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Oh Yeah... Scores! 44% Tits, 48% Ass, & 68% Cute. I also got Natalie Portman (If you can stand her acting). Personally I couldn't give a flying feck about her acting skils (Well... Unless she wants to fake a couple) Mike. Edited to add pic! Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

I believe that the importance of taking This Test cannot be overstated! Mike. PS: Pretty sure it should be work safe. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Yep! An empire full of "wogs". An Empire we gained more by being nice than by being nasty! Mike. Edited to ask: Historically, hasn't Calais been "English" for more years than Berwick-On-Tweed? Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Police Assisted Suicide maybe? Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

There's no shortage of Islamic schools in Britain. They happen to all be private but the do board pupils. They also happen to be among the lowest performing (academically) schools in Britain! Still, anyone who wants to can send their kids there. Err... NO! We DO need to round them up and remind them just where the fuck they are! This IS Britain! We ARE multicultural! We will accept THEM exactly as much as they'll accept US! If they don't like THIS then the exits are clearly marked! A lot of people only remember Enoch for his apparent racism, forgetting just what a brilliant man he was. I read his "Rivers of Blood" speech as a warning against what COULD happen if immigrants of the time didn't assimilate the culture they were in and tried to FORCE their cultural values onto mainstream Britain. Strangely, that wasn't how the newspapers reported it at the time! Unfortunately, that is exactly what many Muslim sub cultures are doing! Perhaps the fair answer would be for other schoolchildren & parents to prove THEIR heritage & ethnicity!? Then while PAKISTANI kids are wearing their daggers, the VIKING kids cound wear their Horned Helmets & Battleaxes, the NEGRO kids could carry Spears & the ENGLISH kids could carry Pith Helmets & Maxim Machine Guns (all for purely ceremonial / religious purposes of course) Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

I'm sure that it was one of the "Red Flag" games out at Nellis or similar between The Falklands & Gulf I. Britain sent part of it's err... VENERABLE bomber force over to act as intruders against USAF & USN fighters acting as defenders. It's always nice to play against something different - All the better if the opponent is flying obsolescent planes against your state of the art shiny things. The Buccaneer had been desighed from the outset to fly at around Mach 1 at extreme low level & Vulcans had been similarly modified over the years for low level penetration 'cos that was the only way we were ever likely to penetrate Soviet airspace with the kit available to us. Anyway, the net result was that US F-14s, 15s & 16s just couldn't catch, let alone stop the Bucks as they smoked in at 20-50ft AGL & Mach 1. The targets weren't so much overflown as underflown or "scraped"!

Hmmm... Must have been a training exercise, they were usually lower in combat. In Gulf 1991 there was (supposedly) discussions among Buck pilots about whether it was safer to fly past the nose or the arse of a camel! Under it would be likely to hurt it's legs. Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Do they give you The Goldilocks Award when you get certified on these things? No... Well. Don't think so. BUT... You operate the thing within it's limits and it's potential problems are well known. Then again, we Brits have had these things somewhat longer than you'se colonials... And you ARE building copies - kind of like the Chinese copy stuff & it just isn't as good. Mike. PS: Anyone remember when the RAF sent Blackburn Buccaneers to Red Flag (mid 1980's) & a 30 year old Brit aircraft completley pi$$ed on the F-15Cs? Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

One of the "weak" points of the Hawker Siddley Harrier (insert British flag here) is the engine intake which leaves the aircraft prone to engine failure at extremes of airspeed; At hover it's susceptible to ingesting it's own exhaust which is a short route to flameout and the intake was never designed or adaptable to transonic / supersonic speed making it again susceptible to flameout (turbojets actually require a subsonic airflow). Maybe the driver was going either too fast or too slow, which from my personal experience of US rush hour traffic is exceptionally dangerous! Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Actually -NO! [Homour] There's actually a sure way to detect militant Islamists (as developed by the US Government's recent "research" in Gitmo & Afghanistan). What you do is erect a miniature US Govt. Torture Facility at each airport. Y'All know... Those places where they take suspect terrorists and torture them with LapDancers, Alcohol & Loose Women. You drag all passengers in there, torture them as described for 20 minutes, then give them the opportunity to leave. If they leave before the PA announces final call, names them and says that their luggage is being off-loaded, then shoot them![/Humour] It strikes me as a simple way to identify terrorists, boost air travel, make even 48 hour airline delays a cause of celebration rather than complaint.... The list goes on & on & on &... Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

From the number of people (and the attendant publicity) who have been arrested, wrestled to the ground, and otherwise treated "energetically" due to their misplaced sense of humour, this incident was inevitable - waiting to happen. 99.99% of passengers know better than to make such jokes because they KNOW that statements which may seem amusing are treated seriously. The bare facts are: Man claims possession of a bomb in his case. Man attempts to board aircraft. Man refuses to stop when challenged. Man reaches inside case (where bomb is supposed to be). Air marshall shoots to stop! In a lot of ways this reminds me of the Gibraltar Incident where the SAS took out an IRA group believed to have bombs ("Death on The Rock") and were criticised for unloading on their "victims" - repeatedly shooting them even though they were down and apparently dead. Hindsight makes it appear an overreaction, but for the officer on the spot and at the time with the absolute requirement to STOP the incident there & then.... There really aren't any winners in this. Death by misadventure. Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Yep. Airline security's made it VERY clear that it has no sense of humour whatsoever. So don't waste time telling your idea of a joke to them. Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

