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damn, turt , you a dd hoe. all over conversation at perris was references to 'and damn ts dd'd me at xxAM!'. lol namaste, motherfucker.

hey, dont get me wrong, i have absolutely no problem with morons. they make good cannon fodder. i just dont think they should be at the head of the class. namaste, motherfucker.

shaddup, commie, and drink the cool-aid. the google bar is the shiznitz. namaste, motherfucker.

yup, get it right and you truly got her on the "hook". i just kill me sometimes.... namaste, motherfucker.

is it just me or did he look a lot like a deer caught in the headlights? and as far as his delivery... omfg... like a howdydoody puppet with a bad ventriloquist. it's as if he was reading it for the first time right there off the teleprompter. i hope. if he prepared for that speech i am even more convinced that he is complete moron. just my exhalted opinion. dissenters are invited to go stuff themselves. minor flame retardant applied. namaste, motherfucker.

thanks. your real close. it's the section immediately preceeding that quoted that i am interested in. i was kindly sent the PDF for the instructor ratings early this morning. thanks for typing that up. i should have called off the quest before you went to the effort. ------------------------------ F. KEEPING AN AFF INSTRUCTOR RATING CURRENT 1. USPA AFF Instructors may annually renew their ratings with their USPA membership by providing documentation of any of the following: a. that the rating was initially earned within the previous 12 months (no renewal fee required) b. that the applicant has met the annual rating renewal requirements by performing all of the following within the previous 12 months: (1) acted as instructor on 15 AFF student jumps (2) attended a USPA Instructor seminar (3) has conducted training or complete review training in Category A for AFF (4) acquired the signature of a current S&TA, I/E, or member of the USPA Board of Directors on the renewal application to verify that the renewal requirements were met (5) paid the annual rating renewal fee c. met the renewal requirements for an expired rating namaste, motherfucker.

michele? i don know no steenking meeechell!!! lololol namaste, motherfucker.

clay, you are an intrepid explorer. to have found and manipulated a g-spot without knowing what it is is indeed an accomplishment. yur gurl needs to pin a gold star on yur shirt. namaste, motherfucker.

yeah, bozo. kick him in his 'broken down, raggedy old' ass for me next time you see im. namaste, motherfucker.

Yo, you so money, g. you jump with Jimbo? namaste, motherfucker.

do you have my mailing address? lol namaste, motherfucker.

heres a good deed for you: thats an awful picture of you JT. You so much more sexy in person. wtf are you holding? namaste, motherfucker.

all in all, is good advicw, but... i would have to question advising a person who states that she is a 'newbie' to attempt anything other than a ball or sit to remedy a cork. if this don't apply to you, alana, then it is for others. a new jumper may read this and file it away and for whatever reason attempt to adopt a HD attitude and either cork hard anyway or steep track into someone else. not a good thing. it only takes once and there may not be a chance to learn from a mistake like that. i know, i got the lumpy rib to prove it stay alive. namaste, motherfucker.

i didnt go kick the shit out of someone in the recent past. does that count? namaste, motherfucker.

ive logged more than a hundred jumps from 13k with mine and it is still kickin. solo jumps and sunset clear-n-pulls are also supercool with the right soundtrack. pro-dit cuts right through. most modern hard drives can survive extraordinarily high G-force impacts when not spinning, and they are tougher than you might think even when spinning. i got some nice dents to show. my ipod has 'character' as far as concerns on durability r.e. jumping, any measure you take to prevent it from falling offa you will be sufficient to protect it from damage. 128mb? bah, i fart in your general direction! 20GB! namaste, motherfucker.

i have searched all of the documents available on USPA site for some information that appears to be contained in the instructional rating manual, which i don't have access to. what i am interested in knowing is the criteria and procedures related to AFF rating renewal. i will appreciate a reply here or im PM. namaste, motherfucker.

pleading the fifth, i have the older 20gb version and i will see kris' planes and parachutes and raise him sliced bread. firewire is a common interface ieee 1394. like supafast usb, only better. a year ago the 20gb was $500. the new ones are out now i think and have alot of great improvements and i am toolazy to look up the current price for your lazy ass. get one. they handle freefall well. namaste, motherfucker.

pssst.. a little bird told me there was twice as many nekkid boys as nekkid girls in the pool and one whom will remain nameless (and probably hung the fuck over) was quite adept at keeping a disproportionate number of said boys occupied. but you dint hear that from me namaste, motherfucker.

umm... arent you forgetting sumthin, leeeeeeesa? namaste, motherfucker.

i would be willing to pick up a carload of old farts in ontario. namaste, motherfucker.

thats gotta be a record. a post blatantly focused on breasteses and it took 8 replies for the B word to be played. is someon losing thier touch? ivan, you let me down, bro. namaste, motherfucker.

a-fuckin-men. namaste, motherfucker.

you, you, fuck you! now pay up! namaste, motherfucker.

thumbs up. namaste, motherfucker.

i always thought you should ignore the 'oh shit' and pay attention to the 'oh fuck' namaste, motherfucker.