CrazyIvan

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  1. I just punched in and guess what....I'M ALREADY POST WHORING!!!, God I love the Internet. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  2. MTV died many years ago. I'd say when Yo! MTV Raps started to be shown in the afternoon, and then some genious released some 'Shows', now MTV plays everything but music...WTF???!!! I WANT MY MTV!!! (the way is used to be) __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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    Happy

    Good for you __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  4. I know, I was kidding , yup that's me. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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    ACCENTS

    LOL __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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    OMG EYE

    It's looking at you kid. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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    ACCENTS

    Hey...wazzamatta with you? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  8. You're welcome... Are you calling me a DOG? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  9. Which one?, there are 2 dogs and a bitch in that pic __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  10. Was she that bad?, call a blonde, they know their stuff __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  11. That's right. They may have to go into politics instead. Chris You are absolutefely right, a politimatician can say anything anyway like NUCKLEAR and steel be accepted ass an EDUCAMATED person. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  12. Do you have someone called BIN BUSTED?, there is one here. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  13. This guy needs help. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  14. We have just been notified by Security that there have been 6 suspected terrorists working out of your office or workplace. Five of the 6 have been apprehended. Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, Bin Goofin, Bin Lunchin, and Bin Drinkin have been taken into custody. Security advised us that they could find no one fitting the description of the 6th cell member, Bin Workin, at your office. Security is confident that anyone who looks like he's Bin Workin will be very easy to spot. You are obviously not a suspect at this time. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  15. Amen to that bro. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  16. LOL, poor penis, he gets no respect.
  17. Or..."S'ok honey, I'll do the dishes" __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  18. That's called POST WHORING __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  19. The most important thing in College: BEER, actually that's the second more important, the first one is getting laid. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  20. If she doesn't like it...she's not a romantic. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  21. - Chow Yam Splat __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  22. Wow, that's cool!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  23. Would you 'spot' from a B-52? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  24. The only seat available on the train was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged French woman and the seat was being used by her dog. The weary traveler asked, "Ma'am, please move your dog. I need that seat." The French woman looked down her nose at the American, sniffed and said,"You Americans. Your are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my little FiFi is using that seat?" The American walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog. Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there?". I'm very tired." The French woman wrinkled her nose and snorted "You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant....Imagine!" The American didn't say anything else, he leaned over, picked up the dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat. The woman shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend her honor and chastise the American. An English man sitting across the aisle spoke up indignantly "You know, sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window." __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  25. Nice suit and rig...but....why are you wearing a mask? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.