CrazyIvan

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  1. With an urinal like that, I wouldn't be peeing but...you know... __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  2. I need 4 cases of those, to give them to my users here at work. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  3. Hey, wasn't that an old Disco song? (Push, push in the bush) __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  4. Unfortunately, Saddam doesn't have'em COWARDS don't have balls. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  5. What about FRENCH kiss? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  6. ONE MORE!!!! Now you need a new name like Whorenelious or Whorendous, you know...to match your new 'Status' Keep up the good work. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  7. Tons of good vibes and hugs my friend. My granny passed away almost 2 years ago already and believe me, I still get the teary eye when I think of her. The good thing is that now WE have someone watching us from heaven. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  8. I'll sure catch you...I'm pretty good 'tracking'
  9. Skydive BORRACHO LMFAO!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  10. CONGRATULATIONS!!!! WOOO-HOOOO!!! May I kiss you too? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  11. Note to self: Keep an eye on JTVAL and stay away from his 'friends' __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  12. That's nice. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  13. I'm tired of that...SHEESH!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  14. I got mine last week (I think because I was out of town) __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  15. Or how 'bout you tell your friends you went to Hawaii and when they ask Which island did you see? you answer ALL OF THEM AT THE SAME TIME....from 13k. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  16. There are 2 videos, KINESTHESIA and BASIC BODY FLIGHT THEORY. Are they any good? worth the money?, which one would you guys recommend to a new AFF graduate? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  17. You know you are a Skydiver when you take a week vacation and just jump and jump and go to the tunnel and when someone ask you how much you're spending you answer: Don't know, don't wanna know. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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  19. Wow, I think I'm a BABE magnet, most congrats are coming from babes...I'm honored __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  20. I think I forgot to leave the rainy cloud over my head home, sorry about that. A case of Sammy's is on its way. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  21. Yeah...but what can you do? mother nature sometimes is a bitch. I'd like to meet you too, well, there is always a next time. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  22. and....NO MORE AFF!!!! I graduated and on my way for the A license, I have to thank the people at DeLand and also the guys at SkyVenture, you guys rock. The weather wasn't cooperating, it rained for 3 days, so I had 2.5 days to jump DAMN!!!, one week vacation and it had to rain...oh well, that's my luck, also NO FIRST SOLO VIDEO, due to the F'ing weather , anyway, I'll wait until the weather get better here in NJ and make one. Thank you DZ commers for reading this post, I just wanted to share my happiness.
  23. Enjoy!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  24. Differences?...hey all boobies look the same __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  25. You can always say: Me no speeka englich __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.