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  1. yardhippie
    I do not belive there is such a thing.... whats that song? There's no such thing as too much fun!!!! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  2. yardhippie
    just my .02. not safe. I would never do anything to my rig that would render it non-functional. When I travel with it, i use my chest strap to tie my webbing together and around my reserve handle, but that would prevent me from wearing it. If you are disabling it. make it so you cant wear it. People have died because they thought they would never forget to do some mandatory thing.
  3. yardhippie
    man are soo right. Im sooo tired of getting laid. its killing me. No really. I need a break from all the nymphomania. Do me while I free fall from a skyscraper of oral sexhibition, on the island of porn smack dab in the middle of the sadists and the masochists. anyways. good luck with your bitchin! j/k! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  4. yardhippie
    hey, just downsize! *ducks and runs for cover* no SERIOUSLY, practice. practice and more practice. be methodical about you pack jobs. eventually you learn what works best for you and your gear. Yes, it is hard work, but eventually you pick up speed and skill. Keep at it. Take a deep breath and think "next time will be slighly easyier". Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  5. yardhippie
    put it in a big backpack. a premature at highway speeds on concrete/asphalt would be most deadly. Take precautions on the ground, because you would in the air. be cool! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  6. yardhippie
    Just don't come into the wind! thats dont pee into the wind. besides... errrrr. nevermind Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  7. yardhippie
    good luck with that. its 8:24pm here in Arkansas.(i know youre not impressed) and im drunk. I need food, and errrr. brb!!!!! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  8. yardhippie
    Am I the only one that thinks. Dayum. That is hot. But really, theres just not enough time. And no matter how good it is: I dont want it cum whils burning in! Not cool! Id have to have a bed ready, and that be the forplay or sumthing. Ohhh. the ideas.... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  9. yardhippie
    Man that is just sick. WRong wrong wrong. with a friend like that who needs enemies! If Im gonna pencil pack my reserve thats between me and my maker. But under no circumstances would I let someone other than me jump. Plus, Id not use my riggers sig. Just make one up. (not that I would ever do such a dangerous thing! ) my rigger rocks. saved my life even. Id never do anything to jepardize his reputation.
  10. yardhippie
    110F? hah, I scoff at 110! see, Im scoffing! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  11. yardhippie
    right about two months for the planning! This is gonna be sickness freed on wuffo society! Where my bitches at?! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  12. yardhippie
    I love to poke fate! Shes a nasty little bitch, but so far Im gettin away with it! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  13. yardhippie
    I have a couple... "fuck those fucking fuckers"-Kansasskydiver "fuck 'em if they can't take a joke!" -me? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  14. yardhippie
    Its crap. I dont want it, so I'll not send it. I'll delete it on first sight. Even if you are my friend. Sorry, just my .02! Ive not send thousands of those things. Yet Im still alive, not bankrupt, happy, healthy, willing and able. Damn junk mail. Love my filters! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  15. yardhippie
    Blood donation pays WELL in Atlanta. If that doesn't work just pick any random chick and pimp her out. yea that tha shit! Damn bitch, you better be gettin my my money! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  16. yardhippie
    wheres Ivan when you need him?! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  17. yardhippie
    OK.............Saturday the 20th it is! We can jump all day and then party like rock stars Saturday night. and maybe part of Sunday too. God help us if it is cloudy Saturday! Im all in on this one. It may even be my first realy schindig after makin the move. Hopefully I'll have a job by then and be able to afford to party like a rockstar! Either way... count me in. this is going to rock! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  18. yardhippie
    29 years and counting... still not used to it! but, I live with it. yea its hot, but it feels goot at altitude! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  19. yardhippie
    I have no faith in the coin! It taunts me with unfathomnable reasoning (aka random chance) When I am indifferent. I chooses. How? Why? Will it refund my money if its wrong? NO! I say down with the coin and up with decadent and compulsive behavior! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  20. yardhippie
    I disagree I disagree, with your disagreement. sort-of. While Ive not experience AZ at 120F I have been in the bush (no really) in Western Austraila when it was 110, and I remember it being hot, but not miserable. Hell it only go to 91 yesterday here but the heat index was about 103. BAH! Humidity adds a sweaty balls factor that is most unpleasant. But hey, Ill stay here rather than go north! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  21. yardhippie
    Yup. No time table yet, but I informed my boss that it would be a few more weeks then I would be off to Atlanta, Ga! There is still a chance that the other boss will come in and tell me to take a hike, but it doesnt look that way, I have too many loose ends to tie up. Im not on the road yet, but all I have to do is sell some more of my household crap and get my house listed. Ok, so who in Atlanta is going to put up a wayward skydiver trying to find a place to live? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  22. yardhippie
    a week? hell I went 3 months after my last surgery! its gets better. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  23. yardhippie
    OMG! I just snotted beer out my nose! LMAO! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  24. yardhippie
    I have 2 DZs I call home, errr. maybe even 3. NO! NO! NO! mind you. not a bad thing, but not good campfire, compound, next door vacant lot talk. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  25. yardhippie
    skydiving equates to coolness. You know... "let the coolness into your vertebrae". If you do it to BE cool., see the kitty's post. Otherwise. we rock. Not that other sports dont rock. But skydiving still rawks! My drunken .02! The ground is hard, and it will hurt you. Ask my orthopedic surgeon. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865