2fat2fly

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  1. Reality shows are supposed to be challenging-finding ya'll men would be easy. Finding you GOOD men might be difficult. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  2. I'm afraid that if I tally it all up, I'll become suicidal I do about 48 weeks a year on the road. Hoping that drops this year. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  3. NSFW!!! http://www.mangl.at/pp.html I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  4. You have friends with pickups, we just don't have any free time-wish I could help I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  5. How are they? I've never been fond of the distilled wine based drinks but I feel sort of obligated to support my fellow Carolinians in their endeavor. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  6. http://greenvilleonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050911/BUSINESS/509110323/1090 I still think injection shots are the way to go I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  7. My kid brother was using trunkmonkey as his email ID until the army decided that it was a racial slur and disabled it. Evidently, they haven't seen these. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  8. You've obviously never tried to find a virgin in South Carolina-Looks like I'm grounded this weekend I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  9. I've followed lots of friends on tandems but I'll give standard separation and just watch them. Doing this, you are setting yourself up for a crappy spot but it may be an option if the TM doesn't mind and ours know that they can trust me to be nowhere near their skydive. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  10. Did Eric Beard (Russian thunder) do his night show? Wasn't LeRoy's routine kick-ass? It looks like they had a killer line up. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  11. For the first time in over 3 months, I can actually see the wood of my desktop instead of a solid layer of paperwork---yeah! I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  12. Taboo is fun with a group. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  13. As long as the container is compromised the worst you get is a big-ass hot fire. If a container is intacted and exposed to heat/flame from a secondary source, it gets fun-Google "bleve" for that scenario. I remember being paged to a "truck fire" and rolling up on a crashed and burning gas tanker. Rest assured that I went to the dispacher later to explain "pertinant information" I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  14. Ma'am, Have a very happy birthday and thank you for loaning us your husband to keep skydiving fun. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  15. and it keeps me busy. Yeah, I can picture the crew in the tower going, "We're tracking 23 aircraft, how in the world are we going to find the most inconvenient vectors for all of them"
  16. I know the feeling. I've been on the road for the last little while and haven't been able to jump-I went to Monroe Monday and picked up my new Sabre 2 and was planning on a big weekend I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  17. Cool, good bird-now honestly, was it blind luck or superior woodsman skills?
  18. $26,639.18 Wow, my customers never spend that much time in the VIP Room. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  19. I don't think that you'd have any problem finding some guy that would let you
  20. 9 times out of 10 times we're going to need the seat in the up position, therefore we leave it up to save wear on the hinge assembly. We pee all over the seat because we're expecting the seat to be in the logical, up, position and have already started to relax the bladder muscles before we realize that some illogical entity has moved it to the down position. The cease fire command takes a second to fully process resulting in unintentional collateral damage. There-Question answered
  21. Oh, no-we got to ejukate you on southern sweet tea (properly said as one word-sweettea) 1.5 pouds of sugar for one gallon of tea-strong and nearly syrup. It's an art unto itself down here.
  22. I'll go as west as Louisiana, we'll have to meet there. Do you know anyone that owns an airplane??
  23. We are doing a bit of reorganizing-I will now only cover the Southeast US instead of East Coast and Eastern Canada--Yeah!!!!! I may actually see my wife on occasion. Bummer is, no more grabbing dinner with Phree when in Columbus and I won't be able to sneak a trip to Cedar Point next year I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  24. Nobody wants to see my fat ass wandering around in my drawers, so I don't-I don't have a problem if other people do. Most underwear is as modest or more modest than normal, hot weather outerwear. Hey, No skid marks, No problem I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  25. Balls are good pet reptiles-generally a great temperament. I raised a Burmese a few years back. On the live feed question that has come up. I had a pretty good feel for the feeding schedule but I stunned the prey animal to avoid injury to the snake, especially when I moved to larger food. A rabbit can tear up a snake during the kill. Also, stock up on Rid-a-mite ( I think that's the brand name) you will eventually have a mite infestation. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried