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Summer Glau can do that. Is she Canadian?

N@!

So get hitched, take the wedding photos and then jump into the wedding reception!

Congrats!

And there's porn on the internet!

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/12/18/pa-town-latest-to-force-drivers-over-and-ask-for-cheek-swabs-for-federal-study/?intcmp=latestnews Pa. town latest to force drivers over and ask for cheek swabs for federal study Published December 18, 2013 Drivers in a southeastern Pennsylvania town were forced off a local street and into a parking lot, so a federal contractor – aided by local police --could quiz them about their road habits and ask for a cheek swab, in a replay of an incident last month in Texas. The checkpoint, in downtown Reading, was one of several conducted by the Pacific Institute for Research and Evaluation, which was hired by the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration and the White House Office of National Drug Control Policy. Although the questioning and cheek swab were voluntary, local residents said they were directed by police to pull over, and that the questioning was persistent, according to the Reading Eagle. "I feel this incident is a gross abuse of power on many levels," Reading resident Ricardo Nieves told City Council Monday, three days after being stopped. Last month, the police chief in Fort Worth, Texas, apologized after allowing his officers to take part in a similar federal survey in which random drivers were pulled over and asked to submit breath, saliva and even blood samples. The drivers were also asked to pull into a parking lot, where they could give a cheek swab and volunteer for a blood or breath test, according to the Fort Worth Star-Telegram. Those who agreed were paid $10 to $50. Those who declined were briefly interviewed and allowed to leave. "We realize this survey caused many of our citizens frustration and we apologize for our participation," Fort Worth Police Chief Jeffrey Halstead said. Reading Police Chief William Heim told the Reading Eagle the federal agencies are trying to see what can be done about crashes and injuries, and the swabs were not to get DNA samples but to test for the presence of prescription drugs. He said police were there for site security only and did not pull drivers over or ask questions. "In the grand scheme of things, I think it's a pretty innocuous and minor issue," Heim said. An attorney for the American Civil Liberties Union of Pennsylvania said such checkpoints are legal only if designed to protect public safety. "A car driver or passenger cannot be required or pressured into providing a DNA sample and, in fact, can't be stopped at all except on suspicion of a crime or for a properly conducted sobriety checkpoint," Mary Catherine Roper, senior staff attorney for the ACLU of Pennsylvania, told the Reading Eagle. The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration conducts similar surveys every 10 years or so to determine the prevalence of alcohol and drug use by drivers. Checkpoints to collect samples have been set up in 30 cities nationwide, and samples remain anonymous, according to federal officials. But law enforcement agencies in other jurisdictions have taken measures to ensure that motorists know it is a "paid volunteer survey," and that they do not have to pull over. ---- "... the federal agencies are trying to see what can be done about crashes and injuries, and the swabs were not to get DNA samples ... Yeah, right. And if you believe that, I've got some health care to sell you!!

N@, Next time skip the spray paint. I hear one can paint a room with Dynamite! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7w-hcOd6GA

Awh, comeon Mike, one could dig an AWESOME swoop pond at Cal City, but you'd go broke trying to keep it filled with water! Not to mention, this morning, it would have been more like a skating rink.

Chris, et all, Any new news on this?

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2013/12/03/han-solo-star-wars-blaster-to-be-auctioned-off/?intcmp=features Han Solo's 'Star Wars' blaster to be auctioned off Published December 03, 2013 Who needs a light saber when you can have Han Solo's original blaster from Star Wars? The blaster pistol that Harrison Ford used in the Star Wars films "Return of the Jedi" and "The Empire Strikes Back" is being auctioned off later this month. The pistol is set to hit the auction block on Dec. 21 in California, and it is expected to fetch up to $300,000. It's being sold by Profiles in History, and according to a description of the item, it is still in relatively good condition. "The blaster is exactly in its original filming condition and therefore exhibits wear from use, but retains all of the original details, including the flash suppressor and scope (the eye-piece of which is detailed with reflective scotch-lite tape). The added distinction of this particular piece is that it was also likely used by Mark Hamill as Luke Skywalker, as both characters shared the same style of weapon in 'Empire.'" The non-firing DL-44 blaster will be given to its buyer with a letter of authenticity. "This is a truly incredible item of motion picture history and quite possibly the most exciting science fiction weapon to have been offered for public auction," the auction site boasts.

Well now, hang on there just one second there N@!! The black sheep of the family doesn't = "fucking up" in your immediate family! I'd call them a fuck-tard and not a black sheep!

How's that working out mama?

Or just piss in the shower. Saves a flush and you get clean while doing it!

Wow. What a shit-hole Reading, Pa has turned into.

