CrazyIvan

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  1. If you are a leftie you can do the same, I can, I've done it many times, still amazing friends. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  2. Wow!!!, what a hero huh?, so he killed himself because he was UPSET, and this was a protest, so, it's more important to do something like that for someone who don't give a rat's ass, what about his parents? his family? looks like they don't count. LOSER!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  3. That's a no-brainer MARY ANN __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  4. Mmmmmm...let me see, I'm reading this little book called THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES...and... OH LOOK!!!! First Ammendment: FREEDOM OF SPEECH. Come on, don't take it like that, death is part of life. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  5. Well... __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  6. and a Spatula __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  7. LEFTIES RULES!!! (I typed the whole message with my left hand alone) __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  8. Or perhaps a call from the doorman: "...Hello control?...this is Main door 1, we have a 'Wile E. Coyote' code over here' __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  9. My suggestion for this time of the year: www.skydivedeland.com __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  10. Amen to that!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  11. If I really want a REALITY SHOW, I just sit by my window and watch the neighbors. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  12. Apparently his "Spidey sense" malfunctioned too __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  13. Computers: Male or Female A language instructor was explaining to her class that in French, nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine. "House" in French, is feminine - "La maison" and "Pencil in French is masculine - "le crayon." One puzzled student asked, "What gender is computer?" The teacher did not know and the word was not in the French dictionary. So for fun she split the class into two groups, appropriately enough by gender, and asked them to decide whether "computer" should be a masculine or feminine noun. Both groups were required to give 4 reasons for their recommendation. The men's group decided that computers should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computer") because: 1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic. 2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. 3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for possible later retrieval . and 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it. The women's group however, concluded that computers should be masculine ("le computer"), because: 1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on. 2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves. 3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem . and 4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model. The women won! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  14. Congrats dude!!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  15. Some of those cars will be on sale on eBay by tuesday __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  16. Just think happy thougts and you will fly Peter Pan __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  17. "...mmmmmmm-neeeeeeeeehhh.....what's up doc?" __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  18. Looks like a commercial for Gillettes' Shaving Gel __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  19. What a coincidence....I'm gonna be sick friday, and my doctor told me to meet him in Florida, somewhere in Orlando __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  20. Question: After AFF, what would be a 'Proper' canopy size for a 140 Lb jumper? 170 Sq.Ft? 160 SqFt? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  21. "...Is this the illegal chop shop?" __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  22. Someone better add one more potato to her soup. sheeesh __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  23. "...Wilmaaaa....open the door" __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  24. Dude, I had the same problem, and the cause was I wasn't relaxed, you need to relax and arch, also, the spinning could be caused by NOT 'steering' with your arms, what I mean is, if you start to turn to one side, counter-turn, also, perform some toe taps, I did level IV, 3 times, don't feel bad, is better that you make mistakes now that you're learning and not after, when there is no one next to you. BLUE SKIES!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  25. Hey Abbooo-ooooott!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.