2fat2fly

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  1. I'm going to coss post to General Skydiving but problem is-I'm in Ft. Lauderdale, I was planning on flying my wife down but she can't make it-I didn't bring my licsence, gear. or anything with me. Can I get my S&TA/DZO to call someone so that I can rent gear and jump this weekend? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  2. Correct, awesome stuff. I don't get in the Northeast anymore so feel free to hook me up if you can I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  3. 2fat2fly

    Beer Time

    Sweet, same her-17 years of fire service and I called Sunshine and Phreezone when I set myself on fire I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  4. That's a good idea. You know I add about 1/2 a cup of whole milk The only thingt that milk does is add steam to the mix. Instead of 1/2 milk, add 3 tablespoons of water for the same effect. I've gotten 2 wives and multiple girlfiends by being able to cook breakfast and give good backrubs
  5. I've been on the phone with my wife laughing about some of these.................I'm a bit worried about some of the ones she thought was funny I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  6. You will b e amazed at how polite and personable he is I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  7. yeah, I'm vacillating between "he is great" and he's the guy that jumped "Duggy" without me skydivers are such good guys within our community. We don't treat wuffos that well, though I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  8. put the eggs in a blender and you'll cut it to four or five I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  9. Just had a nice conversation with Airtwardo-my battery died-A true fount of information if you need one I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  10. 2fat2fly

    Beer Time

    I already owe you a beer----and you owe me a jump from Duggy
  11. Give your money to me, I'll visit the liquor store and liquidize it and take it to Dublin with me
  12. 2fat2fly

    Beer Time

    Wow, while I was responding to the "Perfect Breakfast"thread, it was locked-first time that's ever happened to me. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  13. Now if I can only find someone witha cabin in North Georgia that I can visit and go for a ride with, I'll be set I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  14. I thought as much. You are suffering from Shane's Lurgy. Cause: influence of the Devil Symptoms: extremely dry skin, imperceptibly orange hair, tooth lengthening, depression Cure: eat more civet cats I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  15. That reminds me of when I got grounded as a teenager. Dad took my car keys and sent me to my room-with my tv, stereo, and computer (TI 994A). I was cool until 5 minutes later he came in with his snips and cut all of the plugs off
  16. Nah, tomorrow's Ft. Lauderdale, but I'll be there for 8 days. Liz is coming down for the weekend, you can join us for dinner Saturday
  17. My wife bought a standard without knowing how to drive one (I tried to teach her in my truck but my nerves couldn't take it). While she was learning, we had a sign in her rear window saying "Stay back! Learning to drive 5-speed" so that people wouldn't crowd her when stopped on inclines. It worked. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  18. Squeal like a pig, boy!!!! Yew got a purdy mouth I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  19. Yeah, my wife was giving me crap because I had just left the office-she said that I should be wearing cammo pants and a Dale Earnhart shirt. But I reall am a redneck, just ask anyone who's heard me speak. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  20. Scroll down for my new toy-$20 well spent http://www.townvillefire.com I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  21. 1.7 million I lost $$ for being a fat, divorced smoker with a small penis and addictive personality-oh well I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  22. Eric Beard, great pilot-personal friend-you will be missed http://www.russianthunder.com/ I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  23. That's the research that we've done, but I was afraid that it might be like going to Ford.com to find out the truth about Explorers-they are fans of the breed and I wanted the negatives along with any "our's is like this" stories. I'm getting some good info from this thread-thanks I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  24. I'm 39 Youngest 30(my wife's age) Oldest 52 (add 5 years for every 3/4 Million that she has in the bank) I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  25. Well, she married me. She's got a thing for big doofeses, I guess Thank Goodness I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried