NorrinRadd

On a flight I took a couple years ago, here is what the head flight attendant said during her seat-belt/emergency exit briefing: "This flight will be especially interesting for me. My ex-husband is the pilot. And my husband is the co-pilot." Why drive myself crazy trying to be normal, when I am already at crazy?

I know exactly how you feel! Why drive myself crazy trying to be normal, when I am already at crazy?

You rock! Why drive myself crazy trying to be normal, when I am already at crazy?

Wow Billy, didnt really peg you as a narrow minded fuckwit. Traveling though many many Muslim states is easy peasy. act like you expect people visiting YOU to act. i.e. OBEY the law and customs, and dont be a twat. And what if you were female? Would you want to have to wear a scarf or a hijab? Or not be able to travel around without the escort of your brother, father, or husband? Why drive myself crazy trying to be normal, when I am already at crazy?

Neat! Why drive myself crazy trying to be normal, when I am already at crazy?

That is wicked! And now Perris is on my to visit list. I want to give business to an organization that is willing and able to look after everyone. Why drive myself crazy trying to be normal, when I am already at crazy?

Only if we can have another competition for biggest male douchebag on the DZ. How will you spend the money? Might seem cheesy but with the money id take SkydiveBeauty out on a date Your avatar + the stuff you write here makes me want to vomit... Hahaha, um yeah, GooniesKid, what do you actually look like? and how old are you? Hey... if he is even moderately good-looking, and not old enough to be your dad, and he is willing to travel to Australia to take you on a date, I'd say Goonieskid is as good as gold. Why drive myself crazy trying to be normal, when I am already at crazy?

Smells great, wanna taste? Your avatar should be a dude in a troll costume. Why drive myself crazy trying to be normal, when I am already at crazy?

TY for posting this. I still scratch my head as to why people think Dubai is such a great destination. The city was built on the backs and blood of virtual slaves. UAE is one of the world's worst human rights offenders. What they also fail to tell people is that although they are a lot more permissive in these tourist enclaves, the city is still fully under islamic law. I will never visit that place. Why drive myself crazy trying to be normal, when I am already at crazy?

Of course :) Why drive myself crazy trying to be normal, when I am already at crazy?

You all are cracking me up. The irony.... black on the LEFT, black on the RIGHT.... Why drive myself crazy trying to be normal, when I am already at crazy?

I am still very new... as in two jumps! Both times, though, the exit has been my favourite part of the jump. There is a certain joy in releasing yourself... letting go of the safety of the plane... jumping into the air. And I was astonished to find this out, but the air, when you get into it, is not the same as when you look out into it. The air feels like a powerful medium. It is like water. It feels real and immersive. The ground is more like the bottom of a clear lake. I don't feel like I am jumping out of the plane, destined to plummet 14k feet (though that is in fact what is happening).. it feels more like I am just jumping into an ocean of air. Perhaps if you do not focus on the far away ground, but rather on the immediate medium of the air, you may feel less stressed. I cannot speak about exit anxiety, not enough experience. But my life experience has taught me that when I am feeling anxious or nervous about a thing, I try to find the joyful aspects of it and look forward to them. Why drive myself crazy trying to be normal, when I am already at crazy?

Is this trolling? Why drive myself crazy trying to be normal, when I am already at crazy?

I used to enjoy smoking the occasional cigar. But my experiences became more and more like what you described. They just don't appeal to me anymore. Have you tried sheesha? That is a fun way to smoke tobacco. Like inhaling flavoured air. Why drive myself crazy trying to be normal, when I am already at crazy?

... those things really put the creepy in creeper... Why drive myself crazy trying to be normal, when I am already at crazy?

Horndoggery? Why drive myself crazy trying to be normal, when I am already at crazy?

It is interesting that you can get busted for owning drug paraphernalia. How do people buy their pipes/bongs/whatever to begin with? Why drive myself crazy trying to be normal, when I am already at crazy?

I need to buy kids meals more often... Why drive myself crazy trying to be normal, when I am already at crazy?

The lesson I have taken away from here is that skydivers are no less horndoggy than any other group. Maybe even a bit more so. Though the most horndog group of guys I have ever been a part of was the Navy. Welcome to the party! Why drive myself crazy trying to be normal, when I am already at crazy?

I would say the whole two party system has gone off the deep end. There is no longer ANY effort on either side to create consensus. It is all just one group forcing their agendas on the other group, and both sides trying to block everything they can. The government is broken. Right down the middle, more or less. It doesn't matter who you choose to blame, because blaming doesn't fix the problem. Why drive myself crazy trying to be normal, when I am already at crazy?

Darling of the left? Bit of a stretch isn't it Rick? Darling of 13 year old angry goth & indy girls maybe. Thats the only reason he is on the front cover, because teenage girls think he's hot and will buy the mag. At least those "liberal" /misguided 13 year old "women" won't be old enough to vote for hillary. To be fair I doubt that many 13 yo girls are either liberal or republicans. Why drive myself crazy trying to be normal, when I am already at crazy?

Duuude... totally! Why drive myself crazy trying to be normal, when I am already at crazy?

lol Agreed Why drive myself crazy trying to be normal, when I am already at crazy?

mmm... pepper flakes.. good call! Yeah.. I think it has a bit too much sugar. Fine for an oven, not so great over an open flame. Why drive myself crazy trying to be normal, when I am already at crazy?

BBQ. I and my GF are going to the DZ for my ground class and first AFF jump. The ground class is the friday night, the AFF is the next morning. We will camp overnight at the DZ. I want to suprise her with an awesome BBQ dinner. "Feast like Lannisters" I believe is the expression I used. I have a good intuition regarding cooking on a BBQ, but... I would like input. Why drive myself crazy trying to be normal, when I am already at crazy?