2fat2fly

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  1. Youth I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  2. Bad Boys I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  3. Yarn I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  4. nagged I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  5. Ernie I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  6. Comet I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  7. Man, that is messed up-is that why nothing bothers you now? (Info for other DZ.Commmers-Dixie is one of the most chilled guys you'll meet) I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  8. "Parents" magazine usually has some good stuff. I'll ask my wife when I talk to her later and find out more (she was a preschool/kindergarten teacher) I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  9. [/Zoned] There are no black helicoptors, I saw swamp gas reflecting off of the Aurora in Venus' atmosphere [/Zoned] I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  10. Cream I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  11. I thought that it was from the black helicopters shooting their mind control rays. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  12. Brittle I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  13. What really sucks is having a photo staring me in the face proving how much weight I've put on in the last couple of years-I liked being in denial, it was good for my self esteem I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  14. One Georgia fan in One LSU Shirt--Oh the agony and shame of it all Sorry that it's not at the DZ-No one was jumping by the time I got out of church so I had to get a friend to take the pic at his house. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  15. 2fat2fly

    Southernisms

    One that I actually use-If two people are discussing an issue that doesn't involve me ask my opinion, the answer is, "I ain't got a dawg in this fight." Meaning that I am not inclined to become part of an argument that I don't have a stake in. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  16. 2fat2fly

    Southernisms

    Boy, I'm gonna stomp a mud puddle in yore ass and walk it dry. We also pluralize words that should be singlular. We're bad about proper nouns. "Jesse done got her a job down at the Wal-Marts" I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  17. I only had one suicide threat. What was so screwed was that we met over the summer, lived in different states and "went together" by weekly phone calls and monthly visits. Ain't teen love grand? Oh; and yes, Mike-we did have phones back then. I also had a girl that I dated when I was between wives threaten to kill me. Stay away from Oconee County mountain women. I ended up leaving a bunch of my stuff at her place because I was afraid to go get it. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  18. I don't think that there is a firefighter alive that wouldn't love to do that. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  19. I just got the news that Jerry Jeff Walker is playing in Greenville, SC next month. I have never had the chance to see him until now. On the downside, Robert Earl Keen is playing on a Wed. night and I have to go to school. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  20. New Year's Eve morning, a couple of our local best and brightest set their meth lab on fire, called the fire department, and were waiting on us in the yard when we came to put it out. Forget drug laws, some people should just go to jail for stupidity. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  21. Update-I have just ordered my LSU shirt. Photo will be forthcoming. I know, I'm slack on the timing-Christmas got in the way of my bank account But I pay my bets-at least I waited long enough to get the National Champ shirt-Glad to see the trophy in the SEC!! I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  22. I hope I haven't overlooked someone else's response, but I don't think that light oil is your best bet. I use old motor oil for chain oil. Purchased oil is even thicker than that. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  23. Wow-this is the first time that you've dated someone shorter than you! I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  24. I'm fighting a miserable sinus infection, so I'm going to go growl at the people who get to jump today. Or should I look sad and whimper so they'll give me beer? This bites-it's going to be a pretty day too. Cold but pretty. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  25. It really give the defense attorney proof that I take responsibility for my safety being fully aware of the risks. I'm certain that my wife wouldn't sue, but just in case..... I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried