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Skydivers that have a head or give it? Either way hook me up with a number. x's and o's, Hol :) (How appropriate for post #69). When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

1. The venom in a Daddy Long-Legs spider is more poisonous than a Black Widow's or a Brown Recluse, but they cannot bite humans because their jaws won't open wide enough. 2. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death. 3. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. 4. If you toss a penny 10,000 times, it will not be heads 5,000 times, but more like 4950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom more often. 5. Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older. 6. Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots. 7. The pop you get when you crack your knuckles is actually a bubble of gas bursting. 8. 101 Dalmatians and Peter Pan (Wendy) are the only two Disney cartoon movies that feature both parents, neither of which dies throughout the movie. 9. The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid. 10. There's no Betty Rubble in Flintstones Chewable Vitamins. 11. It's impossible to get water out of a rimless tire. 12. Did you know that you are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider? 13. In Minnesota it is illegal to cross state lines with a duck on your head. 14. In Indiana it is illegal to ride public transportation for at least 30 minutes after eating garlic. 15. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do. 16. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. 17. Polar bears are left-handed. 18. A roach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. 19. Some lions mate over 50 times a day. 20. The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it. 21. A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair. 22. The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes. 23. A polar bear's skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear. 24. Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors. 25. Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants. ***26. More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.*** 27. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand. 28. Shakespeare invented the word "assassination" and "bump." 29. Marilyn Monroe had six toes. 30. If you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white. 31. Women blink nearly twice as much as men. 32. The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language. 33. The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with. 34. The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want. 35. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard. 36. If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction. 37. A snail can sleep for 3 years. 38. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class. 39. China has more English speakers than the United States. 40. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. 41. Vatican City is the smallest country in the world, with a population of 1,000 and a size 108.7 acres. 42. The longest town name in the world has 167 letters. 43. You share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world. 44. "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language. 45. The longest word in the English language is 1909 letters long and it refers to a distinct part of DNA. 46. No president of the United States was an only child. 47. The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night Just thought you might want to know. x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

As soon as I clicked on this forum the theme song popped into my head. I still remember all of the words too! It was my favorite tv show when I was little. x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Can't get a date? Sick of chicks who talk to much? Problem's finding the perfect woman? No problem...build her yourself. http://www.realdoll.com/intro.html x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

And for you hopeless romantics...Some of my personal favorite pick up lines: (Take notes boys, these are a sure bet). 1. I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long. 2. Nice legs...what time do they open. 3. Do you work at the Post Office? I saw you checking out my package. 4. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more? 5. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? 6. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you. 7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for the Big Breasted Thrasher, have you seen one? 8. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight. 9. Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me. 10. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked. 11. If it's true that you are what you eat, then I could be you by morning. 12. (Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not going to suck itself. 13. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me. 14. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later. 15. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor. 16. Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk by again? 17. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking? 18. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I? 19. ...And my all time favorite. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I sure could see myself in your pants? (It works...I mean, a friend of mine told me it does). x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

It looks like I'll have my hands full for quite a while with all you dz.commers out there. x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

I GOT IT! I GOT IT! YIPPIE!!! I spent the day watching my friends basejump while waiting patiently for my phone to ring...and it did!!! I start orientation on Monday! I'm so excited! Thanks for all the happy thoughts and good vibes kids!! Going to celebrate with some Sake in a bit here. Yea! x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Ouch! I got mine done 2 years ago. The first week is all about eating ice cubes and talking funny. After that it's a breeze. One word of advice (this is going to be lame) lay off drinking beer for a few days. I'm sure your piercer told you that. Enjoy sweetie. x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Not too sure yet. I just got back from the practical (bodywork part of the interview process). It was weird how nervous I was, I've been doing this for years. I really want to land this job- brand new spa in a 5 star hotel with great benefits, great pay, tuition reimbursement and lots of work!! After getting a tour of the facility, Chris Farley (that's really his name, he he) told me the H.R.dept would be contacting me today after finishing interviews. If I didn't get the job at least I can say that I worked on Chris Farley. x's and o's, Hol :) Oh...I always have a shit eating grin on my face. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Thanks J. New job = more jumps. I'll keep you posted. x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

I like to collect Buddha figures. They're scattered all over the house. One of them is the size of a midget! I also collect stalkers. They're scattered around the yard, usually in the bushes. None of them are midgets. A few years ago I actually had a stalker who bought me a Buddha. x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Exactly what I wanted for Christmas! Are you buying FreeFlyz? x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Thanks guys...and yes I'll be down in Eloy for at least part of the boogie! Just look for the chick in purple and green with a shit eating grin. That's me. x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

I'm leaving for a second interview in just a few minutes. It actually a hands on interview, I'm applying for a massage therapist postition at a super beautiful hotel in PX. Brand new spa, with fountains, fireplaces and viney stuff all over. It's one of those hotels that houses someone with the title "director of romance". I'm so excited! Massages for everyone on dz.com if I get it! x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Microwaves really scare me. My roommate is so cute. He was super proud and excited to bring one into my house, when he moved in. I guess he thought that I'd share his reaction. I ended up moving it as far away from the fridge as possible. x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

You're not alone Katie. Spending the night with Guinness can make the sexiest of all ladies sound like a chainsaw. More often than snoring I do sleepwalk, sleeptalk and perform random chores in the night. Sometimes I'll wake up lost in the bathroom or knock into the vertical blinds and scare myself awake. When I used to bartend there was a time that I'd walk around at night, thinking that I was at work?! I remember more than once cruising around with my blanket wrapped around me. Apparently I thought that I had forgot to wear clothes to work! x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Thanks boys. That cracks me up that I can ask any question on this site and have the answer in like 2 minutes. Forget about askjeeves.com, you guys are much better. x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

...that video of the naked dude in freefall with his....um, you know the video I'm talking about. I think it was on some German talk show a while back. Thanks kids. x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Group hug! Ahhhh...that was a good one too.. Thanks guys! I know this house is wineless for sure, but I will cheers you all never the less...with this glass of soymilk? x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

I went on my first BASE jump last night, off of the Golden Gate Bridge! It was rad! My dream friends and I were cruising up the cables, to the top, like Spiderman. The jump went really well. Everyone felt relaxed, landed safely, and the dream police didn't show up to bust us after. x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

I'm a sucker for a guy in a jumpsuit, even more so if he's wearing a dz.com shirt. Pucker up Viking! x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

If I had clothes on I would have ran out the back of the truck and laid one on him. x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

I saw you yesterday...don't know who you are...but I know where you hang out online...you had the shirt! x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

I'll be in Eloy for at least part of the X-mas boogie, if you need a massage. As far as cutting the skull...I'm not a big fan of that modality...it gets kinda messy. x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

I'm sure that if AZ had wildlife beyond birds, lizards and well...cacti, Virgo would be bringing that home too. x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?