ladyskydiver

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  1. Glad to see you were well enough to get back in the air for a couple of jumps.
  2. Sorry to have missed you while you were here. Glad you had a good time. Oh...and as to where in FL you should relocate to? ZHILLS, baby! Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.
  3. Didn't vote as the poll didn't really say my limit. I won't jump in winds over 15. I've jumped in higher winds once and remembered when I was under canopy the old saying... It's better to be down on the ground wishing you were in the air than in the air wishing you were on the ground. Learned my lesson. Plus, when the more experienced people are sitting out, there's a reason for it. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.
  4. By the time the Lord made woman, he was into His sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?..." And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her?... She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -- and she will do everything with only two hands." The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish." "But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days." The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made her so soft, Lord." "She is soft," the Lord agreed, "but I have also made her tough. You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish." "Will she be able to think?", asked the angel. The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she will be able to reason and negotiate." The angel then noticed something, and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek. "Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model. I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one." "That's not a leak," the Lord corrected, "that's a tear!" "What's the tear for?" the angel asked. The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love, her loneliness, her grief and her pride." The angel was impressed. "You are a genius, Lord. You thought of everything! Woman is truly amazing." And she is!... Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can help to heal a broken heart. Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you. The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning! They bring joy and hope. They have compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and friends. Women have vital things to say and everything to give. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.
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  6. Hey, Sparky! Doing ok. Hope all is well with you. I got a job and am working as a business analyst. It's only a consulting position for 3-4 months, but it's money coming in.
  7. How's your aging intelligence? Take the following test here and determine if you are losing it or are still "with it." The spaces are so you don't see the answers until you have made your own.... OK, relax, clear your mind and.... begin. =========== 1. What do you put in a toaster? The answer is "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread," go to Question 2. 2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink? Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate such as "Children's World." If you said, "water" then proceed to Question 3. 3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from? Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks," what the devil are you still doing here reading these questions?? If you said "glass," then go on to Question 4. 4. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60 of a degree every minute then how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour? Answer: One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or anything other than one degree, you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you are obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in and exit the room. Everyone else proceed to the final question. 5. Without using a calculator -- You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver? Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember? It was YOU! Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.
  8. Sky Knights has a fee, but that is because it's a club and your fee is a membership fee. The fees go directly towards keeping the club in business so that people can enjoy jumping. You, also, see what the money goes towards as new improvements are made to the place. They only charge the fee to those people that are interested in getting a membership and ask to become members. Non-member jumpers are welcomed just as warmly as member jumpers. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.
  9. Vibes Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.
  10. Congrats, best wishes, and good luck!
  11. After Saturday's 34 way, I now have Sky # D-354 in my log book. He started jumping in 1959. This guy was way cool! Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.
  12. hmmm.....let me see....I could start a poll to see whether or not I should forgive you, but I'm in a fanastic mood. Morning started out perfectly, and I'm sitting drinking some coffee so you happened to catch me at a perfect time. Based on the above...yes, you will be forgiven. See you soon, my friend.
  13. Fine Kris! Be that way. See if I ever stop in God forsaken Oklahoma again to see you. Where's the damn crying icon? Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.
  14. Thanks, hon! And, thank you for the pointers. I appreciate it!!!!!!!! Nah...I just didn't want to take away your fun. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.
  15. Thank you, Oren! And, thank you for your help and pointers. It's appreciated. I did get a copy of the video. Now I can show my mom what I do for fun. I'm looking forward to doing more big ways. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.
  16. Yeah...I'm including Friday in the weekend. : 7 : 1 JmpnKramer and I made the sunset load on Friday. It was a lady's 100th, and I became a Muff Brother (# 3411). Saturday, we got in 6 jumps - 7 way, 9 way, 2 - 10 ways, 15 way, and a sunset 2 plane formation - 34 way! The 34 way was a lady's 2000th jump, and a guy's 1000th jump as well as my FIRST 34 way. I gladly paid my beer! I don't think I've stopped smiling from having been on the formation. Needless to say, I'm going to get a pic of the formation from Tony H. and get a copy of the video. This was a perfect end to a day of skydiving. And today....after getting the "normal" household stuff taken care of, I get to spend 15 minutes in the tunnel. Can we say that this has been a most totally awesome weekend? Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.
  17. Happy Birthday! Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.
  18. : 4 : 0 I know...I know....I just have a bad habit of wanting to make sure the jump is as fun for those of advanced jump numbers as it is fun for me....and of trying to be perfect at the jump. But...I did relax the last 2 jumps and they did go better. I'm sooooooo looking forward to doing tunnel time with Sally. I can not wait!!! The first 10 minutes I did in the tunnel rocked. Now....more tunnel time....with Sally? SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!! I'm definitely loving Florida and ZHills. And here I am thinking it's funny watching Floridian's say that 86+ degree weather is cool! I know you and others say that next year I'll be saying the same thing, but yesh!!! I had sweat pouring off me. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.
  19. hmmm....traveling with an S.O. I think I can chime in on this. I spent 60 hours in a rental truck with JmpnKramer moving from California to Florida. 1. Well...duh! Always pack 1 more days worth of clothes than you think you'll need when traveling. 2. Hmmmm...actually, no. He was always willing to pull over when I needed to use the restroom. Although...you could always ask him about the Gatorade bottle and the long bridge in Louisiana. 3. Never fell asleep at the wheel. Was conscious of the fact that I was in the vehicle and didn't want anything to happen to me. 4. Had the CD player and CD's. Never used them. Was well entertained by JmpnKramer. And...well....stops on the side of the road can be interesting. 5. Conversation flowed. Never had an issue with saying something we shouldn't. We're completely open and honest with each other with nothing to hide. Makes it a lot easier. 6. ROFLMAO!!! I couldn't get him to eat sushi if his life depended on it. 7. Never needed. 8. Didn't bring makeup. Didn't shower for the whole 60 hours. Started my monthly curse. Had the change of clothes. Got a very bad cold when driving - and he still said I looked pretty. No water - just gatorade and a ton of junk food - salty and chocolate. 9. I'll always be willing to travel with him. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.
  20. Went to Perris to jump for the day. When getting signed in, they check your log book. The lady that checked myself and JmpnKramer in did not know that once you had a D license, you did not have to have the jumps signed and kept insisting that they had to be signed. Needs to be brought up to speed with USPA requirements for D license holders.
  21. 203 jumps now. 2 reserve rides. First reserve ride was jump # 36 - line twists and I was at my decision altitude so I cut away. If I had had more experience at the time, I probably could have fixed it, but being so new to the sport, I wasn't taking a chance. Second reserve ride was jump # 91 - severe line twists to where my head was pinned down looking at my feet. Decision altitude came - hard cut-a-way - but ended up with a beautiful reserve. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.
  22. VIBES! Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.