yardhippie

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  1. I pluck mine: trimming's for pussies. It's particularly gratifying when I get one of those really thick ones... it's like uprooting an old tree. I hate those. It feels like something its tuggin on my eyeball. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  2. For my good friend Jean.... Its a limited time engagement! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  3. How else does one "hippie" prepare a beverage? I spose I could use my finger! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  4. no, no, no. I dont wear da panties, unless it gets me something in return! and if hed really see me, he'd have known that I keep that area quite trimmed! (I have witnesses) Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  5. I recognize that beverage. Thats a hippie prepared beverage! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  6. Ill get video. then Ill let you have a copy. For a fee! Ill bet jay is gonna be pissed im pickin up his business! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  7. aaahhhnnn I dont feel good. Ive got my lap top and dont have my pics. Lemme see what I can do... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  8. Ill second that. Very cool, totally hot. I'd do her I just got wood. VERY hot!!!! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  9. Ill second that. Very cool, totally hot. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  10. I'm hungry... can you ship some this way? Sure, im sure it will be nice and rancid by the time the USPS decides to deliver it. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  11. ROFLMAO!!! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  12. Actually, since Im sick, I decided on chicken noodle soup, with a hint of tortilla soup for spice. I made too damn much, so I'll be eatin it for days. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  13. Naked ways are tough. With absolutely no drag on it makes flying really tough. have fun! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  14. Having any pubes is just plain wrong. WAX!! You gotta keep a trail so the chicks can find their way home! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  15. Me neither! So drop em and let us see!! Yes pics please Ummm... I can Im on my lap top. Some have seen nekkid hippie. Some have seen unnderwear hippie. Some on here have seen both. See me at a boogie and maybe I'll let you see! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  16. actually I was already feeling a bit nausious. See the "assholes out there" thread. You just waved the rotten meat under my nose. Oh, and see my sig! You get wet really easily?? am I a female? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  17. But youre "married" to me!? Jean: to quote a freind "Fuck those fucking fuckers!" Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  18. Ive had a 110 and 105. Slice and dice. There was probably a possibility that it would come off another way, but I lacked the patience. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  19. I hate to chime in on this, but heres my circumstances: Ive had a PD143 since I bought my gear at jump number 25 or so. I had my first mal this summer, at around 550( in 4 years) jumps. I fly a well loaded tapered canopy as a main. After my chop I had time to do a practice flare, and fly my reserve just a bit. I had a large field to land in, and stood it up no problem. BUT, if i was in tight quarters (yards, buldings, etc) I could be in trouble, as I had a good bit (50-60) feet of ground coverage from the 10' to ground vertical height. I dont plan on down sizing my reserve at all, If it can be helped.
  20. actually I was already feeling a bit nausious. See the "assholes out there" thread. You just waved the rotten meat under my nose. Oh, and see my sig! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  21. I hate those I mean dayum! I keep mine in check! thats just nazzty! and I think I just threw up a little. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  22. It is said that for the mostpart, a Jury is it comprised of those who are too stupid to get out of Jury Duty. Agreed. but would you not agree that if those SMART enough to make a valuable contribution to society, aka those smart enought to get out of jury duty, did their "so called" civic duty, that we would be better off? .. makes sense to me, that one (jury) might sympathize with just that type of fool. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  23. Sounds like we partied together. Hard. Good times, eh? [walks away from contagious hippie] Sorry to hear bout your window Beth. They will get whats coming to them. Karma is a lovely thing....sometimes Im not that contagious, my fever is down. But most bacterial/viral infections have a 7-10 day incubation period, that gives you 3 more days if you know you got too close to me at the boogie! Right on with the Karma, I dont know what I did in my past life, but I think I clubbed baby seals and BBQ'd giraffe. Aw...your life can't be THAT bad! Just a little injury, it will heal in time. Maybe you should take up a hand hobby, like knitting. I have a hand hobby! And it has nothing to do with yarn. Kitty: Fever for me is 99F, what I got up to last night. when my temp is normally 96.8 or so, that equates to around 100.8 in normal people terms. and it hit me like a brick, felt fine all day yesterday, started feeling tired on the way home (5:30) and by 7 I was miserable. and yes, the hippie can handle anything! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  24. Daum Jay, happy B-Day! You gonna be at neighbors tommorow? If Im not all sick and shit, I'll be there and buy you a beer. If not, we'll get together some other time! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  25. did someone say Dublin? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865