"...those US Government holidays, do we? " See the world! You don't even need a passport.[Wink]" Naah... It all sounds a bit "Club 18-30"ish to me. I mean... OK, it's cheap, but you fly out at some ungodly hour to a hot sun-drenched place in the middle of nowhere, then they torture you with Lap-Dancers and force alcohol into you." Wait a minute... [SANITY CHECK!].... Lap Dancers, Sun & Alcohol... DEATH TO AMERICA!!! OSAMA IS MY FRIEND!!! BUSH MUST DIE!!! The US Government should count me as available for this particular freebie anytime they like! If it helps I'll even promise to say it was hell; I may get skin cancer from the Sunbathing, and I felt degraded by all the Lapdancers, Loose Women & Alcohol being forced on me. Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Err... Great. Extra shiny one please. Actually, the overriding thoughts during the 20 or so minutes it took me to compose it was: "Will the royalties pay for a VERY deep fallout bunker... Or should I just go for the straight identity change?" Don't want to suddenly find ourselves on one of those US Government holidays, do we? Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Be careful what you wish for..! Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Yep... This is how America makes friends and influences people. Apparently it's been a week of mistakes for the CIA in The War on Error! Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Err... OK... But what does the first letter of each line spell in Pakistani?... Perhaps... Open and helpful to those of the faith, Steadfast and sure in the path he must take. Always willing to help the needy, Mighty and true against the greedy. Able to guide, uplift and inspire, Brave and bold, baptized by fire. Immaculate to all those that believe, Noble and gracious to the bereaved. Looking towards a fair and just world, Always God guides his every word. Deeply loving, yet able to anger, Evading the evil and foolish men’s danger. Never despairing of proving he’s right, Firm and steadfast throughout the fight. Uplifting and strong, the more to inspire, Courageous and brave in fighting the liar. Kind and caring to the people, Embracing a lifelong hatred of evil. Deft and skilled in the course of the struggle, Young and old must bear with him his trouble. Only this man will fight for what’s true, Until justice and peace is won for you. Great and bold in every deed, Ennobled by those in true and dire need. Open and good to true believers, Rage and fire was rained on the evil. Great are his deeds, provoking our love, Ever inspiring the fight for the good. Incidentally.... If anyone wants to include this in an American Schoolbook.... I'll err... Take my royalties in cash. Ta! Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Err... This is a SKYDIVING board!!!! Should you REALLY be criticising folk for making wasteful & unneccessary airplane rides? Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Yep. Premeditation can only be an aggravation of UNLAWFUL Homicide. An execution for crime after "Due Process" cannot be unlawful since it forms part of the law of that jurisdiction! It must be premeditated - that's part of the due process. Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

There may be some dispute on the effectiveness of Capital Punishment as a deterrent... But at least there can be little doubt about is's impact on the likelihood of Recidivism! Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

I know that Karen & Sarah are FAR too ladylike to mention this again.... So far it's only the HOOD that's come off... And if you check the wording of Karen & Sarah's previous posts... Mike. PS: Hey... I'm just trying to help you out here. Edited with deepest heartfelt apologies to KAREN for misnaming her Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Ya know, Sangiro has famously said "This ain't no damn democracy"! You should consider the nature of the votes... Christel wants you to take it off & personally that'd be enough for me (without going into details about my thing for German Girls). Karen wants you to take the hood off and continue to disrobe after seeing your pic ! While VampireGirl just wants to watch at the moment, who knows, particularly considering her Avatar. HAve you considered that the surge in the "Keep it on" vote may be from blokes who don't want YOU scuppering their chances!? Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

(OK, I'll bite)... It's right there in the dictionary between $hit & $yphilis Seriously. I feel for you sitting there in Nottingham all pussyless but surely it can't be that hard to get!? In the meantime, here's a cat pic for you. Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

There is in fact RELEVANT research on this very subject! http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a5_190.html "Cats have a nonfatal terminal velocity (sounds like a contradiction in terms, but most small animals have this advantage). Once they orient themselves, they spread out like a parachute. There are cats on record that have fallen 20 stories or more without ill effects. As long as the cat doesn't land on something pointy, it's likely to walk away." "1987 study from the Journal of the American Veterinary Medical Association. Two vets examined 132 cases of cats that had fallen out of high-rise windows and were brought to the Animal Medical Center, a New York veterinary hospital, for treatment. On average the cats fell 5.5 stories, yet 90 percent survived. (Many did suffer serious injuries.)" "broken bones and other injuries increased with the number of stories the cat had fallen--up to seven stories. Above seven stories, however, the number of injuries per cat sharply declined. In other words, the farther the cat fell, the better its chances of escaping serious injury. The authors explained this seemingly miraculous result by saying that after falling five stories or so the cats reached a terminal velocity--that is, maximum downward speed--of 60 miles per hour. Thereafter, they hypothesized, the cats relaxed and spread themselves out like flying squirrels, minimizing injuries. This speculation is now widely accepted as fact." So there you go... Feel free to use cats as WDIs - The Journal of American Veterinary Association clearly states that you're doing the cat a favour by chucking them out at altitude. Of course, catching the cat afterwards and getting it into the plane for a repeat may present problems! I'd recommend declawed cats wiff all their teeth removed! Mike. Edited to add: Thinking about it... Cats can get stable & oriented within 100 ft of altitude... How many of YOU'SE can make the same claim from an unstable exit? Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Ever hear Billy Connolly talking about the Scots sailing to New Zealand looking for a place to live? Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.