2fat2fly

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  1. Back when I was dating I noticed how much chicks dug it when I discussed feeling like spending lots of money on them... I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  2. Not really-I do look scruffy and I am not calm at all You have a strong personality that likes to take risks if the rewards are worth it. You don't like being told what to do and prefer to take matters into your own hands. Preferring a more casual appearance, you are more comfortable in jeans and a t-shirt than in a suit. You don't like over dressing for any occasion, although you never look scruffy. You are a calm person, and a good listener. You are comfortable with allowing others to take the spotlight and prefer to share in their adventures. You are protective towards your friendships and give your time freely. In your mind, the image your friends have of you is very important. You like to have the latest brands and are prepared to invest a lot of your money in quality and expensive possessions. You are very sociable! You are the center of attention and have great stories to tell. But this often prevents from establishing deep relationships. You are very strong-willed, even bordering on stubborn. You like to take care of yourself before helping others, although you will never let people down. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  3. Your generation stuck mine with a motherload of cultural horrors (bradys! disco! plaid! roller skating!). -30% for being a yuppie. 5 point bonus for telling me where you saw this. Thanks! Final Score: 69.05 What scared me were WHICH songs I remembered. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  4. My wife and I have the lab Boo-Who hid behind a planter and peek-a-booed at us as a puppy - bloodhound Macy-I wanted to name her Pepper after the Police Woman character (bloodhound being a police dog) but my better half moved that on to Macy after Mace, the pepper spray. Border Collie Smidgen which is another way of saying "a little bit" which is what I got when I brought the puppy home. You can stretch far and wide making up associational pet names. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  5. Evil drunk or sober? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  6. Innie Baked or fried? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  7. You on a nekkid skydive! If you landed off you would be arrested for attempted indecent exposure-but it would be thrown out for lack of evidence Steve may not be a hottie (we'd need to ask Adam's opinion) but he is one packing son of a gun....I may get those line twists out next week sometime Kidding, of course, I'd rather jump his packing than mine.... I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  8. Burning bigtime. I've seen too much of it and the terror and pain combined is more that I can realistically contemplate.
  9. I'm holding out for a boomerang-but she won't subsidize that. Is there a decent full face for around 200? How 'bout a decent audible? I wanted $200 in jump tickets but she didn't like that idea. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  10. My wife just asked me what I would like for Chrismas in the $200 or under range. I only have the basic gear, what should I ask for. Everything that I can think of is over that. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  11. We might can file that under "even a blind squirrel finds a nut every once and awhile" it just usually doesn't take five years CU played a great game. I was almost glad that we weren't jumping Sunday-you guys would have been insufferable Thursday Hop and Pops anyone? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  12. OK, guys, thanks for the help. I chickened out a little and let the IT manager in on what I was doing before I left for the day. Around 4:30 or 5:00 in the evening he text messaged my phone "Are you trying to kill him?" When I called back Manager told me that Sys Admin had come to him to get permission to check out my workstation. Manager then let him in on the joke-I'll see everybody when they get here in a couple of hours. Thanks again/Shane I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  13. I don't think that I'd be around long enough to enjoy the joke if I actually installed it here to take the pic. It started when I sent a memo to one of the guys asking if I could use one of the network drives so that I could save space on my C:/ They are still trying to figure out if I am joking so I want to send a shot and say "hey, it gets this far and hangs up....what should I do" I'll laugh even if they don't I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  14. I need someone to send me a screenshot of Napster up and running. I'm trying to give our IT department a heart attack today. Please send it to rampy@mindspring.com Thanks/Shane I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  15. How would one go about tracking down who sent an email from a hotmail account? Thanks I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  16. add I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  17. 2fat2fly

    Purity Test

    I was feeling pretty scuzzy at 19% so then I took it again discounting anything that happened before my wife and I were married. That brought me up to 78%. If anyone needs me, I'll be off polishing my halo I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  18. http://www.pilatus-aircraft.com/2_ga_commercial/ga_commercial.htm Is anybody jumping this-Seems smallish, but check out that door! I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  19. Sunshine, after a big time crappy day I came home and have laughed all through your thread. Thank you so much. I love you in a true, my-wife-would-approve way for instigating this mood recovery. PS-How do I get the space from between my sig line and my post. Doesn't it look much cooler when they all run together? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  20. Oh, today a doctor suggested using an inhaler (Nicatrol?). I didn't think that it would work since you still inhale nicotene. I thought that it would just reinforce the habit. Doc said, "It tastes like licking an ashtray and looks like you're smoking a tampon-I don't think you'll use it that much." I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  21. I was working good until I forgot to take it on vacation-now I'm having to restart. I still wanted to smoke but it wasn't unbearable. I'm a pretty grumpy bastard at my best so any mood changes would probably be to the better I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  22. I had to take my yearly fire department physical this morning so I was having a finger shoved up my ass and giving my name I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  23. Well, I just found out that at 37, I have measurably lower lung capacity. Of course I get a physical 2 weeks AFTER I started Zyban anyway. Stop Soon, or at least cut way back. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  24. Quotea lot of those misses were trying to graze him. Quote But these guys ended up with 27 bullets flying off into where ever. I hope that it wasn't in an area with other people around. I AM glad that no one died, but we have got to give cops reliable ways to subdue people non lethally. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried