Rebecca

Nope. None apply. Never. Oh, wait.... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

More people are using computers to find that special someone. Here are some tips to help make your online-dating experience safe and fun: Under no circumstance should you give someone you meet online a lot of personal information. You could place yourself in the dangerous position of having a date who knows what a loser you are. When considering the serious step of marriage, it's good form to seek the approval of the message-board moderator. Online dating services provide an easy way for recently divorced singles to meet new and interesting people. It's too bad your ex-wife got to keep the computer. When you write your online classified ad, be sure to make explicit the fact that a sense of humor is very important to you. Set yourself apart by choosing a descriptive user-name like SocialRetard342, CuteFaceFatAss, or RohypnolLarry. If you're having a hard time finding a decent, commitment-minded man through e-dating, why don't you try to e-shut the fuck up for once and stop your e-bitching. Don't just tell women what they want to hear. Type it in all caps. Remember, online dating is not for everyone—only the desperate and pathetic. Dates like to know that they're appreciated. Go the extra mile and send that special someone an e-card or virtual flowers. For best results, try whichever dating service happens to be advertised to the right or left of this chart. If you decide to break up with your online mate, for God's sake, have the decency to do it over the phone. If you're a man who prefers younger women, but you only seem to get responses from older women, take heart: Older women can give birth to younger women. When getting together for the first time, arrange to meet online dates in an open, public place. That way, you can use binoculars to check them out from the car beforehand. Don't worry. If you actually meet someone decent over the Internet, the two of you can tell people you met at a party. From The Onion, of course. Some of these just cracked me up! So have you DZ.couples paid HH his pimpin' fees yet? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Heeeeere's Daisy! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Thanks!! No winner is ok too - c'mon $15 million! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Hey, anyone out there wanna hook me up with Tuesday's MegaMillions and Wednesday's Texas Lotto numbers? I can't do it myself 'cause I'm at work, and they dont' want us knowing if we've won... Maybe they know I'd run out of here screaming like a banshee. I dunno. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

I'm a dumb little German with way too much time on his hands and no, I'm not a power player...but I can type pretty fast... The funny part about it is that I don't know the meaning of most words I found... Oh well... Schoen dich kennenzulernen- wilkommen bei unsere "Familie"! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

B+ here, too. Used to donate, but can't anymore since I spent more than 5 years in Europe during the late 70's- early 80's. Oh well. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

That was you?? Holy crap, boy! Did it end just 'cause they couldn't find more stuff to dump on you? Now THAT'S an SCR ceremony. Hey, at least it wasn't in January, right? Nicely done, Donny!! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

GAAAHHHH! Who the hell are you, and how the hell did you do that? CRAP! Oh well. I should probably thank you - there's no way I'm beating that, so I can stop trying, and actually get some work done. Or not. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

I just thought this was an awesome picture - very Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon. This chick's been a master since she was 17. Wow. South Korean traditional art of sword-fighting 'Haedong Gumdo' master Youn Ja-kyung performs a sword dance at a school in Seoul February 23, 2004. Youn, a 26-year-old woman, has practiced the art since she was 13-years-old and became a master in 1995. Picture taken February 23, 2004. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

GAAAHHHH!!! I've been playing this game all morning and I can't get past 42,200!!! The high score will be mine. Oh yes, it will be mine. Hmm. Made it to 58,400, a mere 900 points away from Merriam-Webster boy... that'll have to do for the moment. I should probably work or something. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

thanks guys you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

and might i add that you are doing a FINE job at it. And damn, i saw some pics, and you and tg are looking mighty hot. Been too long since i seen either one of you. Thanks doll! TG looked great that night. I didn't feel so hot in librarian glasses - I couldn't find my contacts, but I wasn't going to let that stop the party! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Um, yes, Funny man, I know where the DZ is. and I know where you right now. In fact, I'm RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Post-hypnotized Peter!! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

WTF is going on in here!?!?! Cory, you are so gonna get it - purple nerples, three for each nipple! I'll be there in five minutes, Mr. I-Just-Got-A-Promotion-I'm-A-Big-Boy-Now! Your pressed dress shirt is gonna look pretty funny with big twisted wrinkles on your chest! And you, Lover McSheepy! You know you would 'put up' with me regardless of boobage, because I am a kind, sweet, thoughtful, person who completely rocks! Riiiight? Et tu, Turtle? Slacker?? Tsk, tsk. I had considered you above all this. Sigh. You disappoint me. Hey, punk! While I'm doling out e-lashings, learn to spell my name, bitch! Ahh. It's a tough job, but someone's gotta keep these hooligans in line. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DUDE!! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

See this link. Not sure how to make a clicky. http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=957614;#957614 There you go! And if anyone cares, Mr. DownWind is a friend of mine from school - found him here after several years, and knew him by his handle. I'd be Mibster98! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Actually, I was just thinking I must be mildly ADD, and all these indications fit me to a degree. I've been trying to get my room organized all day, and so far I've managed to get a load of laundry in the washer. 'Course as I'm pinging around, I'm thinking about a billion other little things I want/ need to do, and that adds to the confusion and static in my head. So I'm posting. My boyfriend is the lucky one - hyper amounts of energy combined with an unreal ability to focus. He gets twice the stuff done in half the time... brings my scatteredness into sharper relief though. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Damn. Believe it or not, I didn't even end up going out last night. Nope, just sat there, staring at my phone, willing Jessica to call me. It was a long night. Kidding about the staring at the phone, though I was in my new place chillin' with the pets and continuing the never-ending quest of getting my shit together. I'm glad you had a good time Jessica! Now you have my number for next time.

Yes......you do spoil me rotten and I LOVE every minute of it. Thank you sweety!

Clay, shut your sheep-hole! Why you gotta be so mean? Spoiled brat... Jessica, I am SO SORRY - I didn't see this thread until now. Where are you, what are you doing, what are you up for? I can't promise anything right now, since it's very last minute, but we'll see what kind of trouble we can stir up anyway. I'm PM'ing you my number right now. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Oh my, yes. Very much so. Keep 'em comin' folks, you've covered most of mine. There's one by Candlebox that I love, but can't remember the name- starts off kinda slow, and then bursts into a raw, driving beat. Let's just say I didn't know that song was sexy until... Trivia: the 5 star hottie in the Chris Isaak video, Helena Christensen, is the girlfriend of Norman Reedus, who starred in Boondock Saints, and they have a baby boy named Mingus. Yeah, he won't get beat up. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Here's what I like: When my direct co-workers, my boss, and HER boss all leave before 5:00!! Woo hoo! See ya! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

True, true. Although I think that can be said for everyone - we all want the same things, when you boil it down. Who doesn't want nice boobies, one way or the other? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?