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  1. Did anyone notice pg. 26 of the February Skydiving Magazine? It's obviously a joke, but who came up with that!? I like it!
  2. Wow. Very cool cartoon.
  3. Wow, that bus video is pretty wild too!
  4. Can someone explain to me the 10 round clip ban? I live in TN. Is it illegal to buy, sell, use? Here's something I found on ebay: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3657756194&category=36257 Called 10 round so ebay doesn't drop the item. If I bought something like this, would it be wise to take with me to the shooting range?
  5. and if there's a camera on your dash, something bad is about to happen!
  6. A friend sent this to me, it's pretty disturbing so I'm sure alot of you will like it. http://www.cyber-ritalin.com/NoSeatBelt.avi
  7. Ahh, I see. Thanks. Totally overlooked the (X-Y)=0 part.
  8. Can anyone explain why this works??
  9. I had to rename it to a wmv after downloading, then it worked. What I saw looked good though!
  10. Awesome video! You and that TM did some great work for those students. So it'll take me about 2300 jumps to sit/back fly like that??
  11. Woohoo! So now that we have 2 there, what's next? Battle bots?
  12. Is this original Ivan? ----- Starting in January 2004 ...... Dress Code: It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Armani, We assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise. Sick Days: We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If You are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work. Personal Days: Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday & Sunday. Toilet Use: Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a Strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the "Chronic Offenders category". Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company's mental health policy! Lunch Break: Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure. Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast. Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation, and input should be directed elsewhere. The Management
  13. 1991 Dodge Shadow convertible. AKA, The Pimp-mobile.
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  15. Mine gave me a chill... http://www.main-family.com/miscgraves/daniel_main.html
  16. Mocha, you rawk! Those pictures are great. Love the new suit! (it is a new suit, right?) My latest video, hop and pop exit: http://web.utk.edu/~dmain/skylog05.mpg
  17. Yah, well I'm the god of blown up engines! My last two dropzones (since this summer) have had a total of 3 cessnas break down while I was jumping there.
  18. When are you coming back to Gawja? I need someone to help me finish off all the ice cream I keep in the freezer. Mmmmm Ben & Jerry Half Baked...yummy indeed. MMMM, indeed. That almost makes the 17 hour drive worth it... almost. I'll be back in Knoxvegas, TN in January and I'll be sure to visit sometime then.
  19. WAY TO GO!! You're making me feel soooo behind. I need to catch up to you, but that probably won't happen jumping in Wisconsin in the winter.... Congrats
  20. The story (if you have high speed internet): ftp://ftp.skydivingmovies.com/public/from_TV/MikeMullinsHollyFulton.mov
  21. Here's a pic of my sugarglider that I recently had to sell.