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  1. jessd

    Funnies

    When I open them I can't see them. Hmmm... "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..."
  2. jessd

    Funnies

    Could you actually see them? "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..."
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    Funnies

    Got these in an email tonight. Edited to say - the pics are small will try to fix. -Nevermind I can never figure out to properly attach pics to these posts. ARGH "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..."
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    Kinda cool

    That's a nice tribute. "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..."
  5. Funny . I can think of a few people at my work that these comments apply too. "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..."
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    I love whuffos

    Sure - just give me a minute to scan it in... "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..."
  7. jessd

    I love whuffos

    I think I remember seeing this a thread a few months ago... "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..."
  8. jessd

    I love whuffos

    LMAO - carrying the "nut" thread on. "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..."
  9. I don't agree with this one. I believe that birthdays are a person's personal holiday! "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..."
  10. North Attleboro, MA Boston-Providence "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..."
  11. These are pretty funny. I recall myself making these statements once or twice. Usually though - I just speak my mind and not say things that will have to be deciphered. "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..."
  12. That is a great idea. I have never meet any DZ.commers in person but I would be happy to send some some stuff over to make their stay a little less dreary (if that's possible). If anyone likes chocolate let me know - I make really good chocolate candies! "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..."
  13. Best of luck to you. That is horrible. Maybe you will get lucky and be able to be here for the birth or your child. I wish you the best! "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..."
  14. I would be mad if my parents we just going in my room and through my stuff. Unfortunately, the downstairs bathroom at my house is off of my room so people are in and out of there all day. Most of my things are in storage anyway so there's not much in here. "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..."
  15. jessd

    Nice Thoughts

    I got this in an email today. by Maya Angelou > >When I was in my younger days, >I weighed a few pounds less, >I needn't hold my tummy in >to wear a belted dress. >But now that I am older, >I've set my body free; >There's the comfort of elastic >Where once my waist would be. >Inventor of those high-heeled shoes >My feet have not forgiven; >I have to wear a nine now, >But used to wear a seven. >And how about those pantyhose- >They're sized by weight, you see, >So how come when I put them on >The crotch is at my knee? >I need to wear these glasses >As the print's been getting smaller; >And it wasn't very long ago >I know that I was taller. >Though my hair has turned to gray >and my skin no longer fits, >On the inside, I'm the same old me, >It's the outside's changed a bit. >But, on a positive note... > >I've learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow. I've learned that you can tell >a lot about a person by the way he/she handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights. I've learned that >regardless of your relationship with your parents, you'll miss them when they're gone from your life. I've learned that making a "living" is not >the same thing as making a "life." I've learned that life sometimes gives you a second chance. I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with >a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to be able to throw something back. I've learned that whenever I decide something with an open heart, I >usually make the right decision. I've learned that even when I have pains, I don't have to be one. I've learned that every day you should reach out and touch someone. People love a warm hug, or just a! friendly pat on the back. I've learned that I still have a lot to learn. I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..."
  16. No I think that describes Michael Jackson. "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..."
  17. This is so funny. A good friend and I actually had a discussion about the whole Valentine's thing a few years ago.We agreed that it was more of a holiday for women, some may disagree, but it is. He tried to come up with an idea for a holiday devoted to men. I just may have him come on here to read this. "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..."
  18. Not shocking news - but definitely sick. "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..."
  19. I used to joke with my mom every morning before work about having her call me in sick. I hated going in. Now I'm in a different job at the same company - much better. "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..."
  20. Well things can only get better for you. Sometimes you just need to take a step back from the situation to make it work. I hope your work situation gets better. I used to hate my old job and dreaded going to work everyday. Not a good way to feel. "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..."
  21. I wonder the same thing a lot while at work. Although, we definitely don't discuss cooking chickens at our meetings. It's usually about boring stuff that confuses me. Now - maybe I will try bringing up chickens at my meeting tomorrow. J/K - things always seem worse when you have to go back to work after a vacation. That's what I find anyway.
  22. jessd

    I cut my nuts

    That movie is really funny. "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..."
  23. jessd

    I cut my nuts

    Actually this was also said in National Lampoon's (sp?) European Vacation when Chevy Chase ran over the local riding his bike. Funny stuff. "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..."
  24. How cute. "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..."
  25. OUCH "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..."