CornishChris

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  1. In an emergency you should be thankful you are not dead and not worry about the ticket. CJP Gods don't kill people. People with Gods kill people
  2. Invest in Enron CJP Gods don't kill people. People with Gods kill people
  3. I voted No. Should the Italians have to apologise for the 500 year occupation of Britain by the Romans? No. It has been, gone and would accomplish nothing. CJP Gods don't kill people. People with Gods kill people
  4. "I do" CJP Gods don't kill people. People with Gods kill people
  5. Well when your Dad's wrist bones have all fused together maybe you can take him pillion on your bike. I could never ride a ducati sports - the 748 is a work of art but about as practical as a chocolate kettle. What you want is a cracking British sportsbike, like mine! (although i don't have panniers) CJP Gods don't kill people. People with Gods kill people
  6. No it does not. A yes or no answer is what I am looking for not a statement of the obvious. If you make something illegal crimes related to that object will increase from when it was not illegal. I believe that if there was a gun shop in every town that gun related crime would increase dramatically in the UK. Do you believe that it would or not? Delete as appropriate: [Yes] [No] CJP Gods don't kill people. People with Gods kill people
  7. Selective reading there I think: I will ask the same question again and maybe you could answer it this time...: However, do you not agree that the world would be a better place if there were no guns at all and never had been? CJP Gods don't kill people. People with Gods kill people
  8. I'm not sure I insinuated that... However, do you not agree that the world would be a better place if there were no guns at all and never had been? Incidentally you failed to answer my original question... CJP Gods don't kill people. People with Gods kill people
  9. What always gets me about these gun conversations is the simple fact that everything is theoretical and assumes a nice happy society once all the guns are distributed. I pose a simple question: Would Britain have more or less gun crime if we were to open a gun store in most towns and allow people to buy and carrh handguns as they do in the states? I believe it would increase dramatically, as would 'accidental' gun deaths. I wouldn't want to feel that I had to buy a gun just in case someone else had one and they attacked me - essentially living in fear. I damn sure wouldn't ever want to have to use a gun against a fellow human. Therefore I am happy to stick with the situation we are in - total ban on handguns. CJP Gods don't kill people. People with Gods kill people
  10. Maybe we should put Saddam back in charge - he seemed to have things running pretty smoothly... CJP Gods don't kill people. People with Gods kill people
  11. When my son was young my wife would breastfeed him in public and we never had a complaint - she was always subtle and not making a big thing of it. I have friends who have had complaints from members of the public and I think it is outrageous. There is nothing more natural than breastfeeding and those who have an issue with it only do so because of the ludicrous society we live in. I have no problem with breastfeeding in public, nor do I have a problem with topless sunbathing, or naked for that matter when done discreetly. What I do have a problem with is people who think themselves above others and in a position to tell them what to do with their own bodies. That and french people. CJP Gods don't kill people. People with Gods kill people
  12. I've lost 3/4 of a stone in the last two weeks. But then I have had the shits continually for that time . Off to the doctor this afternoon but if you want some germs I could sneeze in a jar and send it to you... CJP Gods don't kill people. People with Gods kill people
  13. Does Belmont get many tourists? CJP Gods don't kill people. People with Gods kill people
  14. Guy 1: You've put on weight. Guy 2: that's because every time I fuck your mum she bakes me a cake! CJP Gods don't kill people. People with Gods kill people
  15. I fucking hate that most of all. Filtering through traffic on my bike I regularly get used as an ash tray by thoughtless road users. My crowning moment was when the cigarette end landed in my lap on the bike so I picked it up and threw it back in the fuckers window. Cunt. I also hate people who can't use roundabouts - obviously on holiday from some large country I won't mention - there is nothing more annoying thn three people at seperate junctions of a roundabout all politely waiting for people to go - if it's clear then fucking go you useless useless bastards or I will come over and kick your teeth in. Vent complete. CJP Gods don't kill people. People with Gods kill people
  16. "It's okay to bang 17 year old girls " If it's any consolation it is perfectly okay to bang 17 year old girls in our country... CJP Gods don't kill people. People with Gods kill people
  17. There is another type of whoring you could do... CJP Gods don't kill people. People with Gods kill people
  18. Suing a company that advertises it's unhealthy food to children using a clown and giving away free toys. I think that's fair. CJP Gods don't kill people. People with Gods kill people
  19. Get a taxi home. I got one home to Thame in oxfordshire on Tuesday and it only cost me £135. CJP Gods don't kill people. People with Gods kill people
  20. It says: "Please call the hall porter, there is a frog in my bidet" CJP Gods don't kill people. People with Gods kill people
  21. Holy crap. http://www.skydivingmovies.com/ver2/pafiledb.php?action=file&id=4967 Did a brief search and it is top of Skydivingmovies so hope it isn't a repost. Scary shit and probably my worst fear... CJP Gods don't kill people. People with Gods kill people
  22. I have just discovered what is more frustrating. Getting on the plane because the weather has cleared. Getting to 8k and then being told it has come back in and landing in the plane. Bollocks bollocks bollocks. CJP Gods don't kill people. People with Gods kill people
  23. Is there anything more irritating that flying to Empuria Brava for a long weekend and then having shit weather so you can't jump? If there is I don't want to know about it. Pray to the weather gods people, there is still time before my flight to get a couple in... CJP Gods don't kill people. People with Gods kill people
  24. Come on dude - remember Dunblane. Then we banned hand guns and it hasn't happened again. CJP Gods don't kill people. People with Gods kill people
  25. I sometimes ride with a decent ssize gear bag but it hurts like hell after a while. A mate in Oz who rode a Blackbird used to put his gear into a suitcase and strap it onto the back. it worked pretty well and he bought a tent with him too on the 2 hr trip from Canberra to the DZ. One thing I have not done is ride with just my rig on although as it is freefly friendly it is probably bike friendly. CJP Gods don't kill people. People with Gods kill people