yardhippie
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seems im 41% sex/ 59% non sex. and I thought that was out there. Damn there are some WAY out freaks on here! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Yah....for-playin! [true southern accent] no don't stop [/true southern accent] Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Oh get a rooom already! LOL.......was think'n the same thing! ohh.... geeze. who needs a room! Im just playin anyways. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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me! but wait... I dont got to sleep till about noon. but then I get afternoon wood, is that the same? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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looks like 2, but they have to be dressed as frogmen! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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quote]I personally don't masterbate... You are such a liar! Yep! they never believe me! ... oh well... ... BITE ME ohh, ooh! Where?! I had to say it b'fore someone else did!? Ummmm....Hmmmmm... ... this is getting very interesting... .... Ummm.. well before I answer, I have to ask... do you ummm...nibble, or bite hard?... lol depends! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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i couldnt do anything but laugh! OMG! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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thas purdy close. You also have to consider your tone and volume. Ifn you's to hollar "yall" then all dem folks would know, and it would be a correct usage. Usually followed by a yee-ha, or or sumthin. others I can magin whys noone else said: they live down the road a piece. "they live down the road a distance farther than you would want to walk" they live down the road a bit pack your bags... your gonna be gone for a while. they live in the boondocks. (also use "sticks") you bes not show up here w/o an invitation or be family on good terms. and yea good friends are family in the south. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Is the internet not good enough for ya? do you yearn for a bit more out of cyberspace? Well then, you must try the internet simulator Please forgive my cranial rectitus if this is a repost. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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mmm... me likes splosions. but yea... I forgot we were dealing w/ a finite quantity of mass. this made me LMFAO! *** Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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or in other words, going back to being a paper only standing up now Actually, wouldnt as the folds continued toward infinity, it become more like a line? Of course its volume would still be measurable, in fact constant (in theory). so, as it approached an infinite number of folds it would become infinitely thin and long, yet still hold a constant volume? hummm... did I get that right? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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You are such a liar! Yep! they never believe me! ... oh well... ... BITE ME ohh, ooh! Where?! I had to say it b'fore someone else did!? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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yea... we call that "fried okra" here! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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all right! Wreck stories. my 2001 Dodge Ram quad cab 4x4 1. Im making the daily commute home when this guy comes from the far right lane into the far left lane (me) and puts me in the concrete wall. I rips the entire spindle, brake, hub, wheel & tire. off the front axle (even the cop is amazed) and some minor body damage. Cost: $15,000. Worse: I froze on the steering wheel and busted up my shoulder. Eventually had to have surger and get a capsule repair. cost $21,000. 2. again making the commute home when traffic does that hurry up and you better stop stuff. I look in the rear view and see this crown victory going at full tilt. puts his engine where the driver was supposed to be. My truck: new bumper and tail light, and a couple of misc dents/scratches fixed. IMHO. buy big, cuz if I'd been in my little car. I wouldnt have been so lucky. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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why not? its always fun to resort to quanti-something of space, it makes you sound smart... O ooh. ohh. can I quantificate some things? 3. there I quantificated. (I spose I just like that word) Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Busier that a one legged man in an ass kicking contest or Slicker than greased owl shit or F*&%ed up like a nine door cadilac ahhh.... yup. those are classics. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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yea, i belive that was kinda tasteless. I had a cousin that was attending at that time, but he wasnt there when I happened. the old Darwin Awards were much better, like back and 98 and 99. Stuff like: guy sits in front of microwave antenna and cooks himself, even after being told its dangerous. Guy pees off of high voltage lines and get electrocuted. thats stupid. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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I will now butcher said southernisms, b/c 1. I have nothing better to do right now. and 2. I have lived all of my life in the south. and 3. Im family is as southern as you can get. (if ya have any question maybe Ill give you a story) what I told ya here is just bout as true as ya can git. 'mornin to yall! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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well the spray bottle isnt for entertainment. She (the cat) enjoys (I belive takes sadistic pleasure) in tormenting me by jumping up on my couters and attempting to drink water out of my dry sink, or like food crumbs off dirty dishes, even though she has plenty of water, and food. hmmmm... what to do.... I spose I could go to bed... or refill my now empty glass. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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well I got: a spray bottle(for my cat when shes a biotch), a half full glass w/ a mixed drink in it, a set of injectors for my car, and misc odds and ends... nuthin cool here. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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sadly I cant help, last year we stayed at the DZ. I a camper of course. If you were in a tent last year when that big storm came through.... you got WET! I may be able to score that camper again, but its not much... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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dude... I was soooo amazed to see this back in rotation. But hey? Did we ever get pics of this kick-ass, paper killin, hole puncher? hmmm.... maybe its all just fiction? anyways I aint got an office no mo, so.... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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My mamma told me lots of great things but some of the best are her sarcasim, cynicism, and when she let me watch R rated movies way before any of my friends. Ohhh did I mention shes flyin in from Perth one week from Sunday? I aint seen her in over two years... were gonna drink A LOT! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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I always fall back on something I heard once. It made me laugh then... but now I belive it could be gospel! "Only me any my hand know how I REALLY like it! " Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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and yea it is... especailly w/ how the south pathetic peso (oz dollar) is dooing. My mum just bought her plane ticket to come visit... Id much rather go there! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865