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Remind me... Who was it that said: "Patriotism is th last refuge for a Scoundrel"? Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Yeah? So? What did you expect? I particularly liked the bit about British & American intervention in WWI & WWII: "The French Girls get to sleep with a winner... One who doesn't call them Fraulein!" Of course, every time the Germans invade France they use the same tired old "Von Schiffen Plan" which involves them driving into France through Belgium & The Ardennes & shouting "BOO!" Hey, it worked in 1914 & 1939. It would have worked in 1944 as well if it hadn't been for the Americans & Brits there shouting "BANG!" Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

I think that the stormfront.org board did! Don't worry. I've met plenty of these folk in person. Over the years I've learned to quickly recognise an extremist idiot regardless of his Race, Colour, Religion or Creed. It's a skill that's coming in handy just now. This sounds suspiciously like "Deutschland Erwache" Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Hmmm... "White Supremacy" is all very well, but it completely ignores a couple of fundamental historical facts. Firstly, Britain's real strength (and indeed it's empire) grew from trade, not war. In effect our strategy was to "cuddle up" to the natives & in doing so absorb them. We took their good ideas and incorporated them in our society. Meanwhile, they took "our" good ideas (including those from other societys we'd met) and thus, yet another society became "British". Secondly, even as far back as the 16th Century, some 25% of Britain's population was black! We're not talking slaves, we're talking all strata of society! This percentage would rise & fall through time, not because the "Blacks" went home or died, but because they interbred. I'd doubt if many folk today can REALLY claim to be completely 100% caucasian. Let's face it. We're a mongrel race operating a mongrel society. Only a completely uninformed idiot would dare to think that their society, race & culture are perfect, or even the best in every respect and as such should now never change! Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Yeah... The problem with America isn't the cheap & abundant food, it's the cheap & abundant food filtered through the lowest common denominator - GREED mixed with inadequate intelligence & education. Personally, about once a month, I do like to pig out. 2 of the biggest double burgers that BK make are a nice snack but I wouldn't enjoy it if I did it every day. Similarly, a 16oz Porterhouse (BLUE!) is delicious on occasion but wouldn't be enjoyable if it wasn't an occasional thing. The rest of the time it's no added salt & heavy on the fruit, veg & fish rather than meat. Unfortunately, "Fast Food" seems to be defined by inbalance... If you're not getting massive amounts of processed protein, fat & salt, then you're not getting value! Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Hey! These are all damn good excuses!!! "Bury my Canadian Monkey" makes perfect sense to me.[angelic Just combine them with a story about the brain's reaction to wildly varying oxygen levels caused by skydiving![devil] Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Use This and your boss is bound to give you as much time off as you need! Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

WHich brings us neatly back to the original problem with this war - Ousting Saddam Hussein was only half of a plan!... And it's never good to do anything, let alone go to war, with only half a plan. Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Hmmm... Looks like another candidate for the DZ.Com "Holocaust Denial Boogie"! Mike. [edited to add]:This was originally a special boogie to be held in Poland for all those nice Neo-Nazis & Holocaust denialists. No experience neccessary since we'll do all the packing, pin checks, instructing, DZ safety etc... We'll even provide all the expert witnesses for any subsequent enquiry! Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

I seem to remember that this concept was dealt with in another thread where it came out as "Free-Speech" versus "Malicious-Speech" or "Inciteful-Speech". In effect you have the right to freedom of speech & thought, but you must take the consequences of your exercise of that right. Holocaust-Denial is invariably associated with the promotion of Neo-Nazism and race-hatred & in the face of the incontrivertible evidence of the holocaust it is a patently false belief. As such, saying: "The Holocaust didn't happen!" is viewed in the same light as shouting: "I have a Bomb!" at airport security. Perhaps the "final"(sic) solution to this would be for us to invite Zundel & his "Friends" to a "Holocaust Denial Boogie" in Poland.... I'll pack the rigs they use... Volunteers to give them their Pin-Checks please? Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

The government today announced that it is changing its official emblem to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed. With that in mind... Let's Go Bowling! And... Let's Play Hangman With a suitable Halloweenie theme! Enjoy, Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

