2fat2fly

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  1. I've never heard about a skydiver taking a Mulligan Thanks for my new sig line-I love it I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  2. Sure, I just got back from WFFC where I didn't have my AAD (out for service) or RSL (jumping borrowed main and didn't swap out risers), Evidently I think both are important or I wouldn't have purchased them in the first place, but neither is critical. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  3. 2fat2fly

    My fantasy

    You are my hero I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  4. 2fat2fly

    My fantasy

    A guy I know rigged a 3 ring to the flag attached to the steering lines so that it dropped when he started the flare and was caught by the ground crew I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  5. It might be time to stop-I went for more ice and was back in my room before I relaized that I'm not wearing pants I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  6. 2fat2fly

    My fantasy

    Dammit-what slot were you flying in the show. It sucked looking up and saying, "Hey, I know him, or him, or him. or him, or him" I felt like a $2 whore
  7. Not bad for a toasted redneck I wish I knew what I said I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  8. 2fat2fly

    My fantasy

    Female, cross dresser, TV...does it really matter? It's Rantoul for God's sake
  9. I miss the great liner notes and photos/artwork on those 33 1/3's I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  10. 2fat2fly

    My fantasy

    Damn, I guess that somebody else will have to room with the four strippers that I'm bringing in to town I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  11. Its sort of like Fake boobs. You think you are buying them for your girlfriend but you are really buying them for her next boyfriend Painfully true I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  12. 2fat2fly

    My fantasy

    Baaa-a-a-a-ck up ba-a-a-a-by, I think I love you I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  13. 2fat2fly

    My fantasy

    QuoteBy the way, how did you manage to get accomidations with team Benton? Quote Santiago (diamante's nephew who was on the famous sombrero jump last year in Chester) is the one who got me in to jumping, we work together (he used to be my boss)-You'll have a place to stay if I have to rent you a room myself. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  14. Actually, I don't think that I would wish the task of moderating us on anyone. But if you build the page, I want priority listing on the "Harmess fat, old flirt" section I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  15. OK, new info for me-that explains a lot. Can I tell Liz that you said that I'm not a worthess, unhygenik (to heck with spelling) pig? Ya know, I've still got that damn LSU T-shirt in my closet. I can never remember to pack it when I'm headed to Fla. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  16. Are You volunteering to moderate it? I think that you would make a great greenie
  17. I will be scared silly my first jump at rantoul this year-I always am. I went from being afraid of every jump to being afraid the first jump of the weekend. It's all that i can do to get on the plane that Saturday morning. It's funny, but I kind of hope that the sensation never leaves, that i never lose that sense of accomplishment when I get that one behind me. As long as you still board the plane, you win. Being scared or apprehensive isn't always a bad thing. It has kept me off of jumps that I wasn't skilled enough to be on and sent me looking for guidance from experienced jumpers that has been invaluable. Listen to the fear, recognize it, evaluate the choices that you are making-just don't give in to it I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  18. 2fat2fly

    My fantasy

    I wish that I had known-I left Oshkosh Monday and am killing time in Indy until Friday-I could have gotten you there I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  19. OK, I had to hit a fast food drive through for supper tonight, and they didn't put any napkins in the bag. It's bad enough haveing to request catsup, but in what instance are you eating and driving and don't need napkins-that should be automatic. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  20. 2fat2fly

    My fantasy

    I'm picking up Santiago and Anvilbrother at the Indy airport Friday evening, so we won't get there until 10 or so. I'll be residing with Diamante so you can guarantee I won't miss a meal I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  21. You might be the nicest guy that I've ever said this to...but you so suck!!!
  22. 2fat2fly

    My fantasy

    Catch me in Rantoul and I'll tell you the chip story. I'm splitting my time between the Team Benton compound and the Flying Tigers tent on DZ row-and you, I'm actially looking forward to seeing again. A familiar (face?) from my rec dot days. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  23. man, I hope that you're overstating a case of the sniffles-this is a crappy time of the year to have pneu-however you spell it. Serious "get wells" to you I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  24. My damn laptop is half fried-oh, don't forget that I owe you a beer (even though you didn't find me a slot on Duggy
  25. Your support of him, and his defense of us are both too comendable for me to express. Please pass along my weak attempt of conveying my thanks and appreciation. Congrats girl, you held the faith and kept the home fires burning and your sacrifice was as valid as anyones. I hope that one day will allow me the chance to buy you both a drink. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried