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  1. did 50 or so in january. need a couple night jumps for the D. will get coach rating in march plan 100 jumps a month until october to make 1000 before my skydiving birthday! namaste, motherfucker.
  2. pds

    weekend numbers

    humps:jumps:beer humps are sometimes replaced with more family oriented arbitrary events jumps is, well, jumps beer is how many times you commited a beerable offense. usually the f*rst time you do an ever changing list of things. namaste, motherfucker.
  3. pds

    weekend numbers

    1:11:0 1 house full-o-shit moved closer to DZ 9 jumps saturday - beefuckinyootiful day. sunday winds superhigh - made 2 jumps and was in reverse on landing. still all good. no beer owed. this is a good thing? made 5 jumps this morning before going to work. i like living next to the drop zone! namaste, motherfucker.
  4. Skydive Arizona 1-$18 12-$200 (must be used in 2 days) = $16.66 = good deal. namaste, motherfucker.
  5. ARGH! it is a free market, but what are the outs for a company who has lines pulled due to deep discount pricing? no easy answer here. an anti-trust suit? there was an argument made about protecting knowledgible resellers from deep discounters. this is ridiculous. Square one is a VAR - value added reseller. If the value they add with thier knowledge and experience is worth the margins they set, they will survive. I think price-fixing in any market is inequitable. namaste, motherfucker.
  6. pammi, please dont reach with your hands. our hands and arms are not very strong compared to the momentum we build coming in. most times you will get away with it using hands, but is a really bad habit that will eventually result in missing tissue, broken bones and/or dislocations. (personal experience) if you are going over, tuck your hands and arms in and roll as in plf. i cannot see the tail of your canopy through your entire landing but it seems to me that your hands are well below your waist (half brakes +) at more than 15 feet above the ground and are fully extended while still 5 feet above the ground. no more flare. BUT you are still moving forward in front of the canopy and falling 5 feet. the vid is a bit choppy but that would lead me to believe that you are stabbing a bit as well as flaring too early. try the oh fuck method. you know when you start to say 'oh shit, i gotta flare!'? well, try to ignore that and wait just a second or 2 longer for the louder voice that says "OH FUCK, I GOTTA FLARE!" and then start your flare, slowly to a little less than half to get you to the ground and then start to push it out as you glide or slide. are your brake lines too long for your arms? i.e. do you have full control range? check this with instructor and rigger before you even think about any of the halfassed advice i give you because if your brake lines are too long you could get hurt. [edit] just read phree message (DOH!) and he may be correct, but still, take this issue up with an experienced canopy pilot on site to be sure. most of all, keep it up! somebody please confirm or correct this advice....... namaste, motherfucker.
  7. oops. last entry written by . — Jason Ankeny namaste, motherfucker.
  8. A disciple of famed tunesmiths including Jerry Jeff Walker and Guy Clark, Texas-born singer/songwriter Pat Green made his independent-label debut with Dancehall Dreamer; his entry into the Live at Billy Bob's Texas series followed in 1999. Songs We Wish We'd Written was issued two years later. namaste, motherfucker.
  9. pds

    owwww!!!!

    um, i hope not. i would have to say no. but it depends. i guess we would have to see what it looks like when tumescent. you heard about the guy looking down in the restroom and saw WENDY tattooed on guys unit? he says 'wendy must have been real special!' 'no, mahn, it say "welcome to jamaica, man. have a nice day" .
  10. some skynard, man! namaste, motherfucker.
  11. your hired. bring tequila. namaste, motherfucker.
  12. CULTURE?! we don need no steenking CULTURE! namaste, motherfucker.
  13. PA announcement "Mike Hunt, is Mike Hunt here?" namaste, motherfucker.
  14. well, as if phoenix wasn't close enough, as of today me n my new roomie live in casa grande - a long 10 minute drive to the DZ. namaste, motherfucker.
  15. hold the phone!! i was told i was getting 3 new roomates and they were all SEX-KITTENS! namaste, motherfucker.
  16. an ounce of surgical steel . namaste, motherfucker.
  17. pds

    HEYYYY

    damn, guys we gonna need a lot-o-beads. . namaste, motherfucker.
  18. so it is shipping or no? namaste, motherfucker.
  19. which are the good ones? namaste, motherfucker.
  20. pds

    HEYYYY

    right on! that was quick. i hear they expedite license numbers for tree huggers. namaste, motherfucker.
  21. email me your edited-for-bullshit resume, i am always looking for capable coders. it was 80 degrees at 3pm at SDAZ yesterday. left work at noon and only got 6 damn jumps in. namaste, motherfucker.
  22. i tried this method and i love it. very quick and easy. thanks. namaste, motherfucker.
  23. i never did ask you where the chest strap sat on the person you are talking about. and how big were they bumps? and what kind of rings? i ask because i have never covered mine and have about 100 jumps with no shirt and have never had the slightest problem. namaste, motherfucker.
  24. "No, it's a rock!" that's why you steal the golf cart. just be sure you dont hijack the nogger's firewood. . namaste, motherfucker.