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Ways to piss off a man ... let me count thee ways
yardhippie replied to lisamariewillbe's topic in The Bonfire
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 -
What's the longest flight you've ever taken?
yardhippie replied to BillyVance's topic in The Bonfire
14000 plus miles. 21 or so hours flight time. 3 connections Ft Smith Arkansas to Perth Austrailia. the lengthy part is from LAX to Sydney in at 14.5 hours. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 -
I know the feeling. Ive got enough shit to do to keep me busy for a month. and yet here I am. Weve got super nasy weather headed our direction too. Tornados and shit. yucky! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Hmmmm... maybe I should stay home this weekend. Seems Im always gettin in trouble on full moon weekends. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Two bottles of a Rouge Bordeaux 1999 vintage that is ready to drink! And I got hottylicious a piece of crystal and chocolate. What should we be expecting when you come to CA? The dirty hippie. I am my own present. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Two bottles of a Rouge Bordeaux 1999 vintage that is ready to drink! And I got hottylicious a piece of crystal and chocolate. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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...where I was?! Well, I was in France. Yea, the let a dirty hippie into France! There were 5 of us that do not know the language and managed to see some sights, drink WAAAAAYYY to much, drive through Paris, and everyone we met was great. I wish I had some more time, even though I was ready to come home. I even drunk dialed a few of you, and you know who you are! Cant wait for that bill. A piece of advice: If at all possible, DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT attempt to drive in Paris. I'd take Atlanta on a hot summer day in 5 oclock rush hour to driving there again. Ugh. If you do, leave early and have a map! We had the Hertz "Neverlost" GPS, we renamed "ForEverlost". It was of no help what so ever. Next week I'm in Winnapeg, Canada. UGH! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Absolutely. I will handle the catering personally. Good! Very gooood! Im ready boss! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Both jobs are now yours! What I want to know is... will the behind the scenes crew be able to partake in the famous jello-jay shots? I do my best work hammered. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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how bout Julia.....skychick312.....shes a hottie packer Well thank you.. but am I really a consideration.... I'll second that motion. Preferably a humpy motion! No good skydiver pono would be with out the bad-ass hotty packer/skydiver chick! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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For some reason when I saw this I read "perversion" not "preservation" Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Only you kitty... Rock out with your cock out! it is Friday aint it? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Beleive me when I say I have VERY Special Part in mind for her. Have you noticed that I have not offered out any of the leading roles yet?? Aw thanks guys... so what's my role? four words... lub-ri-kay-shun! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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That is if they can remember who you are... I dont mind if they dont remember me... as long as they dont give me go to hell looks. Ok jay Im in for artistic consutant, extra camera and edit. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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I want the hippie slot. fucking hippies always showing up and just hanging around gettin all the stray hot chicks. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Im not allowed to date, my wife and wifey might get jelous. but if I didnt I dont spose it would matter as long as they were over 21. its all about the maturity level. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Why do you think they put that fence up silly? There was a fence? Actually the worst was watchiin poor Maccas hand get twisted into severe pain while the girl doing it had no idea. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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You're telling Noah about the flood there Hippie. That was more for others benift that yours. I realize that you too have had to endure the "emotional outbursts" that magic drink produces! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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So you and the girlfriend now both have a favorite toy named BOB? Elvisio "kegs and eggs" Rodriguez and they "shared" it! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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OMG it's so big i don't think it will fit!! Just relax. With a little lube and relaxation. We can get it to fit! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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*cough* goldschlager *cough* the drink you refer to often times has mixed results. If youre not careful you could end up with a crazy wildcat on your hands! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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...completely agree. LM...you will enjoy jumping the CASA if you have never jumped a tailgate..other than that, its just good for novelty dives or big ways.. The SDA king air is smokin fast. And it works great for small-medum way freefly dives. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Death scares me in the way that if my travel schedule gets messed up I might miss Dublin. I refuse to live my life based on what might happen. I say party on. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Your ass is so nice, I didn't want to leave a mark. Is it just me or was a greenie part of hijacking HH thread? Oh, wait. Nevermind. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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I missed you too!? Hell it seems I just didnt make my rounds enough, or I drank too much and forgot meeting people! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865