yardhippie
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jumps? whats that... Ive been airless since halloween. but mardi gras here I come.
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woa woa woa.... never claimed to be able to "teach" anything to anyone (im a goober). but if we get the chance Ill jump w/ ya... even video (I video everything) soooo... did ya notice, we hijacked it again! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Yeah, but most people wanna stay vertical too. its all about the feet. Im 175'ish.. in the summer resularly jump in a tank top (preferably), or t-shirt w/ my own homemade baggy pants. I sit, stand, head down... mind you im no awsome flier, but I can fall straight down! I prefer speeds in the 165+ range, dunno why, I just like it! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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what you need drag for? I wanna go faaaassssst! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Great idea... Im gonna get me a wife beater and paint it on! Schweet.... a po mans dz.com shirt! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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my wife spent a month there and loved it. Although she said that puerto Vallarta is waaaaayyyy to touristy, and hated it. PM me if you want her email... she could tell you lots more than me. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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No kidding!! Where do you come up with such thoughts turtle?? I have a VIVID imagination. but this may have helped! Personally, im affected more by the fungi snatch. But even the thought of swamp balls incites thought of a shower or moist wipe! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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I have a friend that works for a fiber optic cable company. He has owned all three. He claims to never own a ford again, b/c the brakes went out while towing, and fuel milage. Owned a 3/4 dodge and liked it but wanted the new chevy. Loves the new chevy, but now worried about the tranny cuz another friend of ours at hypertech got a hold of it and tweaked it... a lot. Oh, and doesnt like the mileage on it either. I owne a 98 one ton w/ a auto... and the tranny died at 88,000, but rode like a cadillac. And all I ever did to it was abuse it. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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[eric cartman] I want a monkey name goddammit! No, thats a bad monkey! Bad monkey [/eric cartman] Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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[george carlin] I have the say that the only thing I park IN is a garage.... and how do you drive IN a road... Im mean... isnt that where all the rocks and tar come together to form asphanlt? Would you rather drive ON a road? [/george carlin] Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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post whore. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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I see you trying to turn my perfectly good pw thread into a pub thing! good thing I wasnt here to.... well let you I spose! Kel, Kennedy, Benny. Work it out... its a great party... ummm boogie. I still cant get that thing Kelly said about roadhead out of my mind.... dammit... that kitten is a gonner. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Well we never got each other drunk, but often attempted to see who could be drunker. My mom had me beat when I found her face down in the fetal position on her bed room floor (fully clothed, thank god, she said she was "resting") that was until I passed out in my driveway and the newspaper delivery dude woke me up, in the rain, with [redneck surfer], dood are you allrite? [/redneck sufer] so does that count? If not I have other stories! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Its like the field of dreams.... put it on ebay... and they will buy it! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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just one of the perils of gettin to live in Oz! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Im out peeps! gotta go to class. but I will return in approx 12 hours! yup... 5am CST... be there or asleep. Whore it up! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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That depends . . . are you gonna take your punishment like a man? Or are you gonna cry to your mommy? *whip* Kelly ohhhh... the humanity!... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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yea.. but not one has offered to go pick her up and take her to the mardi gras... hmm.... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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...teeth... but if used CORRECTLY... kinky. Women: do not attempt this without first consulting your subject... get some pointers... and for hevans sake... dont chomp! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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now why'd you have to go and ruin my good memories of head? there is such a thing as "bad" head? I didnt think it possible! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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= good. why? cuz it makes you feel better when you yell it at someone/thing. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Oops, did I spell that with a "G"? My bad . . . I'm havin' fun, too! Just a couple of PWs, aren't we? Kelly yea... im gettin outta hand today... muwaaaahahaaa! and dont "choke" on it., its really un-lady like! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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in terms of a file search "*.head" all respones will be acceptable! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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from roadhead to airhead and choking on "gum"... downhill all the way from here baby! sorry, but Im havein fun today! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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HOW could one miss this disaster I call a thread? Even the title suggest shamless whoring. and the sexual inuendo has been great... it keeps a thread alive.... I can feeeel it! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865