yardhippie

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  1. Dear Sunshine, Your postwhore skillz are lacking. I think you are a slacker. Cant you help these wretched souls? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  2. yardhippie

    Goodbye

    awwww shucks... guess you hate to see me leave, but love to watch me go huh? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  3. yardhippie

    Goodbye

    Good by crewel cubicle! Im leaving you soon. Off to pack my bags (and gear) to head to the DZ... no its not permanent... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  4. yardhippie

    STD

    [ I'm saving myself for marriage. Im married and Im still saving myself! from what I dont know! Now, THAT's funny!! Sorry man. no, really. Im not saving for anything but my next jump ticket! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  5. cocktail weenies!!!! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  6. yardhippie

    STD

    Me too. I'm saving myself for marriage. Im married and Im still saving myself! from what I dont know! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  7. Trust me and listen to me...if you wanna kiss this guy then you are gonna have to make the 1st move!!!
  8. yardhippie

    Goodbye

    Damn you kelly! Quit running off the eyeball! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  9. yardhippie

    Goodbye

    the word organ and grinder should never be put together Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  10. by day my title is Sales Engineer Which really has nothing to do with engineering. mainly I play with specs and answer questions about specs to our dealers and customers. then theres the travel for training and shows. I like it. I get to play with some of the worlds most high tech farm machinery. Im still a kid... my toys have just gotton a lot bigger! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  11. hmmm.. broke it the friday before Rantul '03, had surgery some time in August, was under my own power by late October, walking normal by January, healed: It will probably never heal. I still limp my way out of bed most days... BUT! I had major soft tissue damage, and very little bone damage. that was my problem. good luck, I know I almost went insane. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  12. What? did someone call me? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  13. While I considered your hypothisis, I arrived at the conclusion that it is flawed. I have met many a person whose laguage sure failed to represent said individuals intellect. or I could have said... thats fucked up man! LOL! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  14. hes such a slacker. If I was driving... I'd come get you! Awww.. thats my hippie! Of course that means I'd have to drive your drunk ass home. I've often wondered if April doesnt drink because she doesnt like it or because shes afraid for her life if she had to let you drive! oops! boss walked in and I hit send really quick... Id drive anytime she wanted... Im sure Im due! but I would be afraid... havent you driving with me before? be very afraid! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  15. hes such a slacker. If I was driving... I'd come get you! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  16. I used to delete them right after reading them. Now I keep them. (except yours.. ) yea, I delete Kellys PM's too! Why would we keep them? LOL! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  17. LOL! Where do you think I learned all this? I grew up where "colorful" language was the norm! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  18. YES! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  19. yes, yes I have. and then I had to "explain" what I was talking about... Ive also mis-read a PM propting me to let out too much informaiton... funny as hell. IM's are bad for that... very easy when ya have a couple conversations going at once. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  20. I always said I would never do it... but then there was this large load w/ my friend doing 1000 jumps on that one. Nekkid. so I went too. It rocked, but way too much work to make it all happen. good luck with that... Your GF is as stubborn as a rock. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  21. I once saw a pilot make the whole load get out at 3k because someone farted. No refund on the jump. you on Mullins plane? hes legendary for that! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  22. Damnit all Yardippie!! Didn't this teach you anything? You are saying cuse, which in fact should be "curse" but you are really meaning that you are profane!!! Profanity isn't necessarily cursing!!! Argh! I am sure you curse too but be specific man! I am a woman with a mission. Now learn your lesson Mister, or I'll have to assign you a detention!! I'll use corporal punishment on you too and I don't even believe in it!! You have my undivided attantion! For example"You fuckhead, remove that piece of shit you call a head from your fuck hole before I remove it with my foot." Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  23. Its a game on the ride to alti at the DZ. I once saw a friend order an EXTRA helping of refried beans just so he'd have more "game". and yes. it was rancid. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  24. Im voting Swedishcelt as our new Grammer Police Chef! LOL! I cuse like a sailor (both my parents are US Navy retired) so I have a "colorful" vobaculary! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  25. ??? Sake Bombs?????? ????Sushi???? mmmm.... good. Call me. we'll figure it out! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865