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No, I'm his more care-worn chubby brother Confused I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Is usually too busy packing to have a beer

Growing up, Mom always put it in the fridge so I do to. Hey-Whachu sayin' 'bout my momma chump

I wish that you had called me. I spend so much time kissing ass at the area airports I might could have helped. Thanks for all of the effort that you put in to these things-I guess that I'll have to save up and really blow out the tubes in Dublin I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Don't get married, then I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

But Jay was glad that I had my little ziplock bag of combustables along. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

And they're tax deductable I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

If it weren't for me, we wouldn't have been able to get in nearly as many 360's I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Couldn't have been me-I've been fixed

You can put the old ones in a blender with milk and make a high protein shake I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

There-I wanted you exposed to all of the options

I was on the phone with the Collings Foundation today gently reminding them that I still want a jump. He said that they were setting up something with a northern DZ for the future. I don't know if it's been announced yet so I won't say where. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Now who in their right mind would jump out of an airplane with explosives strapped to them??

Is the cat hacking up sound bites? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

I don't know if I can take your advice. You jump a seven cell

To send or not to send.....Saved as draft right now. "Ms. Kinney, I was very disappointed after reading your "Skydivers Too Close For Comfort" story. While I realize that it is an opinion piece, not a news article, I still feel that you should feel an obligation to present valid facts and investigate both sides. The statement that you made, "the stories are nearly always the same, involving chutes that don't open or open too late, or divers who bump into each other in the air or get tangled.", is simply false and indicates that skydivers tempt death for fun with shoddy, unreliable equipment showing a disregard for our own safety and the safety of those around us. Nothing can be further from the truth. Skydiving is not one-hundred percent safe. That is a simple fact. Skydiving is a managed risk activity and we do everything possible to minimize those risks. No equipment is fool-proof. Ours isn't, scuba gear isn't, I've nearly gotten a concussion when the head came off of a friend's three wood a few years ago. However, the gear is very reliable considering what we ask it to do. In over three hundred skydives, I have never personally had a major problem but I, just as the majority of other skydivers, continue to train and practice in case that happens. If I should experience one of those very rare equipment failures or, more likely, put myself in a position beyond my abilities I expect my friends to be in the air just as soon as possible following my demise. I wouldn't expect them to stop jumping any more than I would expect them to plow under the interstate should I die in a traffic accident. The entire section titled , "Flying the Unfriendly Skies" is probably the most sensationalistic, uninformed collection of words that I have read in a very long time. I had to keep checking to be certain that I was looking at the Philadelphia Enquirer, not the National Enquirer. I realize that this is much more abrasive than I really mean it to be and I apologize for that. I would like to invite you to educate yourself on our sport. Go to a USPA dropzone and meet people, talk with the Jumpmasters and Instructors, get to know the culture and then write a piece about that experience. I'm not asking you to make a jump. Skydiving isn't for everyone, I personally don't like bowling, but I believe that if you take the time to learn about it, you'll become a little less hard line. Best Regards," I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Afew less than is in a lid I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Then you need to come one state north. South Carolina produces more and much better peaches. And...if you go to Atlanta, they make you eat dinner under a waterfall We'll see who picks up that reference I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

That's what I always say......oh, wait, what I always say is "never waste a good movement" never mind The bad thing is that I had some really witty things to say last night I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

I would, but she's got a really cool kid that might see it and then I'd feel bad. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

If the HOA can't find the other owner, then he/she must be non-resident. Pull down the damaged ceiling, install a spiral staircase and have a really big party in your new upstairs area I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

I was actually able to read SC because I knew that I wouldn't be able to reply I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Liz and I were on I 26 heading to Kiawah for vacation. I thought the same thing about the cessna and remember telling Liz-I hope that this doesn't hurt our business. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

I was cleaning overhead projector sheets-I had to stay after school a lot that year. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Maybe that's what he was curious about I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried