yardhippie

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  1. Sometimes I really miss my Mom (lives in Oz), Dad (Lives in Germany), and Brother (lives in FL, but never has time for anthing) I miss riding my Harley on a warm sunny Sunday afternoon in the spring. I have over 120 credit hours in college and still over 24 away from a bachelors degree. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  2. I lived in Arkansas! Dont cha know that is the dress code there? hell Ive seen guys wear boots with shorts! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  3. Good! They must have been keepin warm by DD everyone last night. I know I got a DD about 11:30 last night, all sounded quite intoxicated. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  4. This one is a few years later. My doggie and I. The hair is all gone... but for some damn reason the name stuck. Skymama: the only reason my shirt is tucked in was so the chicks could check out my ass! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  5. Nope no gun rack. The reason I was never pegged as a complete redneck is that hair is NOT a mullet. It was pretty much equal length all the way around. The redneck appearance was just a facade. A survival technique used while living in Arkansas! Sunny: no new ass pics! its expanded a bit, so Im waiting on my wide angle lens to arrive! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  6. He he.. but the funny thing is.. we're just visiting.. And we'll make sure its a visit they will remember for a long time.. Yes a visit... thats how it starts! The times are just too good! You will want to move here. So, if you pass the approval process, you can then become one of the cool kidz. Everyone knows that all the coold kidz are movin to ATL! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  7. I moved in to a new house! Well you might have KNOWN it but you sure havent SEEN IT! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  8. why I dont look like a hippie! WTH man? Ive had this nickname for many years before I was a skydiver, or a somwhat career minded individiual. Long locks dont always do so well in the business sector. so I submit to you, a picture. If I had to speculate I say im 21, or 22. That awesome pile of shit on my right was my truck and the guy on my left is my dad.
  9. yardhippie

    Pet Peeves

    IMHO skydivers as a whole are constantly late, ESPCIALLY if the event in question has something to do with other skydivers. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  10. Only when Mike Tyson comes to town. Do you consider yourself a good Baptist? and how come you never get mad at us when we make fun of 6 flags over Jesus? and you drink and do other non-baptist stuff. That's why you don't come to the dz til late on Sunday, you are at church. My bad. Sorry. Yardhippie - shut up! We missed you for Dane's going away party. j now that we've fully hijacked this thread... I didnt know Dane was going away? Im so out of the loop. Im hoping to get back up that way in the near future. I have a house w/ a spare bedroom now, mind you theres no bed in it, but hey, ya gotta start somewhere! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  11. the only time ive seen you protest is when I was trying to get you up to skydive after a loooong night of drinking! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  12. yardhippie

    WHOORE

    We dont need to hear about your morning routine! Set a watch by it! You do realize there's a boogie thurs morning right? Yep! We're picking Chiquita up at 9 and heading down there! I've got four road trip buddies, do you want to take one with you? Im sure I'll have room for a person and some gear, but im sure the Vibe will be quite full with my crap. Why is it I just moved and I'm gonna pack my car full of stuff and haul it to Dublin? lemmy know if i need to help ya out. "What ever it is..." Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  13. yardhippie

    WHOORE

    We dont need to hear about your morning routine! Set a watch by it! You do realize there's a boogie thurs morning right? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  14. as the weather warms up and the patio becomes a bit warmer after the sun has set, you can pretty much count on at least 8-10 of us being there. NorCal haters. We'll see if they have what it takes to move to ATL! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  15. yardhippie

    WHOORE

    and yet you hang with Ballsack?! Something seriously wrong here! We'll see how polite you are when someone is having to carry you to the car so someone else can drive you to the apartment! Oh, and BTW i cant stay out late, I gots shit to do Thursday AM! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  16. yardhippie

    WHOORE

    Sir.. don't be using the WHOOORE name in vain.. it's something you have to earn.. And you have a long way to go.. what? you want references or something? and WTH is with this "Sir" crap I aint that OLD! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  17. yardhippie

    WHOORE

    is that like bumpin uglies? better? or worse? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  18. So what youre saying is that people from Memphis have an inherent suckiness that comes along with them? or were you trying to say that memphians choose not to claim him! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  19. yardhippie

    WHOORE

    Oh yea? well we umm started partying friday too! yeah! so what you got now WHOOORE!? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  20. The plan is (as soon as we get everything unboxed) to video tape everything. down to the underwear. the we'll mail it to ourselvs and not open the package until there is a problem and were in the company of the insurance agent. That way there is no dispute about when the tape was sent (postmark) and since its unopened they cant dispute that anytimes were claimed after the fact or ficticous. We'll keep said tape in a security deposit box or fire/water proof safe. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  21. yardhippie

    WHOORE

    she did get the money back.. So now.. on to the next adventure.. The byron boogie WHOOORES will be in Dublin.. Starting the party at Neighbor's WHOOOORES We start on Sundays round here. By the time you show up you'll be three days behind! WHOOORE! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  22. Sweet! Boboso called me the other night so now I have his phone number too! that poor bastard! ps-hippie dont love bobby! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  23. seems youve been a bit more active online lately... do you have an infection? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  24. Sir.. it is on now.. officially.. on like donkey kong.. The Hate will come along and you will be hating yourself in the morning.. I'm sorry (this is for hottyliscious.. not for you.. you brought this on yourself.. ) Iwan We shall see! Duelling jeagermeister shots it is! me thinks you could be vetoed! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  25. I love pi! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865