diverdriver

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  1. Is that a personal attack? Maybe posting less and lurking more would be wise advice.
  2. Eh hemmmm....there is only ONE pixie. The Porno Pixie that is. B^2.
  3. pssstt....Wendy...it was before your time....
  4. Actually, the express carrier who I work for is not broke. United has set it up so that these smaller Express companies are basicly financing their recovery. That's the corporate world. So, we are taking deliveries of new 50 seat jets and they gotta get painted with sumpin. We were the launch carrier in the Express department for the new paint job. That's pretty cool. I heard mainline United would have about 70 planes painted with the new paintjob by the end of the year. I've seen their B-777 around O'Hare a lot. Paint jobs have to be redone every so often and the 777 was the first to need it I was told. There is also a B-737 I've seen with the new "do". I imagine that is one of the old United "Shuttle" planes. You might remember "Shuttle". It's that failed attempt to take on a low fare carrier (southwest) with an "Airline within an airline" scheme. Kinda like "Ted" is now. Seems we have failed to learn from our past.
  5. LOL!! You found out! Skydive Chicago has bought a United Express carrier and I now work for them again! LOL!!!! Does this mean I get a beer handed to me as the engines spool down at the end of the day by some hot video chick?
  6. Skydive Illinois at Morris is gone too. If they open up at another airport I haven't heard yet. But I know their Twin Otter got repo'd. Chris Schindler www.diverdriver.com ATP/D-19012 FB #4125
  7. So why don't you just state what profile it is so that others can check what you are saying?
  8. Don't know. Must proceed with caution then.
  9. Woooowhooo!!! Congrats Kristi! What was the jump? Tell us about it.
  10. Well, if it's such petty prattle why have you designated yourself our saviour in behaviour? Chris
  11. Happened for real in a plane crash. Pilot (male) was missing appendage. Said appendage was then found complete in passenger's (female) esophogas. Another reason to not drive "distracted". But hey, sometimes it's just fun as hell!
  12. Do I have your phone number? No, I don't think I do.
  13. Yah, about the same for us...realisticly we don't have a Ref+5 less than 145. We don't have any leading edge devices so we sure as hell don't wanna approach a stall. We keep it a bit fast artificially for sure. Very nose down approach which freaks out the unfamiliar pilots riding in the jump seat. Yep, seen it too. Chris Schindler www.diverdriver.com ATP/D-19012 FB #4125
  14. Is that a dare? You women and your "toys". Sheeeesh. Get a man once in awhile will yah?
  15. That's why we fly the CRJ! Much better than a Jungle Jet. There is plenty of space for a laptop in the overhead bin. But people try to bring their whole dang wardrobe onboard and that just ain't gonna happen. So, we put it in the cargo hold and return it to them at the gate when we arrive. No big deal. Quote from an Eagle pilot on the 145: "If you wanna get to where you wanna go don't follow the flight director." Yeeeeessshhh!
  16. Hey, your carry on will be just fine in the cargo hold. Are you gonna pull it out in flight anyway? Yah, got a tap right in the galley. Beauty eh?
  17. You all are worse than airline pilots! Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!!!!
  18. You mean I got the job? I figured since you couldn't check my references, you found someone else for the position! A true good stalker doesn't let little obstacles stand in her way. I guess you just weren't up for the job. Oh well. NEXT!
  19. LOL....uhh....8 minutes with 50 plus+! About 200 knots. Floater rails? You think you can hang on at 200kts? Knock yourself out Buck Rogers! bwahahahahahhahahaaa!!!!
  20. Hey, I thought you were stalking me now? Man, I can't even hang on to a stalker!
  21. Dude, load 1 already landed. I'm chillin in Bloomington, IL now. Wooowhooo!!! edit: Anyone going New Orleans to Chicago on United (Express) Monday morning? I'm flying from ORD to MSY in the morning and then back to ORD. Anyone leaving the Mardi Gras boogie then?
  22. shhheeeeeet mannn... All the bling bling is on the inside! Got my crown air freshner on the dash and a bottle of Kovasier in the galley. Ready to be the "Lady's Captain". Uhhh huhhh!