Short Story: There is no dropzone in Cal City anymore. There hasn't been for about 6 years now (will be 6 years gone this Thanksgiving, in a few weeks). The city came in and offered Van & Alberta 4ish million for the property back in 2007. Can't blame them, that's a nice retirement check.

I got a message that Philly & Patti found Dodger dead today in the back-yard; suspected heart-attack. I don't know Stuie's stauts.

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2013/11/01/pumpkins-filled-with-cocaine-found-at-montreal-airport-officials-say-1391574380/?intcmp=latestnews Pumpkins filled with cocaine found at Montreal airport, officials say Published November 01, 2013 MONTREAL – Canada's border services agency says it has stumbled upon a different kind of Halloween surprise in some pumpkins this year. Authorities believe three pumpkins found in a woman's luggage at the Trudeau International Airport in Montreal airport on Thursday were stuffed with approximately 4.4 pounds of cocaine. Scanning equipment had detected masses inside the pumpkins. Those masses turned out to be bags filled with the chalky substance. A border agency spokeswoman was not able to say where the passenger was coming from or whether she was a Canadian citizen. The Royal Canadian Mounted Police have taken over the investigation.

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Wait . . . is it OK when its not plugged in? How you know that Turtle has been humping your toaster.

Wait . . . is it OK when its not plugged in?

http://www.nbcnews.com/health/london-firefighters-dont-put-your-penis-toaster-8C11375653 London firefighters: Don't put your penis in a toaster Bill Briggs, NBC News Facebook Oct. 12, 2013 at 6:16 AM ET London firefighters have launched a public shaming campaign to stem the rise of locals summoning urgent help to remove foreign objects stuck on — or inside — their bodies, but the kinky topic is so taboo in America some top U.S. emergency workers won’t discuss the behavior. Except in Los Angeles. Do you really want to call the fire department if you get a body part stuck in the wrong place? L.A. Fire Department medical director Dr. Marc Eckstein acknowledges that 911 operators do receive a small number of sexually bizarre rescue pleas and do dispatch ambulances, including instances in which they must assist men with heavy steel rings lodged around their private parts. In some of those scattered cases, Eckstein said, the firefighters, paramedics or emergency medical technicians use bolt cutters or, when necessary, the blazing torch of a plasma cutter to burn the rings off of the men’s penises. "They have to be careful because the plasma cutters cause a lot of heat and sparks," Eckstein said, adding he could not provide statistics on the number of such calls. He did emphasize, however, that the L.A. Fire Department receives high a number of other types of "inappropriate" 911 calls from local residents that tie up ambulances, fire trucks and personnel — resources that could otherwise be used for people in actual medical trouble. When contacted for comment, officials at other emergency agencies struggled to answer if — as in London — they have marked an uptick in the rate of 911 calls or ER visits from Americans with foreign objects wedged into their rectums or folks with sensitive body parts jammed into kitchen appliances or other embarrassing orifices. "I don’t have any statistics to that kind of claim or inquiry in New York City," said Frank Dwyer, a spokesman for the New York Fire Department. A spokeswoman for the National Association of EMS Physicians simply responded to the query with: “I’m just not sure where to go with this.” But in London, fire officials aren't holding their tongues about how they must perform tasks like freeing a man's penis from a vacuum cleaner. The London Fire Brigade has launched a public campaign dubbed "Fifty Shades of Red," theorizing that an increase in such randy rescue calls in that city is perhaps propelled by the popularity of the erotic romance novel "Fifty Shades of Grey." The campaign simply urges people in London — especially guys — to exercise more common sense before inserting their manhood into gadgets made for cooking or cleaning. The brigade reports that it responded to 416 stuck-body-part calls in 2010-11, another 441 in 2011-12 and 453 in 2012-13. Among those emergency requests for assistance, 79 people were wearing handcuffs they could not remove. To help fuel the agency's gentle request to just stop doing these things, the brigade has added a dose of public shaming, often taking to Twitter to share some of these ambulance requests from people who have become oddly entangled. Like this couple: "A woman rang to get help for her husband, who was locked in a titanium chastity belt. Keep those keys handy!" #fiftyshadesofred #nonemergency And like this man: Top tip from us today: don’t put your penis in a toaster. Read our most unusual incidents here: http://bit.ly/12wXndi #FiftyShadesofRed CBS late night talk show host David Letterman heard about the issue and decided Wednesday to dedicate a top 10 list to "Thoughts Going Through The Mind Of The Guy Who Had Sex With A Toaster." "Boy, I mean I can think of maybe a dozen things around the house I'd pick before the toaster, just off the top of my head," Letterman said. "But that's just me. I mean, everybody has different tastes."

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no, No, NO! Think of it this way. The shoe you have left now becomes your "reserve shoe" incase you ever loose one again!