I'll go with the rest of the Brits here. "Gorgeous George" comes across as the archetypal slimy amoral politician... But he is VERY GOOD at what he does and he has an ability to marshall ALL the facts at his fingertips. Bear in mind that he's survived, and even thrived in the political arena without any formal party support for quite a few years. George has survived numerous scandals & accusations and has ALWAYS won out of it. Yes, his sense of the theatrical is excellent, but British Courts really confine their theatrics to the gowns, briefcases and wigs - their decisions are based on fact & cogent argument. At the moment, he's continuing to beard the senate investigations and they couldn't play a better straight man to George's publicity machine if they were paid! Let's be blunt. George trounced them before - they came across as arrogant idiots. Now they say they "have a great case against him & he'd better not show his face in the states again"... But they won't give any real details of the new evidence! Sure, there's been accusations, but nothing to back them up. Meanwhile, Goerge is saying he's quite willing to fly over - RIGHT NOW - and the Senate isn't inviting him! I'll bet that if he flew over cold then he wouldn't be admitted to the US! I'll also bet that the evidence is the result of some congressional staffer trying to help his boss. I'll bet that this Senate hearing will be nearly as good as the time they went for Paul Robeson in the 1950's Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Tips on Posting Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

So... Err... We've got to start by not telling them about their siblings & cousins then!? Mike. PS: WHen did this thread suddenly STOP bashing Texas? Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Err... JohnRich... You're talking about a country which LEGALISED prostitution in 2002 and has a very lively & permissive sex-industry! There's loads of stories about pornography in Germany... ANd everyone in the civilised world goes: So What! THAT was tried in '45 - WE've grown out of it! We're back to my original "Make Love, Not War" argument: More vibrating dongs + less guns = A more civilised country! Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Naaahh... It's just that we have our minds on far higher things! For Example: It's well known that Chickens originated in the Orient - China. Obvious really when you think about the name. It's also well known that Potatoes originated in Central America (as discovered by Sir Francis Drake. And, while weaving reeds into Baskets originated in Africa, Moslems came up with the decimal way of counting & money. BUT... It took British Ingenuity to bring all of this together to make: "Chicken in a Basket, with Chips - £4.95"!!! Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Have you READ the article? I fell off my chair when it said the danes are "stocking up large amounts of semen ready to flood...." Personally, I think they're just boasting - There's no sign of Holland being afraid of this alleged impending "flood"! Anyway... I'm assuming that this particular export still comes (sic) under the heading of Pork-Products Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Attack us? ATTACK US!!!? Wiff wot? We all know that the only things Denmark has made in the last 1,000+ years is Pork Products, Pornography & Pine Furniture!!! Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

You're supposed to answer the questions HONESTLY!! Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Before the "Repost Police" get me... Yeah... I know... But it's been a while!

Look on the bright side. "Your" country is not only more honest than Haiti... It's also warmer than Finland" Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

This sounds suspiciously like we get it as "Wife Swap - USA". Hopefully it is & we Brits will get to see this nice, quiet & restrained American lady voicing her perfectly reasonable concerns! Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Stray random fact about #5: The ceiling of The Sistine Chapel is taken as conclusive proof that Michaelangelo WAS gay! Let's face it, if he'd been straight then 'said ceiling would have been fine with 2 coats of white emulsion! Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Some people drive on the Right side of the road, and some people drive on the CORRECT side of the road. Hmmm... Do you go for the "fat-laden" Full-English breakfast?.. Or play safe with a super-healthy super-sized MacDonalds? Yeah... We just can't get the Acorn Recipe right to make proper Ersatz-Kaffee! I'll leave that to the others... Locally (Edinburgh) the nightclubs close around 4am - then some pubs open at 4.45am... But then, maybe the lost 45 minutes is important to Germans!? And 99.999% of the time doesn't need to be! It's called being civilised. Just to be fair.... Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Perhaps she'd even force you to go completely Brit! This would mean no more hurricanes, giving up on massive quantities of fat-laden food, folk like Michael Jackson, George Bush & Michael Moore now being "quaint" personalities from another country! You'd have to completely give up on the possibility of accidentally shooting / being shot by a member of your own family! No more American cars - you'd have to get something that'd go around corners & do more than 10mpg! You'd learn that driving 100 miles for ANYTHING is a long way. You'd learn that 100 years isn't a long time. You'd need to develope an understanding of history that goes back a bit longer than a measly few centuries. You'd have to perpetually dislike the french while being abel to consume massive quantities of their excellent & cheap wine. Then of course you'd have to get used to bars being open when YOU want them open, being polite & getting served in turn. Learn that over 1 months paid holiday a year makes for happier, more productive workers. Learn that if you need medical care & treatment, the decision is made by a doctor, not your wallet or insurance company. It'll be hard... But worth it. Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.