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www.clubelectricblue.com May not be sfw www.myspace.com/durtymac

Its even worse in a 69. Her nose is just mere inches away form the exit point www.myspace.com/durtymac

Worse than that is your mum walking in while your'e tossing with your eyes closedand headphones on and putting a cup of t on your bed side table www.myspace.com/durtymac

Check his place out. www.myspace.com/durtymac

Humans for animals www.myspace.com/durtymac

See here www.myspace.com/durtymac

I spent the night mugging kids and then I went home and ate all the sweets. i got $4, 3 apples, 5 kiwi fruit, 2 bannanas and about a kg of assorted sweets. www.myspace.com/durtymac

I love how the other dude just leans over, dumps it on his desk and all the keys drop out www.myspace.com/durtymac

Heres another great vid I found. Check out the human bombardment about 5 mins in LMFAO http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7327816737865053376&q=Battlefield+2 www.myspace.com/durtymac

Its happend again Aggie. http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1538527.html?menu=news.quirkies.unlucky This was on 10:56 Friday 16th September 2005 www.myspace.com/durtymac

Well hello Horny? You looking for me? www.myspace.com/durtymac

Imagine if you wouldve been sitting on the bench. Fuck it wouldve given you a shock www.myspace.com/durtymac

He he LMFAO. Weve all had days like this eh? http://www.compfused.com/directlink/980/ IT Professional? www.myspace.com/durtymac

Phone call to Insurance company "I parked up and went to get my donuts and coffee and I came back to see that my rear windscreen had been smashed. ALso the car roof was dented. Ididnt see anything or anyone as I was waiting for my snack. Will I be able to claim?" http://www.compfused.com/directlink/985/ www.myspace.com/durtymac

Ooh ya durty bitch www.myspace.com/durtymac

Well when my friend took the car back to the rental company he asked if he would be liable for the damage. The desk attenddent asked what had happend. He told it like I did. They didnt belive him,but let him off. I drove around all day from Port St Lucie to Melbourne looking for glass for the 1/4 panel. Unfortunatly because the car was so new they didnt have glass in stock. www.myspace.com/durtymac

Well mine started out like this. It comes under potential. I had met this lovely girl on a dz in Florida. SHe was a sister of a pilot of a jump plane there. We spent a couple of days together without much happening except for the usual kisses and fondling etc on the dz. My good friend had a rental car for the time we were in Florida. He decided to lend it to me one night. So that was it I thought I have my chance now. My friend and I were sharing a camper van on site so not much privacy. The girl and I spent maybe 30 mins or so looking for a suitable spot to park up for a bit of lovin. Unfortunately there wasnt that many quiet secluded areas about, until I seen a hole in a bush which the car would just about fit through. I decided to pull into this hole in the bush . We had found a little area to park up on that overlooked the beach. It was a full moon and we could see the sea and beach clearly it looked great , bt we wernt there for the view. Both of us climbed over the seat into the back and quickly got undressed. After about an hour we decided that we should maybe get out of here and go for a beer or 2. I got out of the car to get dressed first I was only wearing my little white socks and then she got out after me with nothing at all on. As she got out she decided to shut the door behind her and all I heard was "clunk". It sounded like central locking to me. Sure enought I grabbed the handle of the door, pulled and it wouldnt open. There in plain sight were the keys in the ignition. mmmmm. SO what to do. Neither of use had a mobile and we were maybe a good 10-15 mins away from civilisation. Only 1 option really. Smash the little 1/4 panel of glass in the rear passenger window. Ever tried looking for a rock on a sandy beach? There aint many about. SO I had to go back to the road and search along the verge for a stone. Imagine driving down a road in the middle of the night and seeing someone squatting bare naked (except for the little white socks) rubbing the ground "feeling" for stones big enought to smash a window. Eventually after 10 mins of searching I found a pebble big enough to smash the window. I got back to the car and proceeded to break in. Eventually after a few minutes of trying we got back in and got dressed hurridly. My next problem was to tell my mate about waht had happend. Do I tell him that the car was broken into? DO I tell him the window got smashed by some kids throwing stones on the side of the road? Sod it Ill just tell him what happend. Boy the girl in question and I had such a scream the next morning. Everyone kept coming up to us to tell us the car had been broken into. We just smiled and said "We know" www.myspace.com/durtymac

He he. If he'd of only stayed in the car. He could of had a nice warm night in the local jail

Ooh I have tears in my eyes. Im sorry buts it's that black humor I love... I sure Id feel different if I knew him. www.myspace.com/durtymac

lmfao Was you one of Ian Durys' Blockheads Squeak? www.myspace.com/durtymac

You two, stop it!! Your scaring me www.myspace.com/durtymac

If any of you guys are looking for a change of country, let me know. Drop me a pm. Im based in Auckland NZ and theres always loads of IT jobs here. Maybe around $80k NZ salary and with jump prices going from as little as $22 NZ, its not a bad place to be. Especially now summer is coming. Thats official!!! www.myspace.com/durtymac

Its lucky it hit the centre of the screen. Imagine if it hit the driver's side.

So Jaap, do you have any more pics of that jump after your exit? If not, what happend? www.myspace.com/durtymac

Shit I wouldnt hit that old hag. She may just hit back a lot harder. Maybe a silver bullet or stake would be better www.myspace.com/durtymac