2fat2fly
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Let 'em have it. We own a lot in a neighborhood and the HOA there is nuts. They've asked for money to repave the "clubhouse" parking lot-it doesn't need it and the clubhouse is a joke-I wouldn't use it. I voted against it and told them that if they did faciluty improvements, I'd support but the lot is in good shape and just a waste of funds. In our case the HOA is run by a few retirees that don't have anything to do so they like to keep busy projects going-I'll not fund your boredom! I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Got the helmet, wearing the shirt, tonight I'm going to unwad the paper and look at the classified ads from Houston
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So what do you say after you blow a guy?
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A pal asked me to track down some info-I called him back with it last night and he said "How do you know so much". I told him, I don't have to know anything, I know Phreezone-as quick as Google and much more personable--Thanks Buddy I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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I hit 40 in a few months and it doesn't bother me. 30 kicked me in the balls, though. It's different for different people. On my bad birthday I bought a harley and started dating a 21 year-old stripper. It helped me through the tough times
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I dunno, feel her boobies? k, Did they feel any different when you were blonde? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Damn dude, you must do less work than I do I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Nope, nothing unusual. they used to deactivate my card if it was used more than X miles away from my home. I travel for a living, that was inconvenient-The first couple of times it didn't other me-other than the fact that it would take a couple of hours to get it reactivated I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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I got a call from my bank yesterday checking on what they called "questionable" charges to my checking account. After 3 attempts, i got through to the automated system and the charge was my ISP autodraft. This draft has been happening every month for the past 4 years, but now it's questionable. I think they just randomly call account holders about their most recent charges to make it look like they are paying attention. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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I am not Dru....... Well, I'm not laz........ OK, but I'm not a per....... Aw hell, I guess you've got me on that one
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That sounds good but you can also alter it with good results 1. Eat Pretzels 2. Drink Tequila 3. Smear Whipped Cream on Significant Other (or who ever is significantly available) Saves all that prep time I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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I once convinced my ex that certain cows were bred with two short legs and two normal legs so that they could graze on hillsides. Does that count? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Then keep her as a girlfriend, everyone know that there's no suction after the ceremony
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Can you get a "Special Dispensation" for an event rather than a particular day? I have one of my Big Three customer events in April and I need one for the day that I take out my airshow performers and one for the night airshow cuz that's the night I'll be hanging out with PsychoBob and we might as well drink together since he won't jump with me I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Tried it once-it's kinda hard to remove though-It might have been easier but I had to double stow. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Liz and I go to Kiawah, very relaxing. We've been to seabrook, but prefer Kiawah I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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This reminds me of the Ron White "Drunk in public" bit I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Yeah, i just checked your profile, i wished I had known-my shoulders were killing me when I got in town. I'm weeks behind on my massage schedule I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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LSU takes down Duke-I was pulling for Duke, of course. I'm glad we didn't bet I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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I'll pre apologize if anyone is from here and loves it, but this is the most boring towns that I've ever been stuck in. And if you knew my hometown, that's saying something I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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If you visit their website look in their hangar and see all of the cool planes that they own I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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this week-end where ya at besides the farm swoop boogie
2fat2fly replied to skinnyshrek's topic in The Bonfire
But I won't-This is Hell Season for me. From january through sun-n-fun in April. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried -
this week-end where ya at besides the farm swoop boogie
2fat2fly replied to skinnyshrek's topic in The Bonfire
On the ground this weekend-Hitting a resort with my lovely wife. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried -
Of couse it is-Read the bipolar thread, I'm having an "up" evening I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Like you have to ask ME that question.. I've spent more quality time with your voicemail in a few months than I did with my first wife in 10 years