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Awww... C'mon. Accurate names!? 4 and 5 syllable words!? Accurate spelling!? If you accused me of eavesdropping on his speechwriters then I wouldn't feel so insulted! Mike. The enemy of your enemy is STILL not necessarily your friend. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Not necessarily mine..... But does it have merit? "The Geneva Convention is supposedly the RULES of War , ... - It must be a joke .. rules or killing people ? . rules for rape and plunder ? rules for death and starvation ? rules for laying waste the countryside ?.. - Where are their rules for beheading innocent hostages, or bombs aimed at civilians, for flying passenger planes into occupied innocent civilian structures. - DO WE PLAY BY ANYONE"S ELSE'S - RULES BUT OUR OWN FOR SURVIVAL - HELL NO !!! - AND SHED NO TEARS FOR ABU ARABS ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When was the last time we fought a war with an enemy that observed any rules of war ? - Remember the mustard gas in France Remember the Baatan Death March, ... Remember the ovens in Poland, Austria and Hungry? ... Remember the Korean brain washing and beatings Remember the beating our prisoners endured at the hands of the Viet Cong??? - AND TO HELL WITH ARAB OUTRAGE ! over the humiliation of Iraqi prisoners WE SHOULD HANG THEM INSTEAD - - Where were the "outraged" Arabs when American civilians, kidnapped hostages were beheaded ?? NOWHERE - Where were these "outraged" Arabs when necrophiliacs in Fallujah mutilated four American soldiers by stepping on their burnt skulls and hung their burnt bodies from a bridge? NOWHERE - Where were these "outraged" Arabs when "Palestinians" mutilated and dragged the bodies of two IDF soldiers in Ramallah? - Where were these "outraged" Arabs when 19 Muslims blew up the World Trade Center and the Pentagon on 9/11/01 and killed thousands of innocent civilians ? - Where are these "outraged" Arabs when Muslims continue the slaughter of Sudanese Christians? NOWHERE - Where were these "outraged" Arabs when Muslims blew up Pan Am Flight 103? - Where were these "outraged" Arabs when Muslims bombed the Marine barracks in Lebanon killing 241 Americans in 1983? - Where were these "outraged" Arabs when Muslims bombed the USS COLE ? - Where were these "outraged" Arabs when Muslims bombed the American embassies in Africa killing 231 people? NOWHERE - Where were these "outraged" Arabs when Abu Mazen engineered the "Black September" Terror Attack during the Munich Olympics, which killed 11 Israeli athletes and a U.S. citizen ? - Where were these "outraged" Arabs when Abu Abase threw the wheel-chair bound Leon Klinghoffer overboard from the Achille Lauro? NOWHERE - Where were these "outraged" Arabs when "Palestinian" rioters torched the Jewish-only Joseph's Tomb ? - Where were these "outraged" Arabs when the Taliban blew up the Buddhist statues in Afghanistan? NOWHERE - Where were these "outraged" Arabs when simultaneous blasts rocked two of downtown Istanbul's synagogues killing at least 15 people and wounding at least 140 - Where were these "outraged" Arabs when "Palestinians" handed out candies celebrating the deaths of 3000 Americans on 9-11-01? NOWHERE - Where were these "outraged" Arabs when Jemaah Islamiyah suicide bombers killed 12 people and injured 150 at the J.W. Marriott in Jakarta, Indonesia? - Where were these "outraged" Arabs when bomb attacks in Morocco killed at least 28 people and injure more than 100? - - Where were these "outraged" Arabs when suicide bombers killed 12 people at an Israeli-owned beach hotel in Kenya and two missiles narrowly miss an airliner carrying Israelis? NOWHERE - Where were these "outraged" Arabs when nearly 200 people, including seven Americans, were killed in bombings in a nightclub district of the Indonesian island of Bali? NOWHERE - Where were these "outraged" Arabs when 300,000 Iraqi's bodies, their own people, were found in mass graves? Where was their indignation ? ......................NOWHERE. - It is nowhere because Arab outrage when someone non-Arab is a victim, is non-existent, Why ? ...Because the Arab culture knows only how to be proud and arrogant, and as a result ignorant and backward. The culture is a cohesive political glob of people united simply by ethnic birth, political identity, religious idolatry and not at all by any sense of morality. - It's time for the rest of the world, regardless of any political or religious beliefs or affiliation, who DO know the difference between right and wrong, to understand that these "outraged" idiots are too pathetic ad morally bankrupt to warrant any sympathy from us. - When these "outraged" Arabs can find their manhood and the morality to be responsible for putting an end to the Arab perpetrators and to the disgusting crimes and terrorism they have committed against their own people, all others and human society and learn to live in harmony and peace with the rest of the world .... - Then, maybe I'll shed a tear, but I doubt it!" Mike. The enemy of your enemy is not neccessarily yor friend. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Err... OK... Here's "Weapon 3". You may want to confirm that you want to see the nekkid pics in this series... But don't be shy on my account. Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Yes please could you edit the first post with this. I share an office with some females who really would of been pissed if i was opening this kinda stuff. I started looking before reading the rest of the thread. HELP!!! (and apologies)... It won't let me edit my initial post Grenies - help please? Mike. PS. Seriously, I'm sorry about missing out on the NWS post. I did this from home at 2330hrs and it slipped my mind. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Why not explain to her that you're also a lesbian -- Trapped in a man's body. Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

OK... New questions: 1. How many of these posts do I have to make before Tunaplanet finally sees guns? Or has Tunaplanet gone inexplicably blind (and how could this have happened). 2. Does anyone think that there may be something wrong with the search engine I'm using to find all these pictures of weapons? Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Yes there were. Some of the weapons are massive (like the Bazookas). See attached. Study the pics carefully. Mike. PS: The enemy of your enemy is NOT neccessarily your friend. You may change your sig line and quote me! Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

'Scuse me, could you tell me where the line starts for THIS?? Right behind ME!!!!!!! (I wish). Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Excellent point. I was somewhat narrow in only referring to the US. Yes. If it was legal and "normal" then I'd certainly own a firearm. Ideally a couple of BIG firearms Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

As I've already said, You'se shouldn't have been given Palestine. You'se should have been given Austria! Of course it still wouldn't have been plain sailing. Defending yourselves against the Swiss with their chocolates and cunning knives, the Italians reversing their tanks over your borders, the Czechs attacking you with... Err... But on the plus side, you could have been annexing Plzen with it's breweries instead of The Golan Heights . Yeah... Now I think about it the injustice wasn't only against the Palestinians for giving you'se Palestine, the injustice was also against you'se for giving you'se Palestine - a country not exactly famous for it's production of Strudel, Wine, Kirch... Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

You see "a few" pro-gun arguments on this thread, usually from Americans. And "a few" anti-gun arguments - usually from the Brits. So... A question for the Brit "anti-gun" folk... (At this point could the pro-gun folk here please leave and study the attached pics of guns I found for you? Thanks) Right. Now they've gone, the question is: If you moved to the US would you own a firearm? Why? Personally, If I was resident in the US I'd probably own a firearm. Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Mine doesn't involve kitten killin' But.... Me, the CCI from my home DZ, and a couple of other instructors went to another DZ for a week long boogie. On Friday night the DZO (and CCI of that DZ) left us in the bar "socialising". I think his parting comment as his wife dragged him out was something about "liver transplant". Anyway, the night wore on and by 1am we started playing pool for trousers. I won (mainly 'cos my opponent couldn't work out which way to hold the cue, let alone which white ball to hit), and I found myself with his trousers. Now, what to do with a pair of someone else's trousers when drunk at a DZ. There's only one thing to do in this situation: Climb on top of the manifest hut, shin up the pole that holds the big windsock, and replace 'said windsock with 'said pair of trousers! Wouldn't have risked it if I was sober. Saturday morning comes and the DZO shows up about 11am to find a class of first jump students doing DZ familiarisation with one of the visiting instructors explaining about landing into the wind with the words "Imagine yourself flying up my trouser legs toward my crotch"! The DZO took it quite well, once all the students landed into the wind. Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Shouldn't this read their own restrooms? You'd need four in total: one for men, one ofr women, one for men dressed as women, and of course one for women dressed as men (wouldn't want to alienate ANYONE, would we. The good news is that now that women have FINALLY made the genetic and intelligence leap to urinating while standing (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5226112/) the plumbing for all 4 restrooms can be the same. These additional bathrooms should be made mandatory immediately! Picture the scene: You're in a club or singles bar and chatting nicely to a very attractive member of the (apparently) opposite sex. With the 4 restroom system in operation all you have to do is keep plying your new "friend" (and hopefully sexual partner) with drinks until nature takes it's course and your date goes to the restroom. Simply follow your date discreetly to the restrooms and see which one they use. Thus you can avoid a potentially embarrasing future appearance on The Jerry Springer Show, not to mention other, more immediate shocks when you get your date home. The other advantage is if you're being chatted up by someone you don't fancy. Getting them to escort you to the restrooms and making a judicious false choice should get rid of them. Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

The fundamental thing about Fahrenheit 911 is surely that it's a crap film. Sure people will go to see it because it's controversial, but otherwise it's not exactly watchable or entertaining. Quite frankly, from what I've seen of it it's boring. Controversial, but boring. Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

(Leaping to the defence of the BBC) If you pick out individual articles from ANY news channel you'll see bias. the idea is to inform and educate and to show the differing views. In that way an INFORMED person will be able to form an opinion! In EVERY conflict one person's terrorist is another person's freedom fighter. Let's take the Kurds as an example. By kurds I mean both "The plucky freedom fighters who helped us in Northern Iraq" AND "The Islamic Militant Terrorists who bomb a NATO ally (Turkey)". I have the overriding impression of a Kurdish Seperatist standing astride the Turkey / Iraq border. His left side is a good guy and his right side is a terrorist! As for Israel. Until around 1948 it was a British protectorate called... Wait for it... PALESTINE. It had a mixed population of both Jews and Moslems coexisting peacefully. After WWII it was "decided" by the Allies that the Jews should have their own homeland. "Let's give them Palestine" and the non-Jewish (read Moslem) Palestinians were literally evicted to make way for non-Palestinian Jews. Try to imagine that YOU and 90% of the population of YOUR town have been made to leave your homes and businesses with only what you can carry and live in tents 400 miles away because YOUR homes, YOUR businesses and YOUR community has been given to, say some Russians, by, say some Germans. Pi$$ed off? Bet you are! Fight to get your lives and property back? Bet you would. Congratulations. You are now a terrorist - or are you fighting to regain what was yours? Redress an injustice? A "freedom fighter"? Wouldn't it have made more sense to give the post WWII Jews somewhere like, say, Austria? Anyway. As far as the hypothetical Russians and their friends the hypothetical Germans are concerned, YOU ARE A TERRORIST. For wanting to get back what was stolen from you. So they try to kill you. This is akin to a pickpocket being entitled to stab you if you try to get your wallet back! So are the Palestinians Terrorists? Or are the Jews and the Allied governments thieves? Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Let's tell the "whole" story... Anvil was driving through Georgia in a Honda - an IMPORTED vehicle that is NOT a pickup! Thus the original citation was for : 1315 - Use of a perverse (or perverts) device on a public road. 1317 - Inadequate load area (not capable of holding 2 dead deer) 1366 - No rifle rack fitted at rear windscreen. 1367 - No rifles 1367(a) - No telescopic sights. The driving while excessively short and DWU charges were just makeweights. Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Yeah. Nice title - EXCEPTIONALLY witty. Shame about the film. If only Dubya could be persuaded to abolish books... Or at least be filmed burning some... Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Damn right I would. It's called "Humour" Err... I'm not a "Democrat", nor a "Republican", although if you look at my previous posts I probably come out as right wing. IT WAS A JOKE DAMMIT!! Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

I thought Y'All were into "dangerous" sports. Surely the best free thing to do in the Southern States is to find the answers to the following: 1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will support a 10-pound possum. 2. Which of these cars will rust out the quickest when placed on blocks in your front yard? -'65 Ford Fairlane, -'69 Chevrolet Chevelle or -'64 Pontiac GTO. 3. If your uncle builds a still which operates at a capacity of 20 gallons of shine produced per hour, how many car radiators are required to condense the product? 4. A woodcutter has a chainsaw which operates at 2700 RPM. The density of the pine trees in the plot to be harvested is 470 per acre. The plot is 2.3 acres in size. The average tree diameter is14 inches. How many Budweisers will be drunk before the trees are cut down? 5. If every old refrigerator in the state vented a charge of R-12 simultaneously, what would be the percentage decrease in the ozone layer? 6. A front porch is constructed of 2x8 pine on 24-inch centers with a field rock foundation. The span is 8 feet and the porch length is 16 feet. the porch floor is 1-inch rough sawn pine. When the porch collapses, how many hound dogs will be killed? 7. A man builds a house on 3.7 acres of land in a hollow with an average slope of 15%. The man has five children. Can each of his grown children place a mobile home on the man's land and still have enough property for their electric appliances to sit out front? 8. A 2-ton truck is overloaded and proceeding 900 yards down a steep slope on a secondary road at 45 MPH. The brakes fail. Given average traffic conditions on secondary roads, what is the probability that it will strike a vehicle with a muffler? 9. A sulphur mine operates a NFPA Class 1, Division 2 Hazardous Area. The mine employs 120 miners per shift. A gas warning is issued at the beginning of the 3rd shift. How many cartons of unfiltered Camels will be smoked during the shift? 10. At a reduction in the gene pool variability rate of 7.5% per generation, how long will it take a town which has been bypassed by the Interstate to breed a country-western singer? Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

I voted Hilary on the basis that BJs in the Oval Office should be kept in the Oval Office. Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Perhaps a fair compromise would be to put Reagan on something both appropriate to the liberals yet fundamentally useful (which he was). That is my basis for suggesting that he appear on the new 99c coin or the new $99 bill. Mike. Edited to add: I'd also like to see Nixon on the curency... And you need a $3 bill. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Pansy English Southern shirtlifting Pouf.... Learn to take your Mars Bars like a man! Personally, deep-fried Snickers bars are my favourite. More crunchy. More macho. Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

The important thing is that we can now blame the Russians! Don't old habits die hard... Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Bush will win... Again. By 5 votes to 4... Again. Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Hi Deuce, Do you REALLY need the car while you're in London . If you're following MR2Mk1G's advice on hotels you're almost certainly better off on public transport. Driving in London is a nightmare and not for the inexperienced / furriner. Average traffic speed is now less than it was in 1850. Yeah... Horses were faster. Now for some light reading.... http://www.highwaycode.gov.uk/ With particular attention to: http://www.highwaycode.gov.uk/drivers.shtml AND FOR GOD'S SAKE LEARN AND UNDERSTAND: http://www.highwaycode.gov.uk/17.shtml Mike. Edited to add: Familiarise yourself with: http://www.highwaycode.gov.uk/signs_index.shtml The general rule is that signs giving orders are circular, signs giving warnings are triangular and signs giving information are rectangular. Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.