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hell, Ill get in on some commercial drivers ways... does it count if'n I dont drive a truck anymore? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Thats exactly what the video got...you sitting in the golfcart. Damn... now I gotta go order one... just to see my ugly mug on a skydive video.... thx sunny! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Its not the hormones most of us have to worry bout. it the hormones PLUS the alcohol. Alcohol is baaaddd. No WAIT its gooooood. Hell I dunno. Thats why I have a keeper..... keepin me outta trouble. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

I wish I had taken a class. Im learning by mistakes. But then again Im not building parachutes. Illl probably have a couple examples of my work at Mardi Gras , even though Im behind on what I'm already sposded to be building, repairing. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

that is all. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Im a jumper and my wife not. I also spend time working on my car, plus work and go to school. It becomes an issue near then end of the summer when Ive been gone every weekend for 2 months. But we work it out. She loves to come to the DZ and hang out and take pictures. Everyone there treats her just like one of "us", and that makes all the difference. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Well.....I usually have enough to go around. Yea.. see... dont bogart the hotties! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Look man...PIMPIN ain't easy. Why ya gotta be crowdin all up on my coat tails? sorry.... but I was just gonna get the crumbs... and side dishes! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Don't worry sweatheart. My official "Nig Noggery" lesson plan is right next to the one on "How NOT to flail on a Chopper Jump." Under this limited time special offer you get both for the LOW LOW price of being Beer Wench at my beck and call. heh... umm.. Can I work in on some of that too? Im gonna neeed a beer wench. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

schweeet! I made the video? how the hell? I was just a broken ankle guy on a golf cart! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

I regret not beginning my skydive carreer earlier. I have no excuse except for I was into "other" things. that being said... Seems that the BIG deal is wether or not a DZ is a safe/proper place for a child, But to take it to the extreme what about a mall, or movie theater, or grocery store? I had good parents, did their best to teach me right from wrong, give me just enough liberty to feel free, but ATTEMTED to control enought to stay out of trouble. I did neither. I wandered off into drugs, bad grades etc. Then had a run in w/ the law and realized the error of my ways. So I had nothing to do w/ a DZ yet I still fell in the pitfalls of what some of you may wish to protect your children from by not taking them to a DZ. The thing is: skydivers are a community, probably one of the closest (family even) You have good ones and bad ones. All that can be done as parents is do the best we can to prepare them for life and help them to understand right/wrong. Wether your on a DZ, walking down the street, or going to school; our society is full of sex, drugs, and "rock and roll". We just have to deal w/ it. There is no way to make broad generalizations about what age should children/people be allowed to begin skydivng. Its a case by case basis. Do you understand death? Do you understand you can die? Do you understand that skydiving requires higher problem solving in emergency situations? Sometimes I wonder if I understand all the implications that come with our sport. Sorry for rambling. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Umm, quickly? why quickly? did somebody oversleep? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

dude? Where do you find this shit? MMMMM... gonna need food for the Mardi Gras... lemmy set some traps.... mmm.mmmm.good. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

mmmmm... nignoggery.... I may be a bit limited on my jumps unless I can sell some stuff between now and then. but hey... there's always beer to be shot and video to be drank! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

the Wx can BLOW ME! Why you ask? cuz im driving 12 hours to have a damn good time. I desparately need air time, but doing some heavy drinking w/ my friends, and meetin some new .com peeps will be great!

here rigger-rigger-rigger! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

He, we should be there wed night late. He, drakeshelby and I are supposed to travel down together. And he likes scotch and water, but beer? I dunno... I cant remember. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

you DONT want to know.... Mind you some packages are bad... and much be punished accdingly! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

commercials here. There are two. just a bit down the page. I can help but like it. Anyone else want a sammich now? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Only way I jump at night anymore is if the plane breaks. I mean...it's a neat view and all but night jumps are like CRW. Just doesn't do anything for me. Night time is for chasing chicks and drinking like a Viking! Seconded! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

.... and YOU call ME a drunken post whore!? pffrrrt. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

0449 CST baby! Im just off work and finishing some homework for tommorow! Now Im gonna have me some drinks and go sleepy after a while.

well good. glad I could help. We'd hate for you to be confused with a "john". Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

you didnt have to pay for em did ya! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

well mebbe youll get lucky and Kennedy will pick her up and drag her to Mardi Gras, AND she'll still be desparate when she gets there. Provided your not worn out by all the sheep and women hold up in that camper. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865