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  1. yardhippie
    I think they are looking for you anyway. They are always looking for me. Im a wanted man. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    I was watching Old Gregg Thats not an excuse, thats an obsession. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    I was eating a new york strip, salad with maters and a roasted red pepper vinegrette, grilled corn on the cobb, and sauteed baby portabella mushrooms with garlic. I have an excuse, whats yours. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    No. I have so many things to mix my vodka with... and I have beer on the way. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  5. yardhippie
    I cant even say out of context. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  6. yardhippie
    Mutha Licka! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  7. yardhippie
    Mmmmm - Lube. Dood, you ever say that to me again and I'll refuse you gouda. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    get a what? Stalker Free Night. I dont know what thats like, tell me. Please. Would you like some baileys? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Nope, the gouda is downstairs. Upstairs gets all the sex toys, firearms, and lube. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  10. yardhippie
    Ive got enough stalkers, but if you just want to send me pics of you boobies, I'll fit ya in on Thursday evening. Sweet - That means I might get a SFN! get a what? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    No - I think that those are the smurfs . . . The leprechauns make a big wall and have a war with marshmallow tanks, and candy corn bazookas. mmmmm.... candy corn bazookas. I've got one upstairs. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Ive got enough stalkers, but if you just want to send me pics of you boobies, I'll fit ya in on Thursday evening. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Yikes, I dont even want to imagine what thats like... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Cuz the leprechauns don't like that. They might blow you up. Neh, Leprechans dont have any explosives, they'll just rob you of your underpants and sell them for profit! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Im all for sittin down and chowing at the raw bar. Mmmmm... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Even if you did blame me... I got this! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    That never gets old! Oh, and Sheri, we could have told ya doing that was like butt sects, but in a bad way. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Is it just as sexy for you if you get to shave his twig n' berries? Theres no way I'd be lettin anyone but me near my wedding tackle with razors! That shit takes skill, and learning to hold the bag just right so you dont cut yourself, thats a skill. I dont want her learning on me. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Dont hate. Its a pimpin cheap couch. Oh, and Ive got the material to make a couch cover, but Im lazy, and I'd like to annoy you on DZ.com. What do you have? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    If I get a hairy taco thats got enough to stand and yell at me. Im in trouble. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    What he said. There's a reason the local Mexican restaurants don't serve tacos al chewbacca. Blues, Dave I can see it now... No, no, I said WITHOUT the Wookie! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  22. yardhippie
    Im more of a day to day person. I started that after so many dreams never came true or were crushed. he who expects nothing is rarely dissapointed! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  23. yardhippie
    Shaving it for her (after all, you can see it!!!) can be an intensely erotic experience (as long as you don't nick her)... Ciels- Michele its a learnt skill, and Im damn good at it. Gives ya a chance to "play" before the play!
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    Shoot, I wish I had me a hairy taco for lunch! if its hairy, Im sending it back. There should be no hair in, on or around a taco. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    I know, I have a pair. to the OP: I agree with the trying to have it taylored idea. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865