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theres a bunch of hippies around there? really? maybe someone should let me out of the closet now and again so I could play all the swingline stapler sex lizard games! You are messed up. But funny as hell! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Now thats funny! LOL. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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mmmm. I have vodka!
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with the bonfire today?! Here I am poised to postwhore my ass off when I should be working. And its so quiet! Wheres the entertaing sex posts/polls, the fabulous office equipment threads, or even a stray lizard! Hell, I guess I will just do my job. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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LOL. that sucks. I remember when I had a broken ankle, Id spent Rantoul on a golf cart, my wife was in Mexico for 2 more weeks, I was unemployed and trying to care for myself (just gettin groceries was a nightmare), my dog, and my house. So Id been outside and crutching my way through the house when one of my crutches came out from under me. I hit the ground so hard I couldnt get back up right away. I never felt so helpless. I did get up and thought ya know, I did do this to myself, but Im still here, Im gonna get fixed, and be back to normal soon. Yeah it took a long time, but now Im happy it happened. It made me look at a few things, and Ive adjusted my life accordingly. peace! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Dont sweat it chicka! I have my bummer days too, Im sure everyone gets down to a point. When I do get down, I try to see the lighter side of things. Cuz there is always someone worse off than you. (or me). Its all good, have a laugh on me! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Probably gonna be the 4th weekend though! Deal! That works out great as we will not be training at all but organizing all weekend. Which also means the kegerator will be working overtime as it will be stocked with a fresh, tasty brew of some type and mucho Jaggerbomb supplies! D.J. super schweet! just not Jeramia Red! sooo good, but sooo bad! Also, weather providing, im planning on doing my 500th that weekend. Good times. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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I am used to it.. please refer to my sig line.... ********************************* I'm a gizz mopping manifest bitch that strives for excellence... I said nothing abotu gizz. I thought this was another cooking thread. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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thats one HELL of a shower head! but surely it has a few settings, for "smoother" mashing correct? Yes, it has settings for nicely whipped, partially whipped (you know with the chunks still in it) and then there's the kind that just gets the potatoes all over the place... I hate it when my potatoes get "all over the place"! isnt that just a bitch to clean up? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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whats UP man! long time no hear. No, ill stick with Arkansas John. It would be hell to try to tell everyone a new name! Hope to see you guys soon. Probably gonna be the 4th weekend though! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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i see a much greyer difference. I have done good, and I have done bad. Neither has advanced nor degraded my life greatly. So, I try to do the best I possibly can, and if I should get a break now and again its because somewhere along the way, I was the one on the other side of the coin. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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dude. we fell on that post like it was work.... sheeze. i 30 seconds 3 of us respond... LOL. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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thats one HELL of a shower head! but surely it has a few settings, for "smoother" mashing correct? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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I love free stuff! Remember: no good deed goes unpunished! at least thats what my mum used to say. and seemingly my expeience has been that way too. I call it good fortune.
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hmm... 0/12. Im really outta practice. I think the fine and wonderful ladies of DZ.com shoule pm me pics and as to wether or not they are real/fake so I can study-up and be better prepared next time!!! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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To bite, or to be bitten . . . that is the question.
yardhippie replied to kelel01's topic in The Bonfire
Noted. I will not forget. You will not be prepared! How do you know she won't be covered in poo? Hmmm? Blues, Dave I know this because I say she will not be prepared. A prepared GFD would be covered in Poo. Just to spite me, but I will stalk her to a boogie, then unsuspectingly bite her without warning. Thus, NOT covered in Poo. Quote antifnsocial: *** Note to self. Yardhippie doesn't bite poo foots. Unimpressed no, I do not bite poo foots. I may bite foots, as long as they are not covered in poo. see above! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 -
To bite, or to be bitten . . . that is the question.
yardhippie replied to kelel01's topic in The Bonfire
Bite me. Noted. I will not forget. You will not be prepared! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 -
To bite, or to be bitten . . . that is the question.
yardhippie replied to kelel01's topic in The Bonfire
Under no circumstances should any female tell me to bite them. On the phone, email, pm, snail mail, or in person. I will perform the requested action. Playfully of course. Unless you're covered in poo. Then I would pass. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 -
I'm moving to Atlanta! that is all. anybody wanna buy so crap? 2 tvs, king size water bed, weight set, couch, loveseat, mower... geeze the list goes on forever... I just decided what I wanted in life and after talking to a few people and looking at a few places... Atlanta won. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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have fun! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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1. Im a bit of a country boy, so Id rather be a bit further out. But Im open to new places and things. thats why Im goin! 2. Ive been in sales and management for most of my carreer, but again, I may take the first thing that comes along. I have a class A CDL also. 3.traffic comes with the territory. Ill deal. the less the better, but hey, id be livin in atlanta. 4.I do work 7-5 job, but again Im open, ive over the years also worked 2nd and 3rd shift. I prefer a 9-5 thing. 5.my dog is an inside dog, large too. so a fence isnt really needed either. thanks for all the help!
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Yah, you hit a nerve. the whole "ya man, just keep makin excuses" I thought about it and thought to myself, "you know, that fucker is right!" so look out. here we come! good hangin with you too! Chaos: whos my kitty? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Ok, so the wife and I having talked about it for too damn long have decided to move. We picked the Atlanta area for a few reasons. But now, where does one want to live with his wife and large dog, and most likely be unemployed for a bit when I get there? I want to rent, preferably something with very little maint, and easy access to freeways and skydiving. any tips, hints, suggestions? Were planning on moving as soon as we can, but not before a house im caring for is closed on (june 22). thanks in advance. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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had one hell of a time at the WTS boogie. Thanks to Dave for the canopy coaching and the swooping contest! Got to hang out with Ianmdrennen for a while, and we showed him how we party. Got to meet Jumpergirl and Upandownshop. 11 jumps in three days. my first reserve ride and just one kick ass time. sweet! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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and here I am, all ready to go, bags packed, liquor properly chilled, rig is packed, wallet packed (with plastic), and wait... I have no car! dammit to hell.... my wife has the car and is stuck in traffic! Some blithering gum drop fuckstick idiot is in the left lane trying to see whats going on the OTHER FREAKING SIDE OF THE FREEWAY, and is killing rush hour traffic! [/rant] im happy now... just heard the car door close! schwweeet! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865