ZigZagMarquis

Awh, come on, do we really think time behind bars is going to have an effect on such an asshat? Lets get imaginative here. How about every time for the next year the county coroner gets called out to the scene of a traffic accident where a fatality was involved, asshat from this video has to go along and help scrape up the blood and guts and bag the bodies.

A good one I've seen is: "I used to be fucking crazy, but I don't anymore!"

Yeah! Boobies are out in front of Hamburger/Tuna/Chicker Helpers by about 3:1... I think we may be onto a new diet plan here!!!

John Rich used it as a pistol target.

There, fixed it for ya!

That is way cool! Congrats!! Ya even got some upsidedown time!

Will the CPI mischief girls be there?

Which do you like best!??!

That's just WRONG! This is BETTER!!! OBTW... its not LisaH...

Used to play it a lot as a kid until I discovered girls and beer..

mmmmmmm.... Fooood!

Too bad y'all can't make Jello Shots with beer! Oh wait... never mind... Just drink the beer!

Sorry... meant to say... Umm, maybe that's because I make the jello shots for the SD Elsinore parties... MeOww!!!

Umm, maybe that's because I make the jello shots for the SD Elsinore parties... Next stop is Chick's Rock... Come and get your jello shots and support a great cause (Children's Hospital in Peru), everyone!

Wow! When I saw your thread title there Nick, I thought it was going to be about you laying Nina down. Glad that wasn't it. http://www.google.com/#hl=en&source=hp&q=dymo+label+maker&aq=0&aqi=g4g-s1g5&aql=&oq=dymo+label+ma&gs_rfai=Cgi8ovGpwTLi2KYP8pASF4pDeDwAAAKoEBU_Q8l7w&fp=ad526d12389e3c08 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLRzlL6Yjvc

Learned yesterday that there is a person at Elsinore that has not had one of LisaH's Jello Shots!

oooohhh! Clecos!

I'm really surprised boobies are getting more votes...

They should be spanked!

When a married person has an affair with a single person are they both cheating or is just the married person cheating?

That's no fun...

***What do you think? Does she really just want to be "friends"? Well, if anything more than "just friends" is going on or is intended... she's the one that cheating, not him.

There has been a lot of discussion about this around here and I've heard this discussed a lot on different DZs over the years, amongst jumpers and between jumpers and DZOs alike. Mind you, there is an element of perspective here. What I mean by that is, you'll likely get a different perspective on this from someone with 1000s of jumps vs. someone with a few 100. I'm not saying someone with only a few 100 jumps is wrong, I'm just saying their perspective is different. My 2 cents... after over 15 years and 3000+ skydives in the sport, I figure it like this. If I get on the plane, but decide not to jump, I still owe the DZO $$. If I get on the plane, and the DZO decides to call the plane down, I'd prefer not to be charged (it has been my experience that most DZOs don't in this case), however, if the DZO still wants the fee from me, fine, I'll pay it, call me a chump, but pissing over the cost of a jump ticket here and there just isn't worth it... if a DZO does call the plane down and still charge me for a jump ticket, I will however factor that into my decisions about whether or not to get on the plane at that DZ if conditions are sketchy in the future. A different story... I remember one day years ago at Cal City late one afternoon when the conditions were getting sketchy (turbulent, winds 8 to 20, changing directions) and myself, Philly, Cary and the like had decided to hang it up for the day. The Otter was in the barn. I overhear a couple of 100 jump wonders trying to talk Van into taking the Cessna up for "just one more jump." In an untypical response, Van points at us and says something like, "See those guys over there drinking beer? They've all got 1000s of skydives and they don't want to go up in this... think about it!"... within 10 to 15 minutes it was blowing sand sideways at 30 to 40knots and anything not nailed down was headed for the next county... right about the time they'd have been getting out and under canopy. Perspective and knowing how to read the weather at your local DZ.

You may wish to go bone up on this... http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=3927000;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;;page=unread#unread ... thread too.

None. Alcoholics go to meetings. We're just a bunch of drunks!