Slowfaller

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  1. I haven't eaten any testicles in my day. Can't compare Edit - Sorry moderators, wrong board. Feel free to move to the bonfire --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM
  2. My brother is trying to talk Ginny and me into going to a Turkey Testicle Festival tonight. Has anyone eaten these before? What do they taste like? I'm thinking of going just to hang out and have some beers and laughs but I don't think i'll be able to try 'em without lots of --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM
  3. I went to Meijers tonight about ten to midnight just to see what the situation was like. I see people pouring out the exit doors so I ask if they're all sold out or what. Meijers had 7 systems to sell. --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM
  4. Wow. I'm really sorry for stirring the pot this much for a sarcastic post. I apologize, I'm not really a criminal. Just an honest, hard working american who happend to get something for free. I didn't get charged for an item that i scanned and put in my bag, got frustrated with the self checkout machine and said fuck it. I don't need other people debating my morality, my mistake though. I didn't think of the consequenses. Again sorry. --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM
  5. Great job. target lock, fireSC should be open soon --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM
  6. Great input, thanks Lighten up
  7. I thought it was funny cause the woman was watching me the whole time. she even helped me after the machine told me to remove item from bag. A coworker I was with noticed on his receipt that he didn't pay for one of the two orange juices he got. Mejiers is gonna go under if they keep hiring idiots --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM
  8. I just stole a box of hot pockets right in front of the self-checkout attendent employee. It beeped, I put it in the bag. My total comes to 1.08 for my chocolate milk and my hot pockets are already in the bag. Now to nuke 'em up and squirt Sriracha hot chili sauce all over the top. Stupid machines ahhhahahaha Everythings coming up Milhouse! Slosh slosh slosh --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM
  9. There is a song on the radio by O.A.R., "love you like the devil..." makes me want to shoot myself in the face! I fucking hate that song! Haven't heard anything else by them but geez that song is terrible. (glad you liked the show) Chris --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM
  10. Slowfaller

    Real Penny?

    To all of the "perfectly good airplane" wuffos i respond that they need to see these "planes". Far from perfect, not original but usually shuts them up, especially middle aged know-it-alls that know someones sister's, husband's, cousin that died doing it. I'm just finding all about myself tonight. I'm a rooster under the chinese zodiac and my element sign is metal. --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM
  11. Slowfaller

    Real Penny?

    1st guess too. Yeah man! --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM
  12. Check the back seat door of your car. Thats where mine showed up. [stupid smiley] --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM
  13. Currently have about $600 of credit card debt which is well on its way to be paid off. I still owe about $3,800 on my car and lots more on the townhouse I bought this past August. Not bad being a homeowner at 23 though (24 now) Its just keeping my jump# stable at 90 --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM
  14. "all gave some, some gave all" Wow, 'bout brought a tear to my eye. Touching indeed. --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM
  15. Hell yeah. When I first logged on I really was thinking of a skydiving PC. Then, after I read almost all the threads on the 1st page I saw yours again, marked unread. Thats, after thinking about it, when it clicked and I decided to post my smart ass remark. Its almost 6am and i'm off work in 2 hours, been a long night. --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM
  16. I imagine you'd need to be a rigger, then just sew the right materials and off you go. I don't know what you mean by plugging in components. A collapsable PC might be more difficult. hardy harr harr --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM
  17. *bump* for the 9-5'ers Have a nice day
  18. Thanks Kris Let me guess, you saw a wicked beautiful girl, she was a waitress there, you set your wallet down and stared and stared? --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM
  19. The weekend sucked for jumping but if anyone was at Skydive Chicago and came across a black leather wallet please PM me or drop it in a mailbox (feel free to take the cash in there for a reward). Believed to have fallen out of my car at either the shower house, main parking lot to the left of auditorium doors or by Phat Matt and Pat's trailer. By that "L" shaped deck. This happend early (5a-6a) Saturday morning and as of 4pm Saturday manifest had nothing turned into them. I put a block on my credit cards but would love to have my ID's back and stuff. Thanks, Chris --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM
  20. Lost Dr. Seuss Poem I love my job I love my job I love the pay! I love it more and more each day. I love my boss, he is the best! I love his boss and all the rest. I love my office and its location, I hate to have to go on vacation. I love my furniture, drab and grey, and piles of paper that grow each day! I think my job is really swell, there's nothing else I love so well. I love to work among my peers, I love their leers, and jeers, and sneers. I love my computer and its software; I hug it often though it won't care. I love each program and every file. I'd love them more if they worked a while. I'm happy to e here. I am. I am I'm the happiest slave of the Firm, I am. I love this work, I love these chores. I love the meetings with deadly bores. I love my job - I'll say it again - I even love those friendly men. Those friendly men who've come today, In clean white coats to take me away!!! --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM
  21. Voted Taco bell and Wendys. psssssst You forgot White Castle. --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM
  22. I've noticed I'm just so busy at work being the Team Lead. Not required to work alarms or take phone calls. Just a lot of changing diapers and feedings. --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM
  23. I'm here mon-fri 12a-8a cst, usually just read though, don't have much to post about. --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM
  24. I usually skipped lunch to do things seniors in HS would do. Having English after lunch was, uh, bad timing I guess. **puff puff** --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM
  25. LMAO pea tear griffin --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM