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Geez, BC, did that sting very much Patrick -- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342

Apparently you haven't seen some of the attachments posted here. Patrick -- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342

If I apply for the job do I have to have a green smiley face too? Patrick -- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342

Hmmmmm.....Let's see.......Can you spell LINUX? Patrick -- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342

I don't know whether I love or hate these age questions. May 15th is my 1st skydiving birthday and my real age is 58. Maybe if I add them together and divide by 2....Yeah, that's it...29 1/2. And if I add them together it equals the number of jumps I've made. I love numbers. I'm just starting to "really" live. Patrick -- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342

You really don't need to tell us that here if you fill out your porfile. Welcome anyway. Patrick -- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342

You could call in sick for several weeks and jump every day. Patrick -- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342

I've already dusted off my lawn chair. Patrick -- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342

News Flash From Uncle Sam... As we all know, Al Qaeda considers it a sin for a man to see a naked woman who is not his wife. So, this Sunday at 2:00 PM Eastern time, 11:00 AM Pacific, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Taliban, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. And since the Taliban also do not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment. The United States Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO DO THIS! And remember - No pics = Never happened. Patrick -- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342

After seeing the ongoing saga of the DVD I ordered the VHS version. It also took several weeks, but I got it. Patrick -- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342

Adelphia Cable. I am happy with it most of the time. Patrick -- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342

Please don't try to tell me that no-one else will drink French wine. Their wine is a hell of a lot better than any wine made in Britian. Patrick -- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342

Uhh....BEER !!! Patrick -- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342

He probably got caught with porn on his laptop. Patrick -- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342

1) It's really exciting and fun. 2) See #1 3) See #1 4) See #1 5) See #1 6) See #1 7) See #1 8) See #1 9) See #1 10) See #1 Patrick -- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342

Flying is the only way to fly. -- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342

Do I have to have an SO to vote? Patrick -- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342

Hey Brain, whataya want to do tonight? The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Plan to take over the World. -- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342

Clicky Patrick -- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342

Which hand? Or both hands? Patrick -- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342

You don't have Horizontal Mambo on your list. Patrick -- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342

At my home DZ, every student has to learn to spot. Then spot their own jump. So if they want to land at the DZ, there's a really good reason to learn correctly. The first time I spotted for our Otter, only one jumper didn't get back. Me. I got out too soon, everybody else was right over the DZ. Oh well. Patrick -- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342

Narcimund? -- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342

Man, that's a really lousy PLF. Patrick -- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342

I think it is some dialect of Chinese. It means "Kung Fu - The Legend Continues". Patrick -- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342