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  1. Grow some thicker skin. Pnutty was just fucking with you. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
  2. OH OH ! TOUGH GUY ALERT ! ! ! ! ! ! bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
  3. I wish I could say the same bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
  4. Things have changed a bunch since we went thru the FJC, Wendy...hopefully in most cases the better. But...I have to say this...the things those guys beat into me I remember clearly. It was stoneage training but it worked. I bet I can still do a "LOOK......PULL.....PUNCH ! " bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
  5. Nothing is better than a good pair of RayBans.
  6. bozo

    Skydiving Doctors

    I didn't think residents had time to sleep. Blues, Dave Sorry, it wasn't sleeping. You got me. It was fucking. As much time as you spend posting here you dont have much time left for sleeping or fucking. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
  7. Alright! I was almost on a 20 way with 'ya!
  8. Ok first jump stories............ I had always wanted to jump but after I got home from the military the new wife I had aquired was having none of it. Took her 9 years to finally divorce me. The first thing I did was look up Skydiving in the Yellow pages. Back in those days there werent too many options. I found a place called Nevada Aerial Circus....called em up....they told me the jump course was 150 bucks...took twelve hours....modern training facility and most of all "modern " gear. SIGN ME UP ! I showed up the following Wednesday to a house way out in the valley....knocked on the door...a little kid answered...he said the loft was in the back. I walked around back to this crumbling down detached garage. Inside I found Rick and Karl...my new best friends and JM/Is. Rick I found later had 150 jumps, Karl had around 60. I was in class with a couple other folks, a guy and a girl. We watched the slide show for an hour....after it ended we just sat there in the dark........waiting. Finally after ten minutes or so...I got up and walked over to the light switch and turned em on. Rick and Karl had both fallen asleep on the old threadbare couch. The girl woke em up....and Rick announced thats class for tonite, seeya tomorrow same time. Thursday....was spent hanging from the rafters of the garage doing cutaways and learning EPs. This was really unique as they turned the lites off, turned on a strobe.....spun the daylights out of me in the harness and screamed. I guess it worked, i'm still here. Friday evening was a review of the previous two nites and packing T-10 lessons and drinking beer. The girl showed up already hammered on something as she passed out fell out of her metal chair and was gently deposited on the couch. Saturday morning.....man am I ready...and scared to death of these guys. They put me in some old military "state of the art" gear with belly reserve. We walked to the beat to death Cessna and practiced some exits. This was so much like the movie Fandango...and several years prior to its filming, they could have used it for a template. Jumprun.....Rick screams at me ARE YA READY TO SKYDIVE ?????? I squeak.....hell yeah ! Climb out and hang !. I'm out...he crawls out with me and yells go...i'm gone. I look up and see that ugly/beautiful T-10. I'm wondering what all the patches are. After the uneventful landing I see that the patches are chunks of duct tape covering the holes. It was , all in all, quite and adventure. I stuck around, did my first demo into a park , under an XL-30 at 14 jumps and by 100 I was the SL/JM...Rick and Karl by this time had gone on to other adventures. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
  9. Quote The "Firestone 3" went to Georgia, and flew under the name of "Sugar Alpha"....... Any of you folks on the Sugar Alpha load at FB '85 when it blew the jug? Organizers had put together a "2-ton 20 way" All guys over 200lbs. -------------------------------------------------------- Being over 200 my whole life I qualified for that load...and was on it. I remember it well. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
  10. you must be very very proud. No (well a little), very very jealous... and a bit sad that I never made a convention. FB's 1 and 2 were friends and I still think about them both from time to time. I made em all....up until about 95....for me it seems thats when things started changing. Good or bad...who knows...just wasnt the same. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
  11. Some of us got our FB# before there were hats... you must be very very proud. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
  12. So the Sunset H&P at alti, to enjoy the peacefulness and beauty granted to us by God, whilst burning a big fatty isn't an issue.... other than gettting the damn thing lit anyway. Leave the brakes on 'till ya get it roasting! You better cut it out, Jim. Youre gonna have these kids thinking youre one of those crazy rule breaking fuckers from the "old days"....god forbid. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
  13. Ive got one of the "old' ones. Scrambled eggs and mesh.....one of my most prized possesions. Its also loaded with memories of the places it and I have been. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
  14. Your attachment didn't work, but I'm guessing it was this one? Blues, Dave Damn that Jan Davis, God rest her soul! thats the one. some things are too good to delete. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
  15. Mesquite is almost as good a dropzone as NWFLYERS new dropzone.....and.....the Get Lucky boogie isnt next weekend its the weekend following. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
  16. Krisanne....can I finish my student training at your new DZ ????????? bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
  17. Thats a bunch of bullshit. Tell that DZO hes an ass. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
  18. Awesome Well done ! Carry on Max! bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
  19. [replyI believe we already agreed you'll make 3k, even if I have to bring a tandem rig or two down there and carry your ol' busted up ass. Blues, Dave Fuck that....i rode on a tandem front once...never again . Thats some scarey shit bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
  20. Ten years ago I would have taken that race. I'm getting a little long in the tooth and am hoping I can make it to 3k. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
  21. Hey, add my vote. I don't think Sangiro has the bandwidth for me to name EVERYONE who thinks I'm an asshole. I was just naming a few of the Missoula folks who do! Still, I am feeling the love.
  22. So does it mean that yours is bigger? Or at least more blue? Its just about opinions and not jump numbers. I think that he has lot more jumps on that canopy he was talking about than you do. That I doubt. The original Sabres above 190' were modified because they opened so hard. He wasnt even around at the time....as werent you. No...it aint blue. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.
  23. Hey, add my vote. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.