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I'd rather prefer a COFFIN. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

In wintertime, I shower twice a week, in summertime 2/3 times a day. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

LMFAO!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

Hey Arlo how are ya?, we finally met (I know you don't remember me) but, anyway, it was nice to meet you

LMFAO!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

Clicky what my friend? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

What was the name of that chick with BIG BOOBS, her show sucked, but those boobs...Ooooowwww __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers "Yes". Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?" Pharmacist: "Of course we do." Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?" Pharmacist: "All kinds." Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis?" Pharmacist: "Definitely." Jacob: "How about Viagra?" Pharmacist: "Of course." Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?" Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works." Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?" Pharmacist: "Absolutely." Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?" Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes." Jacob says to the pharmacist: "We'd like to use this store as our "Bridal Registry." __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

Hey...what about "Pauly Shore's show', LOTS of boobies __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

Keep the faith man __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

After New Jersey of course. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

You are all whores... so am I __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

Sing with me: We are the whores We are the children... __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

Let's jump for FREEDOM!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

Eeeeeewwwwwww __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

CNN has a BANNER saying the same, but nothing concrete. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

I go bananas for a lady with a british accent __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

Huh? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

I think he should try harder __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

They're still armed, just not with rifles. It makes sense though, since demonstrations/strikes are a good recipe for rioting/violence. They're just covering their bases... That's what I meant. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

Huh? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

I commute everyday to NY, and to be honest, seeing all those cops and national guards gives you a sense of security, but is also weird, because the only times when you saw ARMED personnel was when there was some sort of 'demonstration' or 'strike' not an everyday thing. Weird. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

See? MTV SUCKS!!, except for the hummina, hummina, hummina. eeeh,eeeh, eeooooh, Osbournes. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

Having an accent is cool...it makes you DISTINCT. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

Let give those boys and girls in uniform a HUGE HUG, they deserve it. God bless America and its allies. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.