CrazyIvan

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  1. I'm 37 (38 in 2 weeks) but I suffer from PeterPanitis so my actual age is 16. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  2. A-hem...because I still don't have one? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  3. I don't smoke, but if I give up sex, I'll have to cut my right hand off __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  4. I'm an IT professional (fancy word for COMPUTER GUY) for a large corporation, if they don't like my looks, THEY BETTER KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH A BLUE SCREEN!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  5. I have already made reservations, 2 weeks ago, I'll be there next week, I CAN'T WAIT!!!!, also, I hope I have time to GO TO SOME DZ AND GRADUATE!!!!, the weather here in NJ in not cooperating. I WANT TO GRADUATE BEFORE XMAS!!!! and start working on my A-license __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  6. These are my songs: BEFORE sex (foreplay): You light up my life (Debbie Boone) DURING sex: Welcome to the Jungle (Guns'n Roses) AFTER sex: Fool for your lovin' (Whitesnake) __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  7. What it kills me is not the door or the first step out of the plane, it's the WAITING to altitude. I was nervous the first 2 jumps, after that, no more. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  8. If I could have sex with anyone? SURE!!, you want the alphabetical list or random __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  9. I can't wait!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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    THANK GOD I'M SINGLE!!!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  11. I'd like a 2 WAY with Lucy....if you know what I mean __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  12. SO TRUE!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  13. "...Oooouuuuu!!, did you get the frank or the beans?" Something About Mary __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  14. 'Fear is the path to the dark side, fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate...hate...leads to suffering' Master Yoda -Star Wars- __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  15. Deep Throat __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  16. Do you use YAHOO MESSENGER by any chance? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  17. How many jumps you must have to attend? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  18. Ok...I managed to FREE one of them, __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  19. Someone please...FREE THE HOSTAGES!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  20. Is she testing her 'risers'? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  21. HANG ON...LET ME GET MY RIG!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  22. 'The needs of the many, outweights the needs of the few...or the one' Mr. Spock - Star Trek - __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  23. Heart medicine?, dude, after looking at these, YOU GONNA NEED A TRANSPLANT!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  24. '...consider it a divorce' Aahh-nold -Total Recall - __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  25. 2 F...king weeks!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.