CrazyIvan

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  1. '...if the beaver offers you a fish, YOU TAKE THE FISH!!' Racoon - Dr. Doolittle 2 - __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  2. I'm very happy with my new MINDWARP helmet
  3. And you're complaining? sheesh, I have made ZILCH, ZERO, NADA, mother nature was not helping today __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  4. You're not kidding man, I should be a graduate and perhaps a LICENSED skydiver by now...I feel you pain. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  5. 'May I interest you sir for a battery operated vagina?' Joaquin Phoenix - 8 millimeters - __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  6. My word of the day Is BLEH! because it has been a boring day. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  7. CONGRATULATIONS!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  8. "...are you wondering what a place like me is doing in a girl like this" Rachel Weisz -The Mummy - __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  9. CrazyIvan

    i'm pissed!

    Hey...what time is it? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  10. "...On my signal.....unleash hell" Maximus -Gladiator- __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  11. Let's the posting continue __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  12. Sure...I'll be her Tandem Master (very tight hook up) __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  13. "...I DON'T BELIEVE IN FAIRIES!!!!!" Peter Pan -Hook- __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  14. WINONA BABY!!!!, I'd buy her a whole MALL just for her to shoplift...she's such a cutie. Sorry, I had to say it. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  15. What's the average weight of a full rig? (harness+container+AAD+main+reserve). Just wondering. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  16. and this one...a true classic: "...I'm gonna get medieval on your ass" -Pulp Fiction __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  17. How about posting a pic. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  18. Ok, try to guess this one NO CHEATING!!! -...And you are? -Bond...James Bond __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  19. Are they related? they all have the same FACE __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  20. Now I know what I want for Xmas __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  21. WHERE IN THE F*** IS MY RIFLE??!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  22. "...I know nothing about soccer, all I know...is that i have a lot of balls" Rodney Dangerfield -Ladybugs- __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  23. "...bleep-bleeeeee-eep-chirp-chip-toc-toc" R2D2 -Star Wars- __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  24. "...hooah- hooah- hooah- hah- hooah'
  25. "...I got so many names....call me dad" Al Pacino -Devil's advocate- __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.