yardhippie

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  1. Send her a message telling her to fuck off. I boggles the mind at how many blithering idiots there must be in the world for that shit, the ipod, xbox and PS schemes to work. Fucktards. And you know its gotta work, cuz they keep doing it, if it didnt it would go away, just like the Nigerian prince scam. Momma used to say: " a fool and his money are soon parted." Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  2. hairless beaver. You asked. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  3. I just have to laugh at that one... For so many, it is sooo true! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  4. It usually starts with, "it's not you, it's me...". My speech always started differently... "yes, it is you, I dont like you anymore. Now lets have breakup sex and then you can leave!" Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  5. Its that thing that interferes with my sleep. Ive done a sunrise load out of a chopper. Meh. I'd rather sleep till 10, show up at the DZ at noon, knock out 8-10 jumps and be drinking before the sun sets. Watch the sunset while the last load lands. THAT is the way to do it. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  6. Oh yea, everytime I go to the liquor store I get chills. Like a kid on xmas morning I tremble with anticipation. they're always so helpful, putting my precious bottles in individual sacks to protect them. Life is good. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  7. How can anyone forget about Angela? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  8. The USPA doesnt have a stick, its more like a cold, wet, noodle. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  9. What Peej said, and IMHO, the hand-hand side-by-side dock is more difficult than the hand to foot b/c it requires BOTH jumpers to drop the use of that arm. This is unique b/c may "young" sit-flyers fly a lot with their hands and arms. But on the flip side I believe it a bit safer b/c if the two jumpers keep their heads on level and on corks = no injury. While the hand-to-foot dock could potentially put one jumper under another, a dangerous place. Be safe.
  10. You cant park there! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  11. When a hamster is just too small... call squeaky. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  12. God, that gets me tingly. I'm on protein and veggies only trying to get back to my size two. I'm at a four now but have to work harder. Just thinking about that warm flaky crust and sweet blackberry goodness mixing with the creamy vanilla gets me all excited. God, help me. I need to run a mile just thinking about it. To hear you talk about it, hell, that gets me a bit excited! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  13. Im an activist. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  14. oooh... wet... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  15. Each should be served hot with fresh homade vanilla ice cream.
  16. I dont know whats more frightening. The fact that the "scientific community" cant work a drill, or that you say it's a peril! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  17. What the hell you talkin bout willis? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  18. This mexican pizza tonight was awsome. That and the Stella. Yummie. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  19. No way! Some friends used to clean up houses that had been forclosed on. This one was so bad that they got sick (ammonia) and had to call a hazmat team to clean. I stopped by to see what it was all about, you could smell it outside the house. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  20. You knew I was in town didnt you? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  21. I've got a monster for ya! Did ya find an Iguana in your yard too?? Nope, our dog hasnt been out all day, and she just left a great big pile in the back yard. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  22. I've got a monster for ya! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  23. mmm.. BBQ! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  24. B-low-me! Can you read that eh? Since when was the last time we went into a bar and I had to spell the drink I want. Then we'd all be sober! You just wait till tonight, Im brining nothing but my loud mouth to the table woman! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  25. I was gonna say good for them! Down with Opra! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865