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  1. yeah I know but people aren't saying enough stupid shit for me to play on ........ except for Jeff who in the near future should be able to gain altitude ina tony suit I guess I could start fucking with Scott Campos again, that would be fun, but I really don't have the urge anymore -- Hell i haven't even been banned in over a year. I am losing my edge for sure! I will try harder in the future to get everyones panties in a wad. As for the Gray brothers talking shit about their flying ........... be on your game this weekend as you certainly have made more wingsuit jumps then me and should be able to fly circles around me (but then again you should have been able to do that at Skyfest last year and well.............that didn't happen.) If I remember you both got a good view on break off of my leg wing in front and above you. And all your right coast left coast bullshit. The third coast (thats Texas for all the East / West coast bitches) smokes all ya'lls tree hugging asses! The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid
  2. Thats because we only tend to pick on the old timers like Chuck, Ed and I guess we can throw Jeff in there also...............we think that in 2 years you'll be off on the golf course somewhere and not even jumping anymore And by the way take no offense to my posts - I just really enjoy fucking with people. The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid
  3. Now Chuck I was picking on Jeff not you But yes charging for rent on suits to keep them up is not a bad thing as some jumpers not to mention names (cakeboy) tend to do downwinders across the runway and tear up suits. But cakeboy did make right on the damage repair as requested and I would loan him a suit anytime as he is a stand up guy (who also serves our country overseas) I no longer send out demo suits as some jumpers are real assholes and have to be threatened with legal action to get the suit back --- isn't that right wildcard451 And Chuck are you sure the forty is not what you normally drink out of????????? The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid
  4. First off only a retard would want to do what I do as a hobby......skydiving well its fun so that is a little different But if he could and it was his hobby.........I would pay would pay him and put his ass on call so I could travel around and skydive. And skydiving is a choice........if you can make a living skydiving good for those who can, but if you make that choice don't cry when it rains or when you see me eating a big old steak. Skydiving as a job has some really nice perks......you don't have to be 'overly' professional, noboby cares if you say fuck alot, and lets not forget its really fun......................my job well not so much but it has lots of other benefits 1. Chicks really dig guys who fix server room air conditioning, believe it or not even more then skydivers The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid
  5. Harness hold = AFFI The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid
  6. I hear this kind of thing alot ................... it was your choice and you seem to be happy with it............I seem to be happy skydiving on the weekends, owning my own business, having a house, wife, dog, new vehicles etc.................I made that choice. You don't hear me bitching about having to get up every morning and going to work (and not getting fucked up every night).............so stop bitching and change careers or just keep on doing what makes you happy, but don't try to be the poor skydiving bum who gets taken advantage of - your choice! You don't see my name and face in the profile section of the parachutist either............and by the way I personally think they should have used the picture of your blood red eyes after that flat spin The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid
  7. Oh the memories this post brings up..................alost brings a tear to my eye
  8. Well I am going to have to call bullshit on that one -- I own quite a few wingsuits and only fly when I have time which damn sure isn't every weekend and sometimes not even every month but because I don't get on DZ.com and toot my horn about how great I am, I am not really a wingsuit flyer -- well I sure hope all you great pilots can really perform as good as you say you can. I guess what I am saying is that self proclaimed greatness my not be so great in others eyes -- maybe let performance be the proof of wether or not someone is a good wingsuit pilot The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid
  9. Sorry to inform you but Avery B. is not a female and would actually look worse than you The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid
  10. I am confused --- all wingsuit designers seem to be using ugly models --- Sorry James, Jeff, Jari, Scott and you know who the rest of you ugly people are. I think that beautiful big breasted wingsuit wearing chicks would be a so much more powerful of a sales technique. Somebody try it please I am tried of seeing James Boole with his legs spread Sorry the forums have been pretty lame lately and I am bored. While I am whining.................why does Flock n Dock have to be around spring break - plane tickets are double the price at that time-----if it is scheduled with better planning as to when spring break is and tickets are $200 cheaper maybe you would have double the attendance. The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid
  11. Stephen and Mary, I thought I taught you better than that: PUT ON YOUR BIG GIRL PANTIES AND GET OUT THE DOOR I think we have all met the door demon at some point and time as a newer jumper...........power though it and you'll be fine. Both of you have made me very proud -- Stephen because of how naturally you took to this and Mary because you are my greatest accomplishment as an AFFI (you never gave up and look at you now)-- stick with it and you'll get years of enjoyment as I have Be safe The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid
