ladyskydiver

Obvious wisdom. No wonder I've always respected you. And, here I thought it was because I was female, a skydiver, and gave you hugs. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

Sometimes at the same time. Men only get confused because of the logic and reason stuff. Once they get past those obstacles, women are perfectly understandable. "You are just impossible and I don't ever want to see you again...hold me..." Yeah...and men are just sooo much easier to understand. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

OMG! That's too funny!!! Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

Mine, too. Have you seen the 2-faces of Ed on Shark's latest thread by any chance? Yes, I did. I've now seen Ed in a new light - one I had never planned on. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

I'll never tell. Oh Cora, sweetie....we already know... Besides, it's a woman's perogative to be whomever she wishes...whenever she wishes. Just kidding... (That's pretty bad, huh?) Stop it!!! My tummy is hurting from laughing so much. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

I'll never tell. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

As if you mind..... Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

Well, then in that case, the next time you see Gimp, allow the in you to come out and play with his tummy. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

Hugs and condolences! Sorry to hear. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

Rosa, honey....you forgot the pat on the head to go with it. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

Good smack down, honey. Wow! Maybe not so much an after all. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

Thanks! And, thanks for the kleenex warning. They were needed. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

Oooh....tempting....traveling all over the world, skydiving, and meeting all my skydiving friends? Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

There's, also, the issue with when you get your hair dyed. For red, you should technically wait 48 hours before you wash your hair so that the red has a chance to set. Also, there are hair care products out that help you maintain the red, and if you can find them with sunscreen in them, it will help as well. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

Own a coffee shop or work as a vet or a photographer **Edited to add: photographer. Saw a beautiful fox when I came in to work this morning. She wasn't afraid but stayed out of reach. She was so adorable and beautiful. To photograph wild life and get paid for it....hmmm...heaven as well.

Marriage (Part I) Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?" His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night... whether you're here or not." ( SHE'S GOOD!) ********************** Marriage (Part II) Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever.' "Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, "Here Lies My Husband Stiff At Last.'" (HE ASKED FOR IT!) ************************* Marriage (Part III) Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either," and storms out of the house. After sometime he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, "what took you so long to answer the phone?" She says, "I was in bed." "In bed this early, doing what?" "Getting a second opinion!" (YEP, HE HAD THAT COMING, TOO!) ********************************* Marriage (Part IV) A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife," Mother of Six" in spite of her objections. One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home 'Mother of six?" His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts right back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four." (RIGHT ON, LADY!) God may have created man before woman but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

Kris: October....Bytch boogie...hugs....possible lobster.... hmmm....let me think for a second...yep...I'll see you.

Love it!

Whew! Was wondering how long it would take. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

Don't worry, my dearest JP....I'm a total ...I promise...I won't hurt you.....too much. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

Awww....thank you, Kris! Soo.....when are you coming to jump with me, damn it! It's been too long since I saw you.

Oh, Bill, he's still digging via IM. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

There are a couple of software packages that might help. One is SpyBot and the other is Ad-Aware. You'd be amazed at how much spyware is on your machine. Good luck getting it cleared up.

Thanks, hon. Ok...you are so making me blush here. As for JP - he'll pay. And, Rosa, I totally love you (and I'm not talking like in prison ) - not only for who you are but this comment as well.... Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.