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dont get me wrong here. I love a girl who can pull 10 lbs of vacuum on an onion sack. In fact I shudder at the thought... but... Its just not better than the real thing. Much more touching, and sensuality. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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14 jumps as SGC 2 or more cases of beer consumed by ME! sweet ass video of a Raft dive, hybrid, and others. got to meet many new .commers. probably my best swooping ever (I even scared an old lady! I was a good weekend! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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LABOR day weekend boogie at skydive GREENE county!!!
yardhippie replied to CieloDiosa's topic in Events & Places to Jump
hell yea. nuthin like the roming DZ.com to drive yo drunk ass to a boogie. Bobster and I proceeded to completely empty one cooler and proceeded into the fridge. the estimated carnage: 14 heineys, 12 coronas, 10 Sweetwater 420's. between the two of us. and that was just the first night. hell yea. we had a blast. great skydives, I really got my swoop on, and then all the new friends. thanks to Spence for driving the gas sucking romingdz.com! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 -
RoamingDZ to Skydive Greene Co.-Who wants a ride?
yardhippie replied to CSpenceFLY's topic in The Bonfire
I miss my pillow. I haven't been able to sleep as well without it. Spence, call me when you get close to Chattanooga, I'll pull alongside the RV and you guys can throw it out to me. If we havent made it a center piece of a new pillow love shrine! yes thats it.. feed the pillow beer! mmm.... beer! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 -
RoamingDZ to Skydive Greene Co.-Who wants a ride?
yardhippie replied to CSpenceFLY's topic in The Bonfire
you have a pillow in there!? Oh it is on like Donkey Kong! We are soo gonna molest your pillow!!! I hear Bobster is going too! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 -
Screw the co-workers.They aren't your co-workers anymore.Bring the cookie with you.We aint stopping till we get there theres only enough cookie for two! so she says. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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check on msnbc for an article. i seem to remember reading that there is no I-10 between galvaston and Gulfport anymore. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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kelly, my wife, and I are are piling in the RomingDZ with Spence and heading up as soon as I can get off work! I think wer going to both Richmond AND SGC. Two boogies, one weekend. What could possibly go wrong! \ WHOA there Nelly. Did you say WIFE??????? WTF?? Yardhippie, did you and Kelly get married????????????? OMG! thats just funny! I needed that. Thanks for that. See, I was trying to use grammer and everything! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Im afraid of the corner. i stay away from there. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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kelly, my wife, and I are are piling in the RomingDZ with Spence and heading up as soon as I can get off work! I think wer going to both Richmond AND SGC. Two boogies, one weekend. What could possibly go wrong! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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don't be getting her too drunk, i don't want her to be puking on anybody on the planes saturday........cuz i don't know if you ever have done it, but trying to swoop with puke on your jump suit sucks.... slows ya way down, i mean i normally get like 10 ft withought puke, with puke i only got like 3ft..... if she so chooses who am I to stop her?! I have never twisted someones arm to drink. I merely show them the path to drunkeness. How far they choose to follow me is merely thier folly! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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NO! but I will help her drink our way to SGC and Richmond this afternoon! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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skyranch? Siloam Springs? I never got up that way. I lived in conway forever. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Ok, so its a fucked up poll. but... 4, yes FOUR! people dont poo. WTF is up with that. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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bullshit never stops. It make take on different forms to try to get passed as true. But usually I can spot these false gods and smite them with my "Bullshit!" call! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Oh yea. Where I come from that makes you snooty! Better you than me, I hate having nosey neighbors. Ive never been liked by neighbors either. For similar reasons. I say screw em! What do they know! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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dude, thats kinda like bullshit to infinity or something... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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This poll come from repatedly noticing that the smallest (less sheets left) toilet paper rolls in the bathroom always get used. No matter what the distance. Theyre not protected behind locked cabinets like some places, so you have a choice. There are two, so I being the efficient one I am, choose the closest roll, no matter what the size, unless its empty. So I pondered, do you feel the need to use the small roll first? Rebel against conformity and use the brand new one even though theres a half used one next to it? So, yea. i got some time on my hands. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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shoot man. its would only take a decade or so! A billions of dollars worth of machinery, years of political debate, public outcry, environmental protests, sit-ins, sit-outs, weather holds, and lots, I mean LOTS of beer. you wanna borrow my magic wand?! I dont know much but I stayed at a holiday in express last night! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Why you wanna squeeze em and see if they are ripe? but of course! then they may need to be "num"ed! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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large boobied. she likes large boobies. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Oh I remember. It was on liquid telivision, where bevis and butthead got their start. I think this is gonna be cool as hell. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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don't act like you don't know me who are you? and what are the melons you speak of? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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LOL! Frenchy should give you a gold star award on your man-card! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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what are we gonna do to figure out where? flip a coin? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865