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do: fly a conservative and predictable landing pattern. don't: turn base in front of the lights and fly across the ENTIRE landing area before turning a way too low final.... jeremy. new years jump, eloy. flying a conservative pattern turning base at least 150 feet behind the lights - straight in approach - looking fine - laying on the fronts - just as i am about to pass over the cars (lights) i find myself looking into the eyes of a guy less than 20 feet away from me, on level, who had just turned base directly across the lz - cutting off all approaches. if i would have been 1 or 2 seconds later we would have had a serious t-bone at 60 feet. i had time to do nothing except holler at him. don't remember but i think it was something like 'fuck you very much, you fuckin fuck, you fuckin suck.' on the ground the guy acted like nothing serious had happened. grrrrrrr. aside from almost killing us both i am baffled at why he thought it was a good idea to make such low turns on a night jump. i have to attribute this pattern issue to a rather perfunctory briefing. i would like to see more attention paid to landing patterns in night jump briefings. i have attended several, hosted by a variety of people, and they are not always the same. landing is where you are going to get killed on a night jump (IMHO) and even if everyone says that they have night experience GO OVER IT IN DETAIL. i am not qualified or experienced enough to enumerate night jump best practices, i hope someone here is and will. thanks. namaste, motherfucker.

not nearly enough tim eon dz. 34 jumps. 3 firewalks. 1st load of the year at midnite on which was nearly killed by some newbie fuckhead and way too much fucking drama. and 1 killer flu. hackhackhack. \

is what the rag on the nightstand is for. namaste, motherfucker.

I am That is a girls ass hmmm..... expert, eh? all documentary evidence indicates male. in any case, nice ass, dude. namaste, motherfucker.

me. so fuck off. namaste, motherfucker.

Jailbait or legal that is still alive. lets kill this one too. namaste, motherfucker.

toastapalooza. get out while the gittins good. namaste, motherfucker.

pretty simple actually. open your original file, the big one (or scan it) in photoshop. open or scan your inlay pic in any program, photoshop or IE or whatever. if in IE, right click>copy. if in photoshop select small image, CTRL-A (select all), CTRL-C (copy), select large photo, CTRL-V (paste). your small photo will now be on top of your large photo with a 'marching ants' selection marquee. you can resize right there. inside the selection 'marching ants' rightclick and select free transform. now you have handles to stretch and rotate your smaller image. you can also just click and drage the smaller image around for placement. once you are happy with the product, hit the enter key to apply the transform. i don't have ps in front of me so i may have misspoken a bit but you get the picture. namaste, motherfucker.

1300 namaste, motherfucker.

ummm.... no you shouldnt. penile ownership is a definite red light. namaste, motherfucker.

i will not talk about ivan. namaste, motherfucker.

probably the worst fucking year of my entire fucking life. thanks for asking. namaste, motherfucker.

and my favorite, always a crowd pleaser fuck you, you fuckin fuck namaste, motherfucker.

lebanese. mmmm mmmm good. namaste, motherfucker.

thanks and thanks for the explanations - tuff luv baby. tuff luv. namaste, motherfucker.

yup, you are sofa king stupid. namaste, motherfucker.

Ascent speed shouldn't matter. They should work just fine. neptune's you will want to set to special dive/manual. wtf?! crosspost? lol namaste, motherfucker.

new oxymoron: Freefly Protocol namaste, motherfucker.

scott, you are showing our age. lmao. namaste, motherfucker.

wtf. missed you again. next time you see a tall guy in a yellow jumpsuit walking around, throw something at his head.

he's a mog - half man, half dog. he's his own best friend. namaste, motherfucker.

no namaste, motherfucker.

The patch? they put it in patches now? !!

cool. soft focus like in old timey playboy mags. namaste, motherfucker.