ZigZagMarquis

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  1. JG, So when are y'all and JC going to cut-away and open a DZ at Cal City?
  2. Here you go, Shah! https://www.google.com/search?q=olympic+female+weightlifters&rls=com.microsoft:en-us:IE-SearchBox&oe=UTF-8&rlz=1I7GPEA_en&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=Sz4XUKWTKIreqAHqq4CIAw&biw=1024&bih=621&sei=UT4XUOuBBYitqAGGxICgCQ
  3. PREDATOR Jessie V Yep! One of my favorite movie lines of all time! Right up there with: "Always with the negative waves Moriarty!?" "The bridge will BE THERE!" "It will be a mother-beautiful bridge!"
  4. Ppppptttpppthhhhh! Bleed?? I ain't got TIME to bleed!!!
  5. WENDY! Put DOWN the scissors AND back away SLOWLY!!! Least next thing you'll be doing is running around with them!
  6. Hand injuries are nothing to take lightly. If one has a serious or suspect serious hand injury, best get yourself to a specialist. Wouldn't want it to become life altering when it could not have been with proper care. Heck, could ruin your sex life it not cared for properly!
  7. I completely agree for this person. But seriously... I hope they're okay and heal up just fine with just a cool scar to tell stories about and not lasting effects.
  8. Having trouble cutting the cheese? Got a call from another dz.commer saying they sliced their hand open and needed me to drive them to urgent care. Damn! There ought to be a law against pointy knives!! Those things are dangerous!!
  9. Damn! That rocks! Useful for cutting pizza AND as a melee weapon post-zombie apocalypse!
  10. Having trouble cutting the cheese?
  11. ... to a dee-lux apartment in they sky!
  12. Ride Ride Ride Let Sally Ride... ... Blue Skies lady.
  13. Yep, seen that. Slightly different failure mode, but had that happen to me once too. I'd think your local rigger could repair the damage to the canopy and get you up and jumping again, but if you want to return the canopy to Aerodyne, that's good too. Let us know what they say.
  14. Nobody. At the very minimum they watched it via 1.25 second delay. Ummm... don't tell Buzz Aldren that! He may pop you one in the nose! I'm sure he watched it real-time!
  15. AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!! My EYES!!! Mental Bleach! Mental Bleach!!!
  16. Deis was out at Perris this past weekend and did a jump on Mongo's ash dive. Cary was out too to fly in the tunnel. So there's still a bit of Cal City going on here and there.
  17. THERE's HIDDEN POSTS ON DROPZONE.COM!!!????!! Next you'll be trying to tell us there's PORN on the Interweb!!!!???!!
  18. Those breasts are too big to be mine. A little bit of surgery could fix that! Want us to start a "Buy mama big REALLY BIG bOObs!" thread? PayPal accepted!
  19. Would you like to get-together for some jumps and drinks afterwards... could I interest you in a Slippery Nipple? oh ho ho i see what you did there Whhhaaaattttt????
  20. Would you like to get-together for some jumps and drinks afterwards... could I interest you in a Slippery Nipple?
  21. Isn't that thing getting ready to land on Mars here soon? I'm surprised they didn't send up a smaller rover with a proven landing system to try to video the landing of this thing... just in case... so they'd know what went wrong, if they crater Mars... again.
  22. Eh, not really, it must not have been virgin trash as it obviously made the volcano gods mad...