  12. Tall skinny fucker in a big ass suit flying in a flock where everyone has their feet on their ass.........................Guess I don't see the point Bring a demo Stealth to Zflock that might fit me --- I would love to try one but I have a hard enough time flying folded up with a V2 as it is. And it does look just like a SM1 except for the cutaway system, nice zippers, and there most likely won't be a Stealth 2.....Stealth 3x.....Stealth 4V.......etc due to testing before mass production The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid
  13. 1. Scott Bland (notsane) 2. Scott Gray (The Brothers Gray) 3. Chris Gray (The Brothers Gray) 4. Todd Statdfield (DaMan) 5. Michelle Statdfield (EmLo) 6. Justin Shorb ( Flock U) 7. Jeff Nebelkopf (heffro1) 8. Chuck Blue (Z-Flock Wingsuit School) 9. Mike Masheff (Grey Mike) 10. Phil Peggs (boring uncreative name) 11. Nick Rugai (#1 gay guy) 12. LoudDan 13. Tyler Smith(jumpinfly) 14. Scotty Burns (Scottygofast & Z-flock) 15. Tero Paukku (Aerodynamite) 16. Matt Hoover 17. Rick Hough (Flock U) 18. Bob Futrell (FlyinBob) 19 Frank Boluk (FrancoR) 20 Rand Mahoney (rmahoney) 21.Lurch (Flock U) 22. Robert Kelley (ROK) 23. Marion Mobley (fmmobley) 24. Fraser Corsan (Verticalflyer) 25. Gus Marinho 26. Moonglo 27. Luminous (maybe not jumping yet) 28. Susanjumps 29. Paul Housley (ph8068) 30. Jake Carlow (baseknut) 31. Voodew(Texas trouble makers) 32. Professor(voodew's bitch) The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid
  14. Have they been disinfected????? Think I will be seeing you there my Negro Will know tomorrow - but I will not be ruffing it -- its a real bed and shower for me ---- now getting to the hotel after partying with Chuck................sleeping in the rental car isn't really that bad The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid
  15. Still amazes me that the ones that use the DZs gear, don't pay for pack jobs, not respondsible if mains get lost after cutaways, don't have to do debriefs or edits make the most money And when was the last time you heard of someone taking a TI course not getting it. Video guys -- have the most at risk, the costliest gear and if you break it down, they really make the least, followed by the AFFI's So go on and tell me how hard it is to do tandems - not that i care At my DZ TI $30 Video $43 --- digital stills, and video - edit your own AFFI $33 Coach $10 Tandem pack $10 Student pack $6 Fun jumper/ staff pack $5 plus tip unless your a tight wad Video and AFF have to pay for packjobs and reserve repacks on their multiple rigs -- and if you have a cutaway and lose your main or wear your gear out - its on you to replace it The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid
  16. DZ.com should start a special caterogory for those weak boned people who used to skydive and now just post -------------- at least your chick still jumps Sorry but I had too The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid
  17. Nice!! take the Texas Boogie and move it someplace else --- its for the best anyhow it seems lately organizers were brought in from out of state and it didn't run near as good as in the past when local organizers were present The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid
  18. I pay to jump at the DZ -- I work there as an instructor and the pay isn't that great. No way am I cleaning or building anything ----- I found this out the hard way -- one DZ I installed an air conditioning unit (it was used) and was rewarded with $100.00 discount on a new rig ---- it was a 1500.00 job. The DZ I am at right now could give a shit less about work done around there above and beyond the normal instructing You will not be rewarded its not worth it - take a weekend off from jumping when all that shit is happening. There again maybe the DZOs I have worked for are just tightwads The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid
  19. Base pouch??????????????? I don't think the phantom comes standard with this option ---- V1 & V2 have this standard The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid
  20. for what its worth -- an otter or caravan is a much nicer ride --- more comfy and less prop blast The Pac is super fast and super uncomfortable with a stereo that songs like total crap Spend 2 more minutes in an otter and be much happier my opinion - I have heard of others that love the Pac The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid
  21. Is this service bulletin saying replace all grommets or just inspect for sharp edges and replace if needed?? The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid
  22. Remember not everyone wants to come to Texas The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid
  23. isn't a hoe kind of like a spade??? The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid
  24. Chuck, I will be seeing you at the FnD but I will have to pass on the 1 point skydives -- not my bag I am sure Bob will want to go and maybe Theo and Mudbug I wish you luck and just keep in mind everyone deserves to have fun so maybe have a organizer to play with the other flyers in between the mass exits And you'll always be my negro PS that back fly 9 way sounds fun --- maybe someday I will learn to backfly but I am belly down by nature and can't seem to stay on my back The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid
  25. Didn't want one nor would I attend even if I got one --- bigways are for egos driven crack heads -- I assume you'll be there And i could fly any slot on the given 'record' attempt more than likely in a Prodigy or even and big freefly suit. I am to guess this will be a mass exit record attempt as thats all it possibly could be The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid