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Marriot is a breeze, but they've gone totally non smoking-is there anyway I can transfer my points to you? I don't have many, but you're welcome to them I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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There's been a couple of times that I've started the conversation with "I'm supposed to let you know that I'm recording this on advice of my lawyer"-that gets me talking to a manger pretty fast. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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My ex-wife just emailed me this joke A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sits alone at a nearby table. The wife asks, "Do you know her?" "Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since." "My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?" I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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I make most of my own hotel reservation using the various websites. Hilton's blows, every time you check something aout you have to resign in-Someone should tell them that they should make the site as easy to use as Paris Would that make it a Ho-tel?? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Get meat douse meat in buttermilk drag meat through flour fry meat Beef, pork, or 'possum-don't matter I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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I don't know how she can tell but every time I get a massage the girl says "you need to drink more water". That and "You want happy ending?"
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I also like to teach what Scott Miller teaches about a holding area. Way back when at Skydive Monroe I rember my instructors going over my "playground" area with me as part of my pattern, it really helped having that intermediate target to fly to without having to try to arrive at a certain altitude. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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From May 05-cut me some slack I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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I know what to expect, yet I continue to read your threads and open your attachments What is wrong with me?
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Or 15 minutes to 3K and an impromtu hop and pop when the engine seizes I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Click Click Boom Problem solved I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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I tried to, but the file was too big or something I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Check your DZ.com email
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None of my guys fly Citabrias for aerobatics-there must be a reason. Now Decathelons or Taylorcraft-I've seen guys have a lot of fun in those. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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It listed me as Artisan but I have it from many good sources that I'm the only one that finds me witty or charming I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below .... GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next." I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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You may have run in to someone that was just in the mood to be offended-sometimes it happens but that seems like quite a stretch to be upset about "otay" I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Well you know, You'd think that people would have had enought of silly love songs. But I look around me and I see it isn't so. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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That is the ultimate one-up. I bow to the master. Now I have to try to explain to my manager why I thought that spreadsheet was so funny. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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If I were you, I'd check out coolrunning.com
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Maybe if you try to save it as a .tiff file it will work
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Damn Dude, That really is Dave, sorry that I doubted you I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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I call photoshop on this one. You almost had me until I noticed that the toes of the boots weren't pointy enough to be Dave
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Don't they have duct tape and popsicle sticks there? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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I drew a blank on "fear of celebacy" too I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried