2fat2fly

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  1. Kneeslides, no. I coached him on proper face plant techniques
  2. 2fat2fly

    Hey Spence

    Yeah, she's seen better days, but we've all done worse-so who's to judge I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  3. Can you post the text? I think that pearl necklace can only be replaced by swallow, but I'm open to varying opinions I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  4. Like I told my ex wife. Just swallow, it'll all work out I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  5. Turkey, done-that's as close as I've come in 15 years of making a pretty girl hot-I'll live with it
  6. Allow me to rephrase. The first pic is him being cute. The second is him becoming an appitizer with a nice chardony I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  7. Oh hell no! The company is buying dinner-yq'll just became customers......and answer your goddamn phone, I'm worried about you I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  8. I don't give a flying bat fuck about their sensabilities-go see them now and make them fix you. Tell them that they don't want me to come down there!! I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  9. I am not feeling the love. I'll be in West Palm in My-ya'll up for dinner? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  10. I called that little prick when I got in his hometown(Myrtle Beach) and he told me that he'd been in my hometown(Clemson) for a few weeks. He didn't let me know he was back in town. Even though he knows that i had adopted him, nutured him, and taught him all that he knows about skydiving
  11. My first tattoo was a jester from "Stranded on a sandbar" "I'm just playin' it for all that it's worth, I'm just payin' for my sins on Earth" Gotta love Buffett I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  12. I'm going to go with Jessica unless Katee shows up at Dublin to give me a big hug to prove me wrong. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  13. 2fat2fly

    my new tattoo

    I remember meeting a pal of mine for dinner and a person I know (not a friend) said, you had dinner with him!? He's gay you know. I said yeah, he's gay, I'm married-that means that neither of us is getting any p***y, but I'm the only one mad about it I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  14. I don't know who does it, but I heard a country song called "Chicks dig it" that I could use because of the really stupis stuff I've done I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  15. Damn, and I just gave her a driving recommendation I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  16. I was listening to Sirius "Outlaw Country" yesterday and they played a new Wille nelson song "Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other" I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  17. I think that it was just thinly veiled bragging. I don't blame him, she's cute and I don't particulary like blondes. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  18. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3007417704059163679 I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  19. My mom would be so proud of me for starting this thread
  20. Impressive duration I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  21. That's not so bad if you're in a hotel and you don't know anyone-you even get bonus points for everyone that gets back off to wait for the next lift So I've heard I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  22. Keeper, or at least worth considering-hell, if I were single, young, thin, on the correct continent-I'd hit on her I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  23. Cropdusting-when you're in a crowded place such as a store and walk down the aisle laying a flatulance field as discretely as possible. Then zip to the next row over to listen for victim responses. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  24. There's a company called Kinsolving that won't charge unless the search is successful. They're slanted more to adoption cases but could probably handle your case. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  25. I think that you just need